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my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
*eats snack while looking for a better snack*
Shouldn't guy pizzas have arm instead??
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?
I’m very ready for autumn!!!! because the best part of every year is when the 1D boys start wearing fall clothing in public. those talented sweethearts in scarves? beanies? long coats? sign me tf up
But.. It just got cooler??
Spider-Man: Far From Home behind the scene from United Airlines
*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication
Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that
The stack!
Its like the modern 'you first-no you first' conversation
Yeah.. Hank pymm kinda did
If someone figures out how to weaponize insects we’re all fucked.
My dream
i wish i had a home somewhere in northern italy where i can spend my summers reading books, biking through the country, and eating fresh fruit all day
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Two years?! I’m in!
Hah! They got mine wrong
i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”
BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…
how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????
here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it
Why do they look like monica and richard from
F. R. I. E. N. D. S
Spider-Man left a “memento” for Jameson
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mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread
And the time we get sick inbetween and visit hospitals sometime is kind of a stop sign thing where you relax and have some tea and snacks shit?
Many people’s lives are simply one long trip between two hospitals.
So, apparently dogs too pretend to be in a music video when the music is on
i have small hands
You bend down and its like (•|•)
u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is
Im sorry my laziness has overcome this trait
When you say “forward” or “back” you move your mouth in that direction.
So, apparently it wasn't just me who slipped down those mfs
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
Future generations will assume that the phrase “Oh Snap!” refers to Infinity War.
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