Two Pretty Best Friends

Remus: We should own a library together.

Regulus: We could sell rare books.

Lily: Maybe we could host some classes.

Remus: We could live in a apartment above it.

Lily: That sounds amazing.

Regulus: I call dibs on the master bedroom.

James: Did we just get dumped?

Sirius: Or are we apart of the library?

here are some women and pathetic lesbians, please like it and don't correct my english i don't have a brain to store the information

btw don't get a cold, its not cool funny jokes behavior

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Modern AU Gremlins

I lof dis

Someone else can deal with that.

Zoro would eat a Carolina reaper whole just to flirt with one up Sanji

Fake Date - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 256

"This'll work, now hold my hand, damnit," Regulus murmured, rolling his eyes.

"I've told you, he doesn't-" Remus began to argue, but Regulus ignored him, grabbing at his hand.

"Now pretend that you're not disgusted by touching me," Regulus said wryly, linking their fingers together.

They sat at a table at the Three Broomsticks, purposely in plain view. Remus felt like he was on a stage, sitting there holding hands with Regulus, like they were on a date. "I'm not-!" Remus retorted, but Regulus again interrupted.

"He's coming! Now, laugh!" And with that, Regulus shot Remus a look he'd never seen. It was coy, with lots of fluttering of eyelashes and suggestive smirks.

Trying not to look away, or look too obvious, Remus sighed. "Listen, Reg, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I think you're wrong. Sirius doesn't-"

But this time, he cut himself off. Because Sirius finally came into view.

At first, Remus wondered if perhaps he was so furious because Remus was on a supposed date with Sirius's brother. There had to be rules about that amongst friends, and Sirius was very overprotective of Regulus. But Remus quickly realized that Sirius's fiery gaze was directed toward Regulus.

"He looks furious," he murmured, looking back to Regulus in awe.

"Yeah, idiot. He's jealous. Because he likes you," Regulus said triumphantly. "Now I guarantee he'll come to break up our little date in five...four....three...two.."

"Moony! What're you up to?"

Sirius's falsely-cheerful voice made Remus turn bright red, for some reason. Maybe Regulus was right.

Reiju thought helping Sanji avenge Zeff would bring his smile back. It didn't.

older momo hcs

i would kill for you - i would die for you

inspired by @/problemnyatic 's post (dont want to bother them w a mention)