Latest Posts by mycakeatemycat - Page 4

viper: i've only slept 8 hours over the past week and i think i'm right on the verge of a mental breakdown

viper, taking a sip from the machine oil in her cup: this doesn't taste like coffee

neon: if i shot chamber by "accident", where should I put his body?

viper: you can throw his body in all the acids that failed in my experiments.

reyna: let me collect his soul first.

jett: before we throw his body, give me his credit card info then we put him inside phoenix's laundry machine.

omen: *shakes head*

sage: dear, you have four choices now choose wisely.

chamber, chuckling nervously in the background: i'm in danger

Neon with blue strat

viper

based on a true story

I search cyphmen on thmblr

5 posts made by me in a row

Starts shaking and crying

fade: are these brownies special?

sage: they are

[later]

fade: i don't fell anything, are you sure there's weed in the brownies?

sage: they are special because i made them with love, fade.

Credit to the idea goes to @hvstias !

putang ina mo (affectionately)

definitely dedicated to the lovely @flooficandii and best lightningstorm shipper @ultimateradiance

one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY

look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack

(2020 MAR)

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Spotted this pair in the wild and had a good laugh

[id: KJ named FartSmella and Sova named POOPASS]

crossover

faceless trio vibe

fuck it!!  reblog this and say one (1) (or more if you want to) nice thing about the person you reblogged this from.  it can literally be about anything– just spread some positivity and make this hellsite just a little more bearable!

Cypher Art Week Day 2: Workout!

I'm sure he tries to keep up with his fellow teammates, but his playstyle is a bit more static than... some other's... Ahh, it's hard to keep up with those youngsters

Killjoy and Cypher…

hide and seek

tumblr ruined the quality! TAP ON THE IMAGE PLEASE

is this the content you want, breach stans? are you so starved that you'll take this crappy sketch of a stupid idea??? princess breach

Raze: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Killjoy: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Viper: Good morning to everyone except the two of you.

You know what’s better than hitting gold 2 for the first time?

Hitting gold 3 for the first time!

Finally hit gold 2 after starting out in iron a whole two years ago let's fucking gooooooo

i thought of a way to make valorant better

give one character clown shoes that honk instead of the usual footsteps

[id: Viper straight up missing a name]

I caught her trying to steal my iced coffee

i think about them a lot what else can i say

Finally hit gold 2 after starting out in iron a whole two years ago let's fucking gooooooo