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Or maybe they got in your car and yelled "drive !" cause they're being pursued.
You caught them doing something weird or embarrassing when they thought no one was around and they panic and you thought they were kinda...cute.
" I saw you scratching / spray painting the principal's car "
Meeting them on the street or whatever when they were drunk and hurting from a recent breakup.
You're my annoying little siblings babysitter. Welp, here's some drugs for HBP. You're gonna need it.
Them seeing you do something illegal / embarrassing and now they blackmail you with it to help them with something they need.
Finding them wounded or hurt in an alley.
Finding a poster for a lost pet which is the stray animal you adopted and thought had been abandoned so now you gotta return them to their owner
I was a passerby who saw you doing cool graffiti at a restricted area and the security guard came and now we're both running away like criminals.
I hit your butt / the back of your head thinking you were my best friend or stupid sibling. I'm so sorry.. !!
more specific ways to introduce characters :)))
find them crying at a social setting like party or meeting, and trying to hide from others’ eyes
have a character stumble in on another character practicing an instrument they play
you know that “oh, look a dog!” that goes to “can i pet it?” to “what’s his name?” meeting with an owner and some random pedestrian on the street? yeah, that. make that for your characters, and if it’s fantasy and you have fantasy creatures, why not replace the dog with a fantasy pet?
have a prankster/troublemaker kind of character crash (either literally or figuratively) into another character who’s currently in the middle of committing theft, and have them help each other out :D
“i was sent here as an assassin to kill you, but now i have to help you instead because it can benefit me, but that means i have to UGH work with you”
romantic confession dialogue prompts
"i can't pretend anymore."
"you need to know that i have grown to care for you. deeply."
"i've loved you since the moment i first laid my eyes on you."
"you deserve to know."
"it's you. it's always been you."
"are you really so oblivious?"
"there isn't anything that i wouldn't do for you."
"i was made to love you."
"i cannot bare to be apart from you anymore."
"please. please just listen to me."
"don't make me say it. i can't say the words."
"you are all i can think about."
"i can't fathom the idea of my life without you in it."
"i dream of you. all i do, is dream of you."
"i am so very in love with you."
"is it so obvious how infatuated i am?"
"for years i have yearned for you, in secrecy and silence."
"we have just met and yet it feels like i have known you for a lifetime."
"you are everything. everything."
"it hurts me, just how much i ache for you."
"i don't know if i can't bring myself to speak it."
"i know that this is not what you want to hear..."
"after everything you've done, i still love you. with all i am."
"it's true."
"i cannot stand you, and yet i also cannot stand to be away from you."
"please...say something."
"i feel your absence in everything that i do alone, in every place i go without you."
"your smile brings me so much joy."
"i'm falling for you."
"i am sorry that you found out this way."
date ideas for your characters
blindfolding your date, leading them to a wonderful surprise
beautiful picnic in the garden
taking photographs of each other
dancing under the stars
sleep under the stars, roast marshmallows and stargaze
visit museums (could be art, archeology, dinosaurs, human evolution, space)
a standard date, dinner and a movie
drive-in movie date, dinner at a fast-food place at one a.m.
playing mini golf or some other type of sport
going to an amusement park, sharing a kiss in the alley
going to a food truck festival
cooking or baking class! alternatively, cooking together at home
asking your “friend” to be your plus-one to another friend’s wedding
visit an antique book story, choose books for each other to read
a date spent cruising around town, visiting small shops, resting your legs at a quiet, cozy little café, holding hands over the table
exploring old castles, monuments, tourist attractions
breakfast dates
watching the sunset or sunrise
going for a midnight drive
doing an activity you’re both terrible at, for a good old laugh
playing video/board games together
writing each other love letters
recreating your first/favorite date
building a snowman, having a snowball fight
going to a pumpkin patch, choosing the perfect pumpkin, decorating for halloween together. alternatively, decorating for christmas
go to an escape room
make a time capsule
visit a haunted house
meet each other in a bar, assume new identities, and try to pick each other up
Nothing fancy… Just some angst & hurt/comfort prompts! Send me prompts if you want!
“I– I think I need to sit down.”
“I just want to be alone right now”
“I want to go home.”
“When you look at me it’s like you don’t even see me.”
“You need to stop this. I can’t watch you burn yourself out anymore.”
“Hey, it’s me. You’re safe.”
“Stop that. Hold still.”
“You’re looking a little pale.”
“You did everything you could.”
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“You have to help [him/her/them]. Please.”
“It reminded me of you.”
“Hush, it’s alright. None of it was real.”
“Can you just leave me alone? Can I have that at least?”
“I’m fine… just a little dizzy.”
“I think I messed up this time.”
“It was only a dream.”
“Is that what you honestly believe? After everything?”
“You were supposed to be there.”
“It’s not that bad.” “You’re [bleeding out/burning up]!”
“Why are you always so reckless, huh? Do you ever think about what would happen if something happened to you?”
“Please tell me what I can do. There has to be something I can do.”
“Something isn’t right.”
“You can lean on me.”
“You’ll only make it worse.”
“I never wanted this. I never wanted any of this.”
“You don’t need to stay.” “I don’t need to stay. But I want to.”
“Just go to sleep. I’ll protect you.”
“You’re a really bad liar.”
“What if there’s no happy ending for us?”
Tag list: @vanilla-chip-101 @sumerianempire @peachgummycandy
Back to the Wall
“You’ve got me… Now what?”
“Don’t tell me you’re chickening out.”
“You’re mine now.”
“Your lips look so soft from up close. Kissable.”
“You look like you want to devour me.”
“No where to run. But you didn’t want to escape, did you?”
“Your heart’s racing. What are you afraid I’m going to do?”
“I can’t resist you.”
“I knew I could get you to chase me. You’re so easy to rile up.”
“You’re shaking… ”
“No more teasing.”
“You’ve been taunting me all day. Was this what you were after?”
“As they say, turnabout is fair play.”
“You thought I was just going to lay back and take it?”
“You’re starting to realize you’re in over your head, aren’t you?”
“I’m going to take what’s mine.”
“Now that I’ve caught you - on your knees.”
“You shiver every time I breathe in your ear. How cute~.”
“You didn’t know you were into this, did you?”
“Fuck, I love it when you do this.”
“Don’t forget who’s in control.”
“You’ve been pushing your luck. This is a reminder of who’s in charge.”
“Are you gonna give it to me? Or are you all bark and no bite?”
“Don’t get cocky.”
“I hope this is going where I think it is.”
“Don’t worry, I like things a bit rough.”
“Now that’s what I call foreplay.”
“You’re hot as hell when you get all in my face like this.”
“Is that it? Didn’t you want to prove a point?”
“I can feel how bad you want me. Give in.”
“If you want out, this is your last chance.”
NSFW Starters
“Just relax~”
“Don’t hold back - I want to hear you.”
“We can leave the lights off if it’d help you relax more…”
“P-Please… ?”
“Stop teasing…”
“You’re doing well…”
“If you change your mind, just tell me when to stop.”
“Is this too much?”
“Is it okay if I touch you there?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t do this.”
“I’m nervous.”
“I’m your personal canvas~”
“Don’t make me beg.”
“Should I pull out?”
“How’s that feel?”
“Is this alright?”
“Put these on.”
“Has anyone ever gone down on you?”
“Have you… done this? Before?”
“No. Keep the curtains open.”
“Do you prefer top or bottom?”
“Shh, someone’s gonna hear…”
“Let me see your face.”
“I’m really sensitive…”
“C’mon, tighter. A baby could get out of these.”
“N-Not there… !”
“I want you to look at me when you cum.”
“Ah, ah, not yet. You aren’t allowed.”
“Yes, Master…”
“How does it taste?”
“Y’know, I’m really good with my tongue…”
“When… did you buy those?”
“What… in the hell are you wearing?”
“That tickles!”
Soft touch prompts
Those types of touches that are feather-like and make you feel tingly in a good way. Touches like:
Face
The soft caress of your lips after the very first kiss.
Caress to the cheek after a moment together.
Gentle wipe of your spilled tears after heavy arguments, a simple gesture that shows you how sorry they are for making you shed sad tears instead of happy ones.
Gentle wipe of dirt on your cheek after enjoying your food too much.
Chin lift to make you look directly at their eyes that just make you follow aimlessly and without much force really. (bonus if they kiss afterward)
When they hold your face in their hands and just look into your eyes and just hold the other softly.
When they lightly wipe the blood off your lip from bitting it too often and softly "kiss it better"
Helping you gently put your earring on and tuck a hair behind your ear to inspect how the accessory looks beautiful on you with or without them.
Helping you put your necklace on and sneak a quick kiss on your neck before complimenting you.
Softly pulling your hair back after being food poisoned.
Worriedly inspecting your temperature after noticing your lack of mood and giving you a chaste kiss on the forehead.
Hands/Arms
Soft hand touches with a light comforting squeeze that instantly assures you they're there.
Softly massaging your hands when you ask them politely.
Loosely holding your hand while you watch and walk around on your date.
Cradling your cut finger after an incident with the knife and tending to your wound with a kiss afterward.
Caressing the back of your hand absentmindedly.
Softly toying with your ring and wondering when they'll get to replace it with a wedding ring.
