Eastern Gray Squirrel From Zoo Tycoon 2

dead

I saw this on Twitter, and do not know the source, but I think it belongs here.

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

Seals from Seal World

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry

Its me and the rats running my life 🐭

God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos.