Fic Where Sanji Loses All Of His Memories And Thinks He’s Been Kidnapped By Pirates, He Steals Wado

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

you catch my drift????

TwiceBitten AU

Okarun was attacked first after they left the Arcade, a giant snarling shadow slammed into him and dragged him away into the brush. Okarun's pained cry and the big splatter of blood he left behind is enough to send Momo into a panic.

She's so focused on getting to Okarun that she doesn't sense the old vampire looming behind her. it's cold hands dart out and snatch her in seconds, tilting her neck before painfully digging it's teeth in her flesh.

Momo can feel her blood being drained away, and no matter how much she struggles, she cannot focus enough to throw the monster off her. Knowing she doesn't have much time left, and honestly kind of pissed off, she uses the last of her strength to surge forward and bite the vampire's neck.

The action catches the vampire off guard, who drops her before clutching the bloodied wound on it's neck in shock. Using the moment to her advantage, Momo uproots a light-pole and impales the vampire into the building behind them before darting off after Okarun.

The bloodloss is affecting her badly, and she's stumbling more than she is running, but she doesn't need to go far when she finds Okarun being pinned to the ground by a giant beast. It's jaws are snapped shut on his shoulder and god, there is so much blood...

She uproots the biggest tree near her and slams it into the monster, who wails in agony before thankfully running off. With black dots in her vision, Momo tries her best to wrap Okarun's shoulder, which looks so bad, and he's not waking up- !

That was the last thing Momo remembers before passing out. Lucky for her, she and Okarun are found moments later by Rokuro, who felt Momo's psychic distress and came over to investigate. He takes them back home where they are able to recover.

(Since Momo drank the old vampires blood when she bite him, she accidentally fulfilled the requirement to become a vampire herself. Now the sun is WAY too bright, She craves blood and can longer taste regular food, and her hearing is WAY too good, which means LOTS of headaches!

One cool thing she can do though, is climb up walls and stand upside down from the ceiling just like Spiderman. Oh, and she's got SUPER ninja stealth now too!)

(When full, Momo looks mostly human, (besides her pointed ears and slightly sharper teeth.) but when she starts to get hungry again, her human features will fade, and she'll becoming more ghoulish and monstrous looking. She does NOT like to be seen like this.)

(Oki is the plush Okarun won for Momo at the Arcade before they were attacked. Momo adores it.)

(Momo's hair and nails grow unnaturally fast now, so she has long hair most often)

Average luffy and sanji interaction in the kitchen

Luffy’s epiphany “I’m in love with Sanji” moment happens when Sanji takes a two day trip to grab food supplies. Sanji made sure to leave plenty of food he’d already prepared in the fridge for Luffy and the others so they wouldn’t miss any meals while he was gone. Out of sheer habit Luffy barges into the galley shouting SANJI FOOD and just. Goes real quiet when he remembers that Sanji isn’t there. The rest of the crew notice while he’s eating that he seems super mopey, and they’re like hey what’s wrong, you have food, it’s Sanji’s cooking, what’s the big deal? And Luffy’s like yeah but it’s not the SAME. Because Sanji isn’t here. And they’re like ??? and Luffy’s realizing it’s not just Sanji’s food that he likes, it’s SANJI, and Sanji’s not there right now so he’s sad bc he misses him. It’s not the same to eat his food and not have him be there to serve it. It’s not the same since he’s not in the kitchen cooking and Luffy can’t sit and watch him in his element. It’s not the same bc Luffy can’t tell him how delicious it is and watch his reaction (he always gets super flustered and pleased and it’s CUTE). The food’s still yummy but it’s lacking one very important ingredient: Sanji!! Sanji’s not THERE and Luffy misses him so so so much. Cue him pouting and sulking around the ship for the next two days waiting for Sanji to come home. It’s literally that one SpongeBob line “What did you do while I was gone?” “Wait for you to come back 🥺🥺🥺” Luffy now knows he’s found something he loves more than food and that’s the cook that makes food for him. GOD. They make me ill

Momokarun save me, save me momokarun

LuSan Headcanon

After a quick snack, Luffy is rendered harmless to the kitchen for a small time.

