In Fanfiction And Fanart

Bergeron: There's a chance [Marchand] may call tomorrow because it's his lizard's birthday.

Chara: Has it really been a year since we were all at the Waldorf eating that cake made out of lizard meal?

Bergeron: Yup. Segs Jr's almost 11.

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

No, I don’t want to wear this thing, I just want to get married!

CARY GRANT as Dr. David Huxley in BRINGING UP BABY (1938)      —  dir. Howard Hawks

Bergeron: *talking to Pastrnak* Dude, I can't believe you finally lost your virginity!

Marchand: *also to Pastrnak* Wait, this isn't like the time you bought a hamster and named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?

Fleurs du mal

Bees are life. We did a bees episode on Pushing Daisies, so when we were talking about this (Takiawase) and naming the guest star Katherine Pimms, who was Chuck’s nom de plume on Pushing Daisies, whenever she would go undercover she was Kitty Pimms, so it was like a little poem to Pushing Daisies in a way to do a bee episode and do a different version of the bee death than we did on Pushing Daisies but in the tone of Hannibal. - Bryan Fuller

I actually can’t stop laughing