Has Anyone Else Noticed That They Do This?

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it’s time to face the facts—the only way to revitalize our small town’s economy is two hundred, three hundred meter tall mummy pyramid

If you please, reblog with your favourite random encounter/event/complication/whatever table entry from any tabletop RPG you've read.

Currently mine (from the random hangover table in Josh McCrowell's His Majesty the Worm):

You wake up with a wedding ring on a finger. It's not your finger.

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God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos. 

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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb