*zlomí Vícero Prutů Naráz* Naser Si Svatopluku

Psaní diplomky jde skvěle, nemám vůbec problém se soustředit

člověk kterýmu se říká Béďa (křestním jménem Bedvěd)

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

Honestly, I don’t get why anyone wouldn’t like me. I do cool stuff. I make cars. People like cars, don’t they? I make stonks go to the moon. Isn’t that cool? Isn’t making stonks go to the moon something people like? Seriously, c’mon. Appreciate me. I was on Rick And Morty. Wubba lubba dub dub, right? People love that show! I like to hang out. I microdose acid, a cool drug. Remember that time I went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and smoked that joint? Who else would be crazy enough to do that but me?

God, I’m lonely.

Full Story

Running a one-shot adventure with pregenerated PCs, asking players to choose their characters based purely on prose descriptions without first seeing their stats, and waiting to see how long it takes for them to notice that everybody has been given the exact same character sheet.

vypadáš, jako kdyby tvoje máma a táta měli dítě

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

through the power of having mutuals who are cooler than me I can propel my 2 note flop posts into 15 note flop posts