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Jacob Frye pt.2
The whole family was watching an action car movie (it's all about family). Everyone sat in the living room together, some on the couch and some on the floor, Jacob sat next to Evie by the armrest of the couch as the movie went on with out any issues, it was then that Jacob, thought of the most random thoughts ever.
Desmond: *eating popcorn*
Jacob: . . . Popcorn is just explosions frozen in time for you to eat.
Desmond: *stops eating his popcorn*
...
Everyone: ...
Evie: *hard sighs* brother... pls...
Altair: *clenched teeth* ... not... today... Frye...
Ezio: is this what I missed when I wasn't at the dinner table last week?
Shaun: lucky you, yes. Not so lucky now though...
Jacob: Did you know, dinosaurs were more closely related to birds... so... since our creed's mascot is an eagle-
Malik: don't you dare Jacob-
Jacob: and if we were all from the prehistoric times-
Desmond: Jacob-
Jacob: *smug grin* Doesn't that make us-
Evie: Jacob I swear to god don't-
Jacob: Dinosaurs Creed! *wheezes*
Edward: HAHA!!! *wheezes* yes! That is exactly what we are!
Altair: no! No, we are not!
Leonardo: ... again, he's technically not wrong.
Shaun: Leonardo, listen we love you, but pls... don't encourage this any further.
Jacob: oh no it's far too late for that Shaun!
Claudia: can't we just watch this movie in peace, please Jacob...
Maria: *rubbing her head in irritation* yes pls, Jacob I rather not get a headache this late in the day.
Jacob: ... Dinosaurs are just pokemon with weaker evolutions.
Achilles: pls! Frye, just zip your mouth for more than five minutes for once in your life!
Jacob: fine! ok! ok!
Edward: Aw, you all are no fun...
Desmond: thank you, Jacob.
5 minutes later. The family seems to go back to relaxing and watching the movie, they are at a car chase scene.
Jacob: ... *smug grin is back* ... if lightning McQueen was real, would he get car insurance... or life insurance?
Edward: *snickers* Haha!
Arno: Oh mon Dieu! Do you ever shut up!
Alexios: well I know what movie we're not watching next. Thanks a lot, Jacob you just ruined cars for me!
Evie: I knew it was only a matter of time.
Achilles: And didn't I tell you to be quiet!? What happened to that!?
Jacob: yes, you specifically said "can you be quiet for five minutes." And I was quiet for exactly five minutes.
Rebecca: well how about literally longer than five minutes?
Jacob: nope! And did you know that the youngest photo of you... is technically the oldest photo of you.
Kassandra: remind me again as to why we have family events? If they're only going to end in disaster...
Haytham:... Is this how all the events usually end up being?
Connor: a good chunk of the time yes...
Haytham: huh, well look at that... I actually feel sorry for you for once son.
Jacob: if flys have their wings removed... are they then called walkers?
Ezio: Mio Dio, Jacob... stop.
Leonardo: here we go again...
Jacob: if a fire truck catches fire, it becomes the very thing it was sworn to destroy.
Desmond: Jacob don't make us have Altair kick your @$$ again.
Jacob: if the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?
Altair: ... *grabs a pillow from the couch and proceeds to scream all of his rage into it*
Jacob: if you sweat in a sweater... does that make you the sweater?
Shaun: pls someone makes him stop!
Bakey: how do we make him stop!?
Jacob: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, a mechanic hope you break down... but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
Evie: *takes the popcorn and gets up* well then I wish you all prosperity. *leaves to her room*
Desmond: hey! Wait that was mine!
Jacob: how come your lips don't touch, when you say the word touch, but touch when you say the word separate.
Alexios: oh like how you're tearing THIS FAMILY APART AGAIN!!!
Edward: *just laughing on the floor*
Jacob: There have likely been times in history where a leader was believed to have been poisoned but probably just had a severe food allergy.
Arno: I- ... that actually explains quite a lot now that I think about it.
Jacob: your future self is spying on you through memories.
Everyone: ... *looks over at Desmond* ...
Desmond: ... can we not, go over this again.
Jacob: you have to pretend to sleep, to fall asleep.
Aya: I'm going to throw him out of this house if he keeps this up.
Jacob: two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do.
Maria: this nightmare will never end will it...
Jacob: Your Teeth are warm.
Altair: . . . that's it! *pause the movie* COME HERE FRYE!
Jacob: NOT TODAY! *Jumps over the couch and runs upstairs to his room*
Altair: *runs after him*
The chase is once again lead to the second floor of the house as the remaining group is left downstairs to hear the echoes of the chase from the living room.
Everyone: ...
Malik: ... well I guess that takes care of that.
Leonardo: and I'm guessing like before, we aren't going to help him correct?
Shaun: yep.
Rebecca: Oh absolutely.
Desmond: pretty much... damn it now I gotta go make more popcorn. *gets up to make more*
Edward: *coughing and wheezing* Haha... ha...
While Desmond went to go do that the sound of the chase echoed from upstairs as it sounds like Jacob almost made it this time... almost. Jacob's screaming can be heard from the upstairs and the sound of something breaking.
Jacob: *upstairs* EVIE HELP! SAVE ME!!!
Evie: *from her room* you made your bed, you sleep in it. *closes her room door*
Jacob: NO EVIE WAIT-
And then the sound of glass shattering is followed as Jacob can be seen falling from the second floor to the front of the house from the living room window as Jacob moans in pain outside.
Desmond: *comes back in with more popcorn* got more popcorn.
Altair: *comes down stairs and sits back on the couch* ... so remind me again on why we are watching a movie about cars again?
Desmond: cause it's all about Family Altair. *eats some popcorn* it's all about family. *puts shades on and continues the movie*
Welcome back to part 2 of
Jacob Frye
Hope you guys enjoy this one ✌ and go check out part 1 of Random thoughts with Jacob Frye. Click the eagle to check out the first one.
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Silly crossover 🙃
Altair is unfortunately stuck with Alastor for a little while.
Altair’s advice: don't go making deals with demons...
Altair: Altair did genocide first, then neutral, and then pacifist last after words he just tried to find all the secrets in the game that he could find, leaving no stone unturned. he's more interested in the lore then the characters in the game. He claims that he doesn't have a favorite character but he secretly likes sans. Desmon was the only one who knew this little secret of his, he found out when he saw Altair looking up San's theme song (megalovania) on his phone (that Shaun bought him) The reason why he never told anyone was because Altair threatened to kill him if he told. Altair knows sans is practically everyone's favorite character, but he didn't care, he just liked sans because he can relate to him in some ways and he likes his theme song, the only thing he doesn't like about sans is his annoying jokes. When he encountered flowey for the first time... lets just say he didn't take flowey's happiness pellets... the first 100 of them.
Ezio: ezio did flirt pacifist route first, he would charm and flirt his way threw fights. His favorite fight was with Mettaton both pacifist and genocide, sometimes the others would catch him doing some of the poses Mettaton would do in the game, in his room. He likes to think that his friendship with leonardo was just like Mettaton and Alphys's friendship. The hardest fight he had to do was the end of the genocide route with sans. He'd been stuck on that fight for hours, refusing to turn off the computer to take a break from playing the game, after 2 hours and a half, with some help from Desmond and Altair, he finally beat the route.
Connor: connor did pacifist route first. When connor got to snowdon and found out he could pet the dog characters in the game, let's just say he spent hours petting lesser dog, he petted him so much he actually managed to break threw the screen... don't ask how it happened... it just... happened. Connor's favorite fight was with the animals except on genocide, it pained him so much to do genocide and fight the animals. He like all the cool animal characters in the game, but his most favorite character was toreil (goat mom!) When Connor meet toreil for the first time he'd think about his own mother. It almost broke his little heart to do genocide and kill off all the animal characters in the game. Connor never finshed genocide because of it. His second favorite character was tammy, he even help tammy get to college. Just like everyone else he found flowey most displeasing at first, both him and Altair didn't trust flowey the first time they saw him. nothing is true everything is permitted.