It's pretty easy to see when Luffy wants attention. But, Sanji can't let his boyfriend's need for attention pull him away from his work. To accomodate both his jobs as chef and boyfriend, he prepares a special snack plate that's specifically for these moments.

Luffy will climb onto one of the barstools that sit in front of the counter Sanji preps food on. The plate will be set in front of him and he'll happily beginning to munch. Once the snack plate becomes a regular, expected experience, Luffy begins to eat from it slower. He'll actually take his time. Using smaller bites to make the treats last longer.

While Luffy is eating, one of two things will usually happen.

Sanji will start to explain what he's doing with the food he is currently preparing. Going into detail about what kind of ingredients and cooking methods he'll be using. Or his complaints with the recipe he'd found and is currently fixing. A lot of it doesn't make a lot of sense, but Luffy loves the cadence of Sanji's voice. It's passionate and just a bit rough from smoking. Just the joy that seeps into the words as Sanji talks about cooking has Luffy stopping mid-chew to watch him in awe.

Alternatively, it can be Luffy talking while he eats. He always starts with the dumplings on the plate. it's easy to talk between bites. Sanji having trained him to at least not talk with his mouth full if they're going to make this work. It's difficult for the captain's unruly, impulsive mind, but he tries his best for Sanji. Luffy loves to tell Sanji stories while eating the snack plate. He'll tell stories about his childhood with his brothers, showing Sanji a window of what actual siblings are like. He'll tell stories about what he and other crewmates did the previous day. He'll even tell stories about all the battles he's done that Sanji wasn't around for. Oftentimes, the desire to be close to the chef will have Luffy rambling long past the snacks have finished.

Luffy will usually cross his arms on the counter and rest his chin on top, just watching his boyfriend lost in his passion. Sanji will look up periodically and smile at him. Sometimes, he even presses a treat to Luffy's lips.

I have a headcanon that Sanji struggles with wanting/asking for non-sexual intimacy from Zoro. So if he's having a rough day or just wants to be held by the man he loves he'll initiate sex in order to feel that connection, regardless of whether he's actually in the mood. But Zoro's gotten unnervingly good at telling when he's doing this and redirecting to give him what he actually needs in that moment.

Fake Date - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 256

"This'll work, now hold my hand, damnit," Regulus murmured, rolling his eyes.

"I've told you, he doesn't-" Remus began to argue, but Regulus ignored him, grabbing at his hand.

"Now pretend that you're not disgusted by touching me," Regulus said wryly, linking their fingers together.

They sat at a table at the Three Broomsticks, purposely in plain view. Remus felt like he was on a stage, sitting there holding hands with Regulus, like they were on a date. "I'm not-!" Remus retorted, but Regulus again interrupted.

"He's coming! Now, laugh!" And with that, Regulus shot Remus a look he'd never seen. It was coy, with lots of fluttering of eyelashes and suggestive smirks.

Trying not to look away, or look too obvious, Remus sighed. "Listen, Reg, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I think you're wrong. Sirius doesn't-"

But this time, he cut himself off. Because Sirius finally came into view.

At first, Remus wondered if perhaps he was so furious because Remus was on a supposed date with Sirius's brother. There had to be rules about that amongst friends, and Sirius was very overprotective of Regulus. But Remus quickly realized that Sirius's fiery gaze was directed toward Regulus.

"He looks furious," he murmured, looking back to Regulus in awe.

"Yeah, idiot. He's jealous. Because he likes you," Regulus said triumphantly. "Now I guarantee he'll come to break up our little date in five...four....three...two.."

"Moony! What're you up to?"

Sirius's falsely-cheerful voice made Remus turn bright red, for some reason. Maybe Regulus was right.