Halloween Isn't The Last Day Of The Spooky Month-- It Is The First Day, The Day That Heralds The Real

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

It was kind of interesting to me that out of all the people in our training group, the ones that were the quickest to form social bonds were the people from way out in the country and the city people just kind of quietly kept to themselves.

But I was definitely accepted as one of the bumpkins.

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happy 29th birthday to this gay idiot <3

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

we don’t need billionaires, we need a self-sustaining lesbian commune with a community garden and a cat rescue

”I want rottmnt back” “I want rottmnt back” “please Nick I’ll give you my money” Alr then start with this. Go click the link below and comment on this fucking Twitter shit, I dare you, I bet you won’t hahah nanananbooboo (<- unimaginable ragebait).

fucking seriously though, guys. If y’all want it back you should prolly ask when they’re clearly considering it.

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.