Desmond: Desmond did neutral run first, mainly because he couldn't decide which route to do first, later on he did pacifist then genocide last. Desmond would play the game like any other person would, his favorite character was frisk cause he could relate to frisk having to save the underground and be forced to make the decision based on other people's choices. He liked having his say in things and having his own choices. He also had a second favorite character which was sans, mainly cause of the memes about him and the jokes sans would tell in the game. He also thought the whole time travelling prank sans did was kind of funny and was super excited to see sans in smash. (as a mii fighter)
Kassandra and Alexios: Kassandra and Alexios both did genocide first just to get a challenge from the game, then they did neutral for the flowey boss fight. The spartan twins favorite character and fight was with undyne both genocide and pacifist, but both had a meager headaches fighting sans. They saw sans as their biggest challenge yet, to them sans was an enemy they must defeat. they spent weeks and nights trying to beat sans. Eventually they beat sans and as a victory they both shouted so loud that everyone in the house heard it... GET DUNKED ON SANS! at the same time together.
Edward: Edward didn't care which one to started off with (neutral), all he cared was get as much money in the game as possible. He even looked up a tutorial on how to hack his way into getting all the money in the game. He had so much money he bought the tammy armor on his first run. His favorite character was undyne as well as her fights. His least favorite character was chara cause just like flowey and everyone in the house chara. creeped. him. out.
Jacob: Jacob did pacifist first then neutral, he never bothered finishing genocide. The reason being because he was never able to beat sans, Jacob spent a month and a half before giving up and accepting defeat. Jacob loved playing pacifist run, he loved all the goofy characters and all, but his most favorite characters were the skela-font bros he pictured him and evie as like the skeleton brothers, more specially papyrus was his favorite, he loved how papyrus was always goofy and fun loving, his favorite papyrus moment was when he jumped out of undyne's house window. He even did the stunt himself, let's just say Shaun was pissed at him for a week, making Shaun having to be the one to replace the busted window. His second favorite was sans just because he told a lot of good jokes jokes jokes🎶
Evie: evie also did pacifist first mainly cause Jacob baged her to do pacifist first. And she did not regret doing pacifist first she enjoyed every moment in the pacifist run. She loved the music, the characters, the story line of the game, it was amazing. Evie also did neutral and genocide too but it would never top pacifist for her. Her favorite character was Asriel. She found his goat form so cute and felt so bad for him, making flowey less creepy and scarey to her.
Arno: did neutral first. When he found out about the poor six children that fell in the underground he felt bad. Seeing how they help him made him feel hopeful for the young generation and felt like there was hope for humanity. he felt determined. He then did pacifist run. His favorite character was muffet, he loved the music muffet had in her battle and he admired the fact that she specialized in baking, it reminded him of the pastries from France. When he fought her in genocide run and saw her death for some reason it reminded him of Elsie... everyone in the house had to help cheer him up that day.
Haytham: Haytham did neutral first genocide then pacifist. His favorite character is Asgore. Haytham honestly agrees with Asgore having to make sacrifices to get the six human souls, he had to do what he must to set the monsters free. He mainly did neutral because he didn't want to be friends with anyone but also didn't want to kill anyone. When he did the flowey fight he was disturbed and was scard for life. He had no problem doing genocide but everytime he killed an animal based character (especially dogs) his son connor would give him murder eyes for everyone he killed. When he finshed genocide connor forced him to do pacifist just to make it up... and he did... eventually after some father and son punching talking.
Bayke: Bayke did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide cause he did like the idea of killing innocent monsters. He got a little teary eyed when he finshed neutral run see how the monsters he met in the underground were still doing good and miss the human child that they had befriended and he felt bad for the six human children that saved his life. When he was playing undertale for the first time he let his hawk Senu watch him play on his sholder. His favorite character is sans and monster kid. He liked sans for the funny puns he made and monster kid cause he was such a sweet kid and admired his determination to help defend the human child frisk.
