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oh hey mr. d.. is that wine? are you supposed to have that? (btw im a child of persephone)

out of context cdverse memes part 7

annoyed/grumpy most of the time is what salty means. it could also mean your flesh is salty, cause it is, i’ve licked several people, including myself

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

i need this drawn

Lance: Keith... how big can kosmo get? I mean I haven't seen him in a while so what should I expect..?

Keith: Probably like, really big.

Lance: WELL YEAH BUT HOW BIG? I kind of need to know??

Keith: Big.

*kosmo appears*

Lance: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Please don’t skip

I am Karim from Gaza, I am 22 years old, a student in the College of Nursing.

I have two brothers, Aboud, who is 10 years old, and Hala, who is almost 12 years old.

My parents are elderly. We are living a tragedy in the October War.

My little brother suffers from malnutrition. My mother lost my brother a few years ago due to the 2014 war.

His name is Aboud as well. She gave birth again and named him Aboud after my brother who died due to the wars on Gaza.

We do not want to lose my second brother. You are our hope. We need your help in order to escape death and live in safety and peace.

We do not want more than to feel safe. I am working to raise money for my family.

I need money to save them from death. We are here in certain death every minute.

Please help us. Hope will be spent on food and the largest part will be spent on passing through the crossing to exit Gaza and part on providing temporary housing.

I need you. My family and I need you.

Every donation saves a family.

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yes. i would do both of these things.

“Traveling with a Cyclops,” Luke chided. “Talk about dishonoring Thalia’s memory! I’m surprised at you, Annabeth. You of all people-”

“Stop it!” she shouted.

I didn’t know what Luke was talking about, but Annabeth buried her head in her hands like she was about to cry.

“Leave her alone,” I said.

Annabeth is a lot better than me because if my older brother told me he literally poisoned the only connection to my dead sister and then accused me of being the one in the wrong, I'm pushing him off his damn yacht. No hesitation.  

REAL

LITERALLY ME

“maybe in another universe we aren’t a trio serving cunt”

the other universe:

EXCUSE ME WTF

arguably this is the funniest part about Jason in The Burning Maze:

always an angel never a god.

imagine 7 year old annabeth becoming a child soldier and seeing her big sister die and thinking it was her fault. 14 year old luke seeing his younger sister sacrifice her life for his and annabeth’s and getting so angry at the gods, especially zeus for turning his daughter into a tree and hermes abandoning him and his mother when he could have easily helped. percy dragging his unconscious best friend up a hill then seeing his mother ‘die’ after being abused by gabe for so long and then becoming a soldier and basically a water boy for the gods. silena after finding out her boyfriend died and that its all her fault because shes helping luke, the traitor of camp. clarisse getting verbally abused by her father because shes a girl then seeing her crush die in her arms because she wouldnt help. jason after being abandoned by his mother at two and being raised by wolves then having his memory taken away and dying before he got to say goodbye to his best friend. piper after being sent away to a wilderness camp when all she wants is attention from her dad and then he gets kidnapped and almost killed. leo after gaea kills his mom and he has to run away from all of his foster homes. frank after his mom died in war and before he hoes to her funeral he finds out the only thing keeping him alive is a piece of firewood and his father is a god. hazel after dying and spending over 70 years in asphodel before her brother finds her and brings her back from the dead. nico after he realizes he’s gay but he’s in 1920 italy, his mother dies, gets his memories wiped, he’s dumped at the lotus casino, he gets out a goes to a military school, he develops a crush on percy, finds out he’s a demigod, his sister abandons him, he finds out his sister died and his crush tells him, he tries to hate him but he cant because it was his fault that his sister died, finds out his sister chose rebirth, finds out he has another sister and brings her back from the dead, goes back and forth from cj and chb because he doesnt belong, goes to tartarus willingly, gets trapped in a jar for 8(?) days, watches his crush and his crush’s girlfriend fall into tartarus, then not preventing an accidental su!c!de, then watching his best friend die.

always an angel never a god.

as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.

stop.

Friendly reminder that Nico Di Angelo as a child, loved pirates and Greek mythology.

Imagine a 10 year old Nico getting excited that the Greek gods exist, then finding out that he gets to learn how to sword fight just like pirates do. (He was so excited he ended up cutting his leg resulting in a scar)

And now imagine all that excitement disappear when he learns that he can never show his big sister what he learnt.

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