Softly running their hands on your arms and feeling how cold to the touch your skin is before wrapping you in a hug to share their warmth.
Softly pulling your wrist to pull you closer to them.
softly intertwining your fingers together to hold your hand or twirl you in the middle of the night dance session.
Edit: holy heck guys!!! Thank you all so much for the notes and reblogs!!! I didn't expect this to get this much attention!!! Love you guys!!! 🥰🥰🥰
soft prompts to make you yearn
resting your head gently on their shoulder
them running their fingers through your hair
them gently tilting your chin
and looking into your eyes
so that your eyes lock in a deep gaze
placing a soft kiss on their forehead
interlocking your fingers while holding hands
back hugs back hugs back hugs
embracing them from a sudden hug from behind
and whispering in their ears, “i love you,”
soft kisses on both cheeks and tip of the nose.
cupping your face in their hands and them telling you, “you. you are the one i love.”
kisses prompts to give the readers butterflies:
(feel free to use! yk what to do babies, tag me when u writee !! importantly the 2nd, 6th and 10th prompt >\\<)
hands around your waist as they pull you closer, goosebumps swarming every part of your body that they touch
kisses where they peck you a thousand times and you just sit there giggling with your face squished in their palms while they kiss
the kiss that breaks apart for a second, a smile stretching and they kiss you back again, fingers gently sliding down the side of your face to your neck
"i like the taste of your lips on mine"
kisses where they push you against the cold wall, their hands tracing your curves as they nibble on your lower lip, hands teasing every edge as you moan into the kiss
gently tugging at their collar, out of breath, they ask, "do you want me to stop?" you hurriedly say, "just the opposite, please"
kisses where they pin their hand on either side of your head, body pressing down on yours, places touching on where it shouldn't
neck grabbing during kisses >\\<
meeting each other after a long time and running into each other's arms, hugs tighter than ever as they place a kiss on your head, relieved that it finally feels like home
kisses that turns into love bites, and you slightly moan, "you like that, princess?"
intimate back hugs where they slowly trail kisses from your collarbone to your jaw, making you shiver, and they mumble, "god you smell fucking good."
for more:
'angsty romance prompts'
Friends to lovers prompts:
Being cast as the main characters in a school play and having to perform a romantic confession scene together. You're okay with it since it's your friend playing the love interest, and they (probably) don't mean it anyway. But when they start acting it out, it almost feels real. Once the scene has ended, you realize how much you wished it was
Or being the one who has to act out the confession to your friend (who you've been crushing on for years) and trying so hard to not faint from embarrassment
Calling each other by nicknames
Accidentally confessing to each other while laughing over something
Being separated from each other for sometime and realising how much you miss the other's presence
Sharing a book and reading it together in a library, when your friend rests their head on your shoulder. It's been a common thing for years, so why has this fuzzy feeling taken over you all of a sudden?
Drawing small doodles in each other's notebooks, when one day your friend writes 'I like you'
Helping your friend move to another place, coming across the teddy bear you gave them ages ago
Sharing the most awkward first kiss ever, but becoming better at it by the second try
Telling their friends about their relationship, only to be surprised by the fact that they already knew and placed a bet on when they'd get together
Proposing at the same place where they first met as kids
A bunch of different writing prompts MASTERLIST
updated 12.3.22
“Hate to break it to you, but …”
“Ok, this whole thing you’re doing? I’m gonna need you to stop.”
“I can’t help but feel jealous when you turn and smile at anyone else”
“So now what? You’re just gonna chase after them with a flashlight and righteousness?”
“To save you the time and me the breath …”
“Blackmail is more powerful than money. Once you have them with blackmail, you have them forever.” “I just asked you if I could borrow five dollars, I-”
“I can teach you something else if you want”
“Does anyone care what I think?” “I know I don’t!”
“Toss me!” “Toss you?!” “Do it!!”
“Hold my beer.” “This is a Capri-sun.”
“Wow that was so wild. Crazy”
“I hope common sense is the next cool trend”
“You think you can take me?”
“Bring it on.” “Enough with the movie references, can we just fight already?”
“Relax, there is no problem/we have no problems!” *B walks in* “Ok, one problem!”
“How did you even learn how to do this??” “It’s probably best that you don’t know.”
“Tell me something I don’t know.” “I guess that would be difficult.”
“You really think you can stop me? Adorable.”
“This is ridiculous, why did you make me carry you on my back?” “Stop complaining, I need a good vantage point!” “You can literally FLY!”
“Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes, *B*!” “Listen, I love a good Taylor Swift reference as much as the next guy, but now is probably not the time-”
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
“Alright, fine. If I can’t get around you, I guess I’ll have to go through you!”