Clay: clay did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide run, it reminded him to much of the suffering that he has seen and experienced as a test subject. He played undertale from inside of Shaun's computer. His favorite character is W.D. Gaster because just like gaster he was stuck alone in a void like environment left to watch as the world moves on with out him...
GASTER: 🖐 ♐♏♏● 🔼□🔷️🔳 🔲♋♓◼
Bonus
In the assassin house hold
Altair, Ezio, connor, and Desmond were sitting on the couch watching TV while shaun sat at the dinning room table working on his computer while rebecca sat across from him listening to music. Evie had just came walking into the living room and sat on the ground in front of the couch.
Evie: what are you guys up to?
Desmond: watching tiger king on Netflix.
Connor: I hate this show. This guy and his crew are just hurting innocent animals for fun with no reason behind this act what so ever.
Ezio: ya Leonard would not approve of this show at all.
Altair: ... where's your brother at?
Evie: oh he's playing that game Desmond showed us.
Altair: which one?
Evie: undertale I believe.
Desmond: still trying to beat genocide run ay?
Evie: *sigh* ya, still trying to beat that skeleton in the genocide run.
Altair: that fight was to easy, it took me an hour and a half to beat it.
Ezio: it's been almost a month and a half, he's never gonna beat it.
Connor: didn't you also struggle with the sans fight too? And didn't you ask Altair and Desmond had to help you beat it.
Ezio: ... shut up connor- and hey! Eventually I did beat sans on my own thank you every much!
A sudden shout could be heard from up stairs. Everyone had paused what they were doing as a sudden sound of loud running foots steps came rushing down the stairs.
Jacob came ran down to the living room with a black laptop that had the assassin's creed syndicate symbol on it.
The next thing they knew Jacob slammed the laptop onto the coffee table next to the couch. Surprisingly it didn't break on impact. And at the top of his lungs he shouted so loud that the entire house heard him shout.
Jacob: GREAT! GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SH*T!!!
Jacob then threw one of his throwing knives at the living room window, shattering it to pieces and with no hesitation he yeeted himself out the window.
Jacob: NEEEEAY!!!
Jacob landed face first onto the grass of their front lawn. Everyone on the couch including evie had stood up the minute he jumped out the window. Rebecca slowly removed her earbuds out from her ear and Shaun slowly closing his laptop. everyone's jaws dropped in that moment.
Soon everyone in the house had heard the commotion going on from their rooms and came rushing down stairs to investigate, upon seeing what Jacob had done their jaws had dropped as well.
Shaun: ... *deep in hale* ... JACOB WHAT THE FU-
If assassin's creed characters played undertale | part 1 | coming soon |
Drew my two favorite old dorks
(The first paper sketch version I drew in class)
Im so excited for what you have for day 4 of "DONT TELL DOC"
*jumps out the grave and speed runs back to the Studio* OK! it's been quite some time- BUT IM BACK NOW... kind of- LET ME EXPLAIN!
Got my first job ever! School is back in session but it's gonna be my last year of school so- YAAAAAAY!
As for day 4 of "DON'T TELL DOC" I have it ready to post I just need to debate on a few things before I post it up and we're all good my gamers and artists alike!
Hope this clears up a few things and I'll see you guys back in the studio!
Enjoy =)
It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.
It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.
And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.
Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!
The house seems to be dark and Empty.
Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*
The lights don't turn on.
Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*
After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.
Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-
Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~
Shaun: ...
Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~
Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*
The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.
Shaun: ...
There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.
Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.
Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~
Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*
The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls
Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.
The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun
Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!
The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.
Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*
The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.
Jacob:HAHA!
Desmond: HAHA!
Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!
Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.
Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!
They walk into Shaun's room.
Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-
As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.
Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.
Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.
Rebecca: he's probably right.
Desmond: we can't beat him.
Jacob: he's just to smart.
Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*
Altair: ...
Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*
Jacob: HAHA!
Desmond: HAHA!
Rebecca: HAHA!
Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*
Desmond: ok who had money on faints!
Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!
Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.
Previously on...
Assassin's Creed
Now on with the show!
Leonardo: ... *moves the mask around a bit to get a better look* fascinating... I have never seen any comedy mask like this before!
New York, somewhere hidden in the city is the assassin's creed household. In the house, Leonardo Da Vinci is currently studying and observing SCP 035, who had almost succeeded in turning Jacob into another one of his temporary hosts. While Jacob himself is currently pouting and is covered in bruises from Shaun and Desmond tackling him down into the rubble of an old Venice house. Trying to stop him from putting SCP 035 on his face. Shaun and Desmond stand by Leonardo while he observes the mask (with safety tongs of course). While Evie and Ezio are trying their best to console Jacob from the incident that had taken place. Some of the others watch intently as Leonardo tries to get a better understanding of the possessive mask.
Shaun: you can say that again...
Evie: come on Jacob.
Jacob: *huffs and turns away from Evie*
Evie: Jacob I said I was sorry! I didn't actually, believe you were being serious.
Jacob: well I was!
Ezio: come now amico, you can't be mad at your sister forever.
Jacob: bet!
Evie: *sighs*
Malik: so explain to us why this *does air quotes* "possessive mask" tried to get Jacob to wear it, exactly?
Connor: ya cause this thing... looks cursed.
Shaun: right. Desmond you wanna give this one away or-
Desmond: ya I got this one. *clears throat* Ok so basically the possessive mask, better known to the foundation as SCP-035, is a possessive mask that requires a human or humanoid-like host, organic or not so long as it has a humanoid face shape, it will possess the body and will essentially cause the original person to go brain dead and well dies.
Shaun: Once then, he'll take over that body and talk through it with his voice, he'll sometimes take on the traits of those he possesses, going as far as to even know every bit of information and memory that the person had when they were alive. And-
Rebecca: and he knows everything about the human brain and mind so this guy knows how to talk you into doing anything he wants you to do. He also has telepathic abilities as well.
Shaun: . . .
Desmond: . . .
Rebecca: what? Come on you guys, you think you are the only ones who are into this stuff?
Arno: Uh... so wait- hold on so, why choose Jacob as a host?
Jacob: because I'm awsome-
Shaun: probably because he was the easiest out of all of us there to be persuaded into putting him on.
Jacob: Hey!
Edward: So that mask can talk too?
Desmond: ya- well kind of.
Edward: if that mask can talk, then why isn't it talking?
Shaun: surprisingly, I have no idea. Usually this thing loves to talk.
Maria: You also mentioned something about a foundation. What kind of foundation are you refuring to?
Desmond: The SCP foundation.
Alexios: s.c.p?
Desmond: Secure.
Shaun: Contain.
Rebecca: Protect.
Desmond: We die in darkness so you may live in the light-
Connor: Wait, wait! ... that kind of sounds like our saying...
Arno:... What?
Connor: You know. The whole, "We work in the dark to serve the light." That phrase.
Jacob: I SAY WE SUE THEM-
Ezio: ya wait- HEY! They completely stole our phrase and just re-worded it!
Desmond: I-... Huh, I never noticed that before.
Aveline: OK can we get back to the foundation thing! Desmond, continue please.
Desmond: Right, well they're the main goal is to contain anomalies as a way of protecting humanity from the danger some of them possess, and to study and research them and how they work, as well as keeping the normalcy of the world.
Shaun: living or Object.
Rebecca: or just weird phenomenons that happen.
Jacob: secure, contain, protect ... Ok I'll give them this... That's a cool acronym! Why can't we do something like that!?
Bayek: Because we never needed one.
Edward: well ya but it be really nice to have one.
Alexios: The Templars have a name to brand themselves and make money why can't we?
Ezio: they have point.
Aya: we're not get an acronym for the creed.
