Six people locked in a room are each armed with one of the six weapons from Clue; a revolver, a dagger, a knife, a candle stick, a wrench, a led pipe, and a rope.
The groom uses the bride's veil to suffocate her.
Astronauts fight in outer space; oxygen tanks are broken, crew members are strangled with cables, windows get shattered, specimens are on the loose, and one person starts a fire in the engine room.
Someone uses an object that usually isn't generally considered effective for fighting; they succeed nevertheless.
Two army leaders command their troops in a real-life game of chess; kings, queens, rooks, knights, bishops, pawns and all.
The hero accidentally kills an innocent bystander; they have to deal with the trauma afterwards.
The protagonist kills someone with a single punch to the gut.
Character A and Character B are handcuffed together and each armed with a razor-sharp knife.
Instead of using paintball guns, a group of teenagers are unknowingly armed with actual rifles and real bullets.
The battle takes place in a padded cell at a psychiatric hospital: no weapons, cushions lining the walls and only their bare hands to complete the kill.
HE HAS NO REASON TO BE THIS FUCKING HOT.
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO HOT
hi :3 could you maybe do kiba inuzuka? :D he's my absolute favorite
the devil works hard but I ride his cock harder
-Nsfw Edition-
Make sure to clean up your camp grounds when camping folks! Wild animals may be attracted to your trash. Or worst! They can be offended. According to reports the werewolf population has gotten closer than ever to the camps. If you don't want knotted up seed filled holes in the middle of night. Clean your trash. Keep the grounds Safe n Clean. Also beware of werebears!
AHAHAHAH PUTANGINA ANO TOH 😭😭
ANUBAAA 😭
I would slap the shit of them with my tail then escape. I mean who would believe them if they told anybody right?
Waves, lapped gently at your waist, as you laid comfortably, on a partially submerged, rock, the air, cool, and crisp, against your skin. It felt so peaceful at this time of night, when the beach was free of people, and the moon’s ethereal light, was dancing across the shore.
You wished, it could always be like this.
Taking in a deep breath of the fresh sea breeze, you stretched your arms above your head, and arched your back for a moment, before slumping back down contentedly, a soft smile, pulling at your lips. Coaxed by the rhythmic waves, and emboldened by the blissful solitude, you felt a song start to bubble up, inside your chest.
Time slipped away, as you laid there, singing wistfully to the moon, and the stars, lost in your own little world. Sadly however, such a peaceful moment, couldn’t last forever, and the sound of a shaky gasp, quickly had you tensing, and falling silent.
Head snapping up, in fright, you froze as you realised that someone was standing at the waters edge, staring at you with wide eyes.
….Or rather….your tail.
Preach
On this blog, we don’t just fuck monsters…
We cuddle monsters.
We take monsters on dates.
We make monsters dinner.
We woo monsters with tasteful gifts and poetry.
We Netflix and Chill with monsters.
We take long walks on the beach with monsters.
We are emotionally supportive towards monsters.
We have committed long term relationships with monsters.
We don’t just fuck monsters, sometimes we make monster love.
Magnificently radiant
Soft unfailing
Overpoweringly bright
Bright and gorgeous
Flashingly bright
Universal and resplendent
Marvelous clear
Motionless
Fierce western
Immense newborn
Glorious
Incredibly strange and wonderful
Graciously warm
Fiery and pitiless
Hot and powerful
Imperial and royal
Huge inflamed
Fiery and eternal
Uncommonly red
Scintillating
Warm autumnal
Dim and ancient
High and unforgiving
Cancerous orange
Strange and mystical
Do you ever find yourself over-using the verb “laugh” (or “laughed” or “laughing”) in your writing? Try using these words instead:
giggle / giggled / giggling
chuckle / chuckled / chuckling
snicker / snickered / snickering
cackle / cackled / cackling
guffaw / guffawed / guffawing
grin / grinned / grinning
titter / tittered / tittering
snort / snorted / snorting
chortle / chortled / chortling
howl / howled / howling
roar / roared / roaring
cachinnate / cachinnated / cachinnating
snigger / sniggered / sniggering
mock / mocked / mocking
crack up / cracked up / cracking up
bust a gut / busted a gut / busting a gut
in stitches / in stitches / in stitches
burst into laughter / burst into laughter / bursting into laughter
die of laughter / died of laughter / dying of laughter
split one’s sides / split one’s sides / splitting one’s sides
(NOTE: Keep in mind that all of these words have slightly different meanings and are associated with different emotions/scenarios.)