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Zosan fics be like (part 2)
Elaborated thoughts and fic names under the cut
Cat fic - stay by itsmylifekay
Probably just my favorite cat zoro fic I’ve read, very cute, and as all cat fics do, gives me a heart attack by letting the catified person drink alcohol(never give cats alcohol it is incredibly toxic)
Wado fic - precious thing by hllfire
I love this fic it’s a really cool take on how bonding with the swords works and also how sanji bonding with wado would effect things, I also just love wado being able to communicate and kinda pushing them along
King/god zoro fic
This one isn’t a specific one sadly but I’ve read like 3 of these and can probably track them down again if any of y’all want
Soulmates fic - learning to listen by three_days_late
I’m usually pretty neutral on soulmate fics but I like this one because zoro pretty much immediately fucks himself over with it and they have to pull back from that
Unprompted proposal fic - firestarters by adietxt
This one is short but sweet, zoro starts saying what’s on his mind not realizing he’s literally just proposing out of nowhere
Little sanji fic - to you, formerly me by Trixtree
This one isn’t a zosan fic but I’m including it because I adore it. I see a lot of zosan fics where sanji gets reverted to baby sanji and gets attatched to zoro(which are fine but not my favorite) but never any where adult sanji gets to stay and interact with baby sanji which they go into with this one,, they do some really cool stuff with seeing how it effects both Sanji’s and the crew by extension
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I think It’d be really funny if luffys growth spurt just happened out of nowhere really quickly. Like one day (Lusan are already dating) Sanji wakes up and luffys face is right at where his face is and he’s like, weird??? But maybe he’s like scooted up. But then he can feel luffy legs where his are ??? He starts getting out of the bed and out of his arms and is shaking Luffy to wake up and luffys tired and a little annoyed sanjis waking him up this early he stand up rubbing his eye and he’s like whattttt Sanjis just in aw because they’re at eye level right now. Luffy who was just 5’8 yesterday is now probably exactly 5’11 at sanji height. It takes Luffy a sec to notice and at first he thinks his body is just stretching out or something so he tires to put it back but it just doesn’t work and he’s like whoaaaa, Sanji were the same height now! Hey I can kiss you without having to reach up to you now! He kisses sanji and Sanji just giggles. Chopper probably explains about how his devil fruit has something to do with his late growing. And then maybe a few nights later it happenes again. Sanji wakes up and he feels his head laying in between luffys shoulders and neck, again Sanji forces him out of bed and now he has to look up to Luffys who’s now 6’5. Sanji probably has a little tantrum that it’s not fair Luffys getting taller (he secretly likes it) and then like maybe a couple years later is when Luffy just wakes up one day and he’s 7’5. But like it would also be funny if luffy doesn’t acknowledge he’s wayyyy bigger now, like he still has the same mannerisms so it’s just like this 7 foot guy jumping and slinging around, or like he still likes to have his arms around Sanji when he’s cooking but now he like towers over him and his hands are WAY bigger now too so it does something to Sanji when they’re on his waist. 🫢
Anyways silly Tall Luffy thoughts, there were more but I can’t remember anymore😓
I’m having feelings about Katara v Pakku again, and the fact that at this point in the series, Katara has never been in a fight that wasn’t to the death. Every fight she’s ever been in has had world-ending stakes. She’s not shooting to kill Pakku because she’s weaker and less trained than him - though she is - she’s shooting to kill because she doesn’t know any other way to fight. Friendly sparring, or fighting as a spectator sport, has not been a part of this girl’s life. Pakku’s fighting Katara to put troublesome teenagers in their place; Katara’s fighting Pakku because they’ll all die if Pakku doesn’t pull his head out of his ass and train the Avatar.
Pakku is genuinely surprised to see his own reflection in that disc of ice Katara shoots right past his face. If he hadn’t dodged, it would have sliced his head right open. He starts putting actual effort in after that.
Okay okay hear me out: everyone knows baratie. Baratie is famous across all the blues and grandline for their amazing food, crazy staff and the fact theyre basicly the only seafarring restaurant (others have tried but failed cause it was simply to wild for them)
so! Everyone from warlords to top bountys to admiral goes there once in a while to eat and it also becomes a neutral ground enforced by the staff
Who's the one serving most of these dangerous powerful people? Kid sanji, tiny eggplant. And they enjoy the bratty kid serving them that most people actually ask for him. They teach him a few things as well because honestly hes their nephew at that point
So when he joins the strawhat he seemingly knows almost everyone they come across much to the confusion of his nakama and the regualar baratie guests are just hoping they don't get banner for life by fighting sanji
Congrats! Nephew!Sanji is now a thing and he has been adopted by the ENTIRE world...mostly. This is so fucking funny to me.
Sanji just wants to be cooking, he's like twelve when the head waiter comes back and says someone is asking for Sanji to wait on them. Sanji just groans and curses that he's busy but Zeff kicks him out so he's pouting the whole way to the table. First it's the Admirals and Vice Admirals. Then individual Warlords. Pirates with bounties higher than the amount of money Sanji will ever see in his life.
When Sanji kicks unruly guests some will correct his posture. Some will pat his shoulder or ruffle his hair. Sanji grumbles the entire time every time it happens until he sets sail. Zeff gets letters routinely from the people Sanji runs into, not from Sanji himself. The crew always looks at Sanji with questioning looks every time someone knows him.
Like Garp. Or Crocus. Crocodile. Rayleigh. After the time skip Sanji thinks he's free of running into people who know him but finds that almost all the supernovas have eaten at Baratie at some point while he was there and he wants to scream.
Zeff has a cork board in his office divided straight down the middle, one side has the letters of those no longer permitted to eat at Baratie the other has the letters of those who can. Luffy's poster is split in half and has a piece pinned to each side but Zoro's is firmly on the "not allowed" side after how much time the crew spent scrubbing his blood off the deck.