Jacob: well why not!? We could brand ourselves and make cash!
Connor: I'm fine with how we have creed as it is.
Jacob: Oh Connor! You silly, silly, man... acronyms are cool if you know how to do it right. Makes you stick out.
Malik: exactly why we don't need one.
There is an eerie, echo of mocking laughter that fills the room, sending shivers down everyone's spine, as everyone slowly starts turning their attention to the mask still being held in the tongs Leonardo was using to hold it.
035: "My your all quite the delight to be around~. Talking about the most simplest off topic things then make it a big deal out of it the deeper you go. It's quite amusing really~."
Leonardo nearly drops the tongs he was using to hold the mask, just bearly catching them in time.
Desmond: alright @$$hole what's your game here?
035: "Aw~ can't we just have a nice chat? I am a people person after all."
Jacob: screw you! You nearly turned me into a walking corps for you to pilot!
035: "Touché now aren't we?"
Maria: ok... this is just getting werid even for us.
Malik: agreed.
Shaun: Don't even think about trying to mind control us either.
Rebecca: ya! We're elite b@#$, you can't touch us.
035: "I can see that. Many of you in the room currently each have the gift. The gift of the ancient Isu race. It would be a challenge... but who doesn't like a good challenge? Isn't that right Leonardo. Ah how good it is to see such a now famous face."
Leonardo: we've... met before?
035: "oh yes! 1487, you were invited by some of the richest Nobleman in the country of Italy to have one of you paintings displayed in an art gallery. I ran into when you were looking at some of the other art pieces inside. I recognized one of your works and complmented you on it. Remember?"
Leonardo: *nervously chuckles* I think you have the wrong painter, cause I would have certainly... remember. . .
Ezio: ... Leo?
Leonardo: . . .
Desmond: Uh Leonardo?
Leonardo: . . . *gently puts the metal tongs down onto the table and walks over behind Ezio, only to stare blankly at the mask in horror* . . . I remember you now.
Jacob: Wait! Wait! Hold up! So you have, actually met this family mask!?
035: "indeed he has! You know, Ezio your friend here was quite different from all the ither artist I meet that day. He's Cheerful, optimistic, smart, well rounded, open minded, greatly empathic and expressive, and very curious man by nature. He did actually almost uncovered my secret during our talk, that was how curious of a man you were. But Leonardo is also a chronic procrastinator, and very easily distractible. If I hadn't pointed out one of the paintings to you had done, Hehe, you might have actually uncovered my secrect long ago.
Ezio: Hey-! Wait... how did you know my-
Shaun: he can read minds Ezio, remember?
Leonardo: Mio dio...
035: That's my name! Well the name I prefer to be called by.
Malik: Dio?
035: Well actually it's more of D y o. Greak name. Ah the greaks and the Roman empire, such a marvelous time to be alive then. Right Alexios?"
Alexios: oh indeed it is! Quite a beautiful place!
Arno: Don't fuel the fire Alexios! It's trying to get inside your head by feeding you complements!
Shaun: Wait so were you actually made by greak Gods or-
Desmond: Shaun, buddy come on we've been over this. I still think he's secretly the black lord of Alagadda.
Shaun: yes but how on earth does Alagadda line up with the bits and pieces of information the foundation has on him so far?
Desmond: he's a big @$$ lier Shaun! You can't believe ever word that comes out his mouth.
Shaun: true but-
Connor: OK! Are we done here!?
035: "nope! And please you two do keep talking. I rather like this little side conversation about me~."
Jacob: f@#$ you.
035: "Aw~ is someone still mad about me?"
Jacob: yes!?!?
035: "Well I guess that makes two of you then."
Desmond: uhm, two?
035: "Yes, isn't that right... Kassandra."
Everyone in the living room turned and looked up to see Kassandra standing their with face of anger spread across it, lookimh stright down at the mask. Her staff of caduceus in her hands.
Alexios: sister?
Kassandra: . . . What. The hell. Is that damn maks. . . Doing in our house!?