*retaining Nothing You Just Said* Got It

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

I love the experience of following people on tumblr bc sometimes someone u follow will just be going thru it and will reblog 27 pictures of borzois in a row. and u just get to experience that. for free

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no