*⠀⠀⠀⠀%# ⠀STAFF VS. SOMEONE WRITING SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT YOU ON THE BOARD !

imagine sagau but ur sibling is the divine creator or whatever

IMAGINE you lose ur sibling one day and ur like wtf??!!??! like they r just missing and you go full detective mode like string on corkboard pulling ur hair nd shit and as a last resort you go onto ur siblings genshin account, then white, then darkness.

When you wake up, you’re just. In the game?? Like you’ve heard of it and even played it a bit yourself but like- what the hell??  Anyways because you look like your sibling because you are siblings people r like ‘nah…. an imposter when their majesty has already graced us with their presence??’ and like take you to them so they may punish you as however they see fit but when you get their ur just like “BRO…. IS THIS WHERE YOU’VE BEEN ALL THIS FUCKING TIME?? I WAS LIKE SHERLOCK ND SHIT AND PULLING OUT MY HAIR AND YOUVE BEEN LIVING LAVISHLY??? WTF KYS” and ur sibling is like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???” and its just a back and forth like “mom misses u come home i dont wanna keep doing the dishes pls :(” “kay why ess” “nah- you guys ur divine creator pissed OUR bed when they were fucking 10 can you believe that-” “shut up”

i think thatd be funny BONUS POINTS IF READER IS ALSO LIKE A DIVINE BEING like someone tries to murder reader for talking back to the creator but you’re barely grazed and like “dam… bro why is my blood gold–”

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

LMFAO

LMFAOOO GET HIS ASS

Here is the second story to the poll I had

Dom tentacle monster x reader

You went down to the beach to relax. As you walked along, you found a small cave in the rocks. You decided to go explore. You could tell from the tide pools that the tide would rise enough to come into the cave but not so much as you wouldn't be able to get out at high tide.

As you looked through the tide pools you felt a small grasp on your ankle. You were expecting a small inquisitive octopus but instead you only saw a long tentacle reaching out of a small hole.

You watched as it slowly wrapped itself around your leg as another tentacle immerged from the hole. You knew what was happening. You read stories in the news of tentacle monsters but they were always far off. You didn't expect to find one so close to home. You could feel yourself get aroused as the tip of the first tentacle reached the hem of your swimsuit and the other started up your other ankle.

You take a few steps further deeper into the cave, away from the wave pools with the hard rocks to the softer sands as the tentacle monster following you. You sit down in the sand as it fully comes out of its hole. It watches you closely as it begins tugging down your bottoms to your knees.

You're not sure if it could smell your arousal or just seeing it free of clothing but the monster sped up it's advances on you. Both of your legs were now wrapped with the tentacles and others were now feeling it's way up your body to pinch around your nipples, occasionally sucking on it with a sucker and pulling up, making a popping sound.

It is now rubbing on your bits. You were biting your lip to stop from moaning out loud as it proceeded to lube you up with it's juices. Two small tentacles begins slowly stretching your ass as 1 keep rubbing on your front.

It finally found your sensitive spot. You couldn't help but loudly moan out and snap your legs shut on the tentacles. It quickly regain control and forces your legs back open as another tentacle is now muffling your moans as it pushes it way into your mouth. You try to stop it from rubbing that spot but as soon as you touch the tentacle monster, more tentacles wrap around your wrists and pin them to your side.

As if you weren't even pushing and struggling back, it folds your legs up and wraps the tentacles around your wrists and legs together. 'If this was a person, they would have you in a mating press,' you thought. As if it heard your thoughts, the tentacles working on you enter you and keep rubbing your sweet spot. You instantly cummed against it. But the monster wasn't done with you.

It adjusted itself until it's mouth was over your front and began licking up the mess you made from your orgasm. The whole time, it continued to pump in and out of your holes as if you never came. Once you were cleaned up with it's tongue, it made you a mess again by cumming all over, in and on you.

You felt it relax a bit. You were now allow to get up but it still hung on to you, it's tentacles still in you. You went to walk over towards the exit before tide got to high, it found a large rock to bend you over and began fucking you some more. Your eyes rolled up from the fresh feeling. You were already so full from it's last orgasm that you could feel it oozing out as it thrusted in.

You could feel the tentacles were getting rougher with you. It pulled harder on your nipples. You can feel that it was now leaving function marks all over your body. The tentacle that is fucking your mouth wrapped around your throat as it began to fuck itself deeper down your throat, you could feel it tighten as the bulge of tip worked it's way down your throat. The tentacles that were holding your legs open were joining the others to stretch you further and fill you up more.

