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can i get a HELL YEAH !

You know I’m Australian, coz I Nut! in the Bush!!!*

*I was retaught line dance choreography as part of my school curriculum to a Tina Turner classic every single year of my schooling life, and wouldn’t find out until my mid-twenties that this is a solely national phenomenon

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#valid reasons why i think eddie and argyle would’ve made perfect friends

i rly love when people develop a lil extra roll in between their chest and belly as they gain weight bc it’s like your body didn’t know what to do with the weight so here, have an extra roll

what if argyle actually comes from a super prestigious family with a shit ton of money but he had to work at SBP because of reasons similar to steve's when he had to work at Scoops?

one day jonathan goes over to argyle's house because he's realised that he hasn't been to argyle's place ever. and when he arrives at the address, he is met with some mansion, and he wonders to himself, shit, this can't be it. no way does argyle live here. but when he rings the doorbell, argyle opens the door, and says "hey, byers! how's it going?" like he didn't just step out of a big ass house that he has never once explained

jonathan is absolutely stoned out of his mind, so when he can't find argyle's parents anywhere in the house, he says, "wow, argyle, did you buy this house with your surfer boy pizza money?"

girls want one thing and it’s for their crushes to get fat

putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy

When someone comes out Steve's immediate gut reaction is to drag their taste in romantic prospects. Robin rejected him and came out and he went full "okay fine but please like BETTER girls oh my god" like the Mean Girl he is. God bless.

When Will blurts that he's in love with Mike (which... Yeah Steve knew that one.) Steve goes "okay there's nothing wrong with liking boys but why wheeler?? You can do so much better Will. Seriously. Literally anyone else." And will is just ?????? He just said he liked boys and Steve's biggest issue is that it's Mike?! "Mike is being a jerk!! He's ignoring you!! Dump his ass, Will!" Most confusing acceptance ever.

Eddie confesses to Steve and the man blinks at him like "but...I'm a prep?? And bitchy? And have had, like, five concussions?"

And Eddie is like "what the fuck are you talking about"

"I'm just saying I doubt I'm your usual type! Obviously I like you back but you could probably do better"

"Steve are you saying my feelings are reciprocated while also being self deprecating n order to insult my taste in men?"

"oh. Yeah. Oops."

Lucas and max come out without specifying crushes (except on each other) so there is no need to drag them for their taste in men or women.

Dustin is like "I literally only like Suzie" and Steve is like "I know this and I love you (and her)" BC Suzie is amazing and helped save the world too. And grey ro/ace Dustin.

The only person whose taste he doesn't criticize is Mike and that's because when he says he's in love with will Steve just goes "he's too good for you" and nothing else.

#Steve just wanted to join a club 😔

I really don’t mean to be catty to that one fic writer I mentioned in the tags, I was probably in a shit mood that day and this critique is coming from somebody with not a single fic to their name who is still plugging away at 5 kinky asks

Will still never get how anybody could think Eddie Munson is a music snob. Dude was wanted for murder & grand theft auto, and was still headbanging his heart out to CCR. Like, genre is but a preference.

Will still never get how anybody could think Eddie Munson is a music snob. Dude was wanted for murder & grand theft auto, and was still headbanging his heart out to CCR. Like, genre is but a preference.

Long before internet memes, there was Morris the Cat, the advertising mascot for 9Lives brand cat food, appearing on its packaging and in many of its television commercials since the 1970s. This particular appearance was on a 1986 calendar titled “Morris, A Cat For Our Times” that featured several pieces of technology. Find out more here…

Alice Cooper, Elvira and Rob Zombie (1992)

Oh my god someone finally posted a wayne munson/murray bauman fic on ao3 👏👏👏

Trailer for The Screaming Skull (1958)