“So, you know how in _______, ___________ _______? That literally makes no sense.” “IT’S 1AM. Go to sleep!”
“For most people it goes, observe, think, speak. For *B* it goes a little differently.”
“This would be a lot easier if you weren’t so hot.”
“I don’t want your help, I want you safe!”
“Who buys 25 packs of balloons?!” “Leave me alone, it’s been a rough day!”
“Can you turn up the heat in here? It’s freezing in here!” “Sure baby, come on over here-” “nOt what I meant!!”
“Keep talking and maybe one day you’ll blurt out something intelligent.”
“I wish I was who you think I am”
“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.” “How?” “That’s not your department.”
“An asteroid could hit Earth right now and I’d still be more upset about this”
“Could you please make an effort with them?” “I don’t care about them, I only care about is you.”
“Why not?” “Because I don’t want to die!” “You can be so boring sometimes why do I even hang out with you?”
“You know that’s never gonna happen, right?” “Just let me have this”
“You’re the Ethan to my Hila.” “You have to stop using modern references I have no idea what any of them mean”
“Rules are meant to be broken.” Actually, that’s not-“ "Come on!!”
“If I get shot, will you have my back?” “…. Well…” “Say yes!!”
“He’s the embodiment of everything wrong with the world. I’m kind of into it”
“Wow that was awful. Truly.” “Thank you.”
“I’d die for you.” “Please live for me instead.”
“I don’t know, it could be worse!” “But it could definitely be a whole lot better too.” “You have a point there.”
“I think I just met the human version of a dubstep remix.”
“You’re a mess. But you’re my mess.”
“If you don’t stop now I’m calling your mom!”
“Every time I see your face I go crazy.” “Crazy in a bad way or crazy in a good way?” “Undecided.”
“Love is like a plant. It has to be watered and nurtured and eventually it’ll grow and become stronger and stronger.” “Can our love be the plant that eats bugs and stuff? That one’s really cool.” “… sure.”
“If they don’t kill you, I will.”
“We’re going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship-” “Please don’t sing the song-” “ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY!!!”
“I can’t believe you’re scared of spiders, you’re massive.” “THEY’RE SMALL AND UNPREDICTABLE AND RUN REALLY FAST, OK?”
“My therapist won’t be happy when she hears about this.”
“You look awful. You look like someone drove you over, backed up, squashed you under their tyre and did donuts in an abandoned parking lot with your face in the ground. You look like someone crumpled you up and forced you down the garbage disposal. You look like someone played a game of Operation on you and didn’t clean you up afterwards. *pause* You look terrible.” “Yeah, I got that, thanks.”
“It’s not a big deal, don’t worry about it.” “You’re literally bleeding out!” “It’s fine-” “nO it’S NOT!!”
“I just wish you’d asked me first.”
“Poopity scoop.” “… can you please just-” “Poopity scoop. Poopity scoop”
“Can I please tell you-” “No, please don’t.” “… I love you.”
“So fight me, then!”
“Everything is going as planned!” “That’s because you have no plan.” “Exactly!”
“I love you.” “You shouldn’t.” “I know/I don’t care”
“I wish this thing came with an instruction manual.”
“You’re the only drug I need, baby” “That’s sweet but you still have to take your prescription”
“That’s not very professional”
“Argh, I broke a nail!” “Is that really your main concern right now??”
“That can’t be good.”
“Yet another day of oppression and agony. When will it end?” “We’ve been married for a week stop being so dramatic.”
“If anyone else asks me if I’m ok I’m going to go ballistic.”
“This doesn’t align with my morals.” “What morals?” “… fair point.”
“Shut up.” “..I didn’t say anything?” “Shhhh.”
“I just want to throw up and die”
“You make me wish I’d never been born.” “Funny, I was just wishing you’d never been born too!”
“What are you gonna do, sing about it?” “I might!!”
“I can’t keep going. Not like this.”
“What’s that?” “What’s what??” “That thing!!”
“Hey, so, uhm-” “What is it this time?”
“You make me wish I was better, I want to be better. But I don’t know how.”
“You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.” “Aw, thank you. That means a lot.”
“Did you know that during Prohibition, moonshiners would wear shoes with wooden blocks carved to look like cow hooves under them to leave hoofprints instead of footprints, helping them evade police?” “No, I didn’t, but more importantly, how did you know that?”
“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide …” “…*begrudgingly* No escape from reality.”
“Calm down, I don’t see what the big deal is.” “You stabbed me!!”
“What’s you excuse this time?” “I’m a little bit stupid :)”
“If you were a car, you’d be a BMW.” “Why?” “Cuz I want you to Be My Wife