This time you came again with the monster. When is pulled is self out of you, you felt hollow. You rolled over onto your back. You watched it retreat back to the hole it first came from. But now high tide was in. You could swim out. Well normally you could but now your legs were noodles. There is no way you could swim out now.

You looked at your body and it was covered in dots and spots of all different sizes from the suckers. You decided that your only option was to take a nap and wait either for the tide to roll back out or until your legs had strength.

When you awoke, you could see the tide did recede. But you couldn't move. There was the tentacle monster again lubing you up. But it appears it has told it's buddies as there was 2 more now working there way to you. You can't believe it yourself but you already felt excited with what was to come.

A list of nice words we should use more to describe people

Adventurous : willing to undertake new and daring enterprises.

Affectionate : having or displaying warmth or fondness.

Ambitious : having a strong desire for success or achievement.

Amiable : diffusing warmth and friendliness.

Brave : not being afraid of danger.

Considerate : showing concern for the rights and feelings of others.

Courageous : able to face and deal with danger or fear without flinching.

Courteous : characterized by politeness and gracious good manners.

Diligent : characterized by care and perseverance in carrying out tasks.

Empathetic : showing ready comprehension of others’ states.

Exuberant : unrestrained, especially with regard to feelings.

Gregarious : temperamentally seeking and enjoying the company of others.

Humble : marked by meekness or modesty; not arrogant or prideful.

Impartial : free from undue bias or preconceived opinions.

Intuitive : obtained through instinctive knowledge.

Inventive : marked by independence and creativity in thought or action.

Kind : behaving in a caring way towards people

Passionate : having or expressing strong emotions.

Philosophical : meeting trouble with level-headed detachment.

Practical : guided by experience and observation rather than theory.

Rational : having its source in or being guided by the intellect.

Reliable : worthy of trust.

Resourceful : adroit or imaginative.

Sensible : able to feel or perceive.

Sincere : open and genuine; not deceitful.

Sympathetic : expressing compassion or friendly fellow feelings.

Witty : demonstrating striking cleverness and humor.

In celebration of chapter 6 finally coming out I made these

Real

thinking about being on top and feeling confident bc you think you control the pace. you’re in charge now and what a feeling until you realize they’re just holding your hips while you grind and they pound into from beneath. they bounce you and hold you down and :( :((((

HELPP

POV: You’re Riddle Rosehearts

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◇Monster PSA◇

-Nsfw Edition-

Make sure to clean up your camp grounds when camping folks! Wild animals may be attracted to your trash. Or worst! They can be offended. According to reports the werewolf population has gotten closer than ever to the camps. If you don't want knotted up seed filled holes in the middle of night. Clean your trash. Keep the grounds Safe n Clean. Also beware of werebears!

I hate the double standards

When trump won the american elections, people offered support. 'hey americans, you can move here if you want'. Everyone always made sure to specify that it was trump supporters/republicans/conservatives/the right wing/capitalism that wanted reggressive shit.

But here, no one specifies that it's the marcos supporters or the institutions or the political dynasties that helped brought fascism back. It's filipinos. 'you chose this' they'd say. 'i want nothing to do with filipinos and the philippines' they'd say. 'we thought you guys knew better' they'd say.

It makes me angry and bitter. People are starting to treat us like dangerous fascists, as if they're the ones who's gonna be affected by what's happening in our country.

It shows their ignorance. A simple google search can tell you that our institutions are corrupt as fuck and has a long and ongoing history of playing the people, and redtagging those who speak up.

And the election campaign itself? Marcos asked cambridge analytica to 'rebrand' his family's image back in 2020.

The appointed elections commissioner is the guy that served as marcos' lawyer during the election protest launched against leni robredo back in the 2016 vice presidency!

Marcos claimed to be an oxford graduate but oxford says he didn't even finish his degree.

He's a convicted tax evader back in 1995. That alone should've disqualified him. But because he didn't get prison time (because the conviction was downgraded to 'failure to file tax returns' in 1997), he still went through.

There was so much disinformation. So much bribery. And even on the election day, shit happened with machines malfunctioning and ballots were unsecure.

We do not choose fascism. Our shitty institutions run by political dynasties are pushing it onto us through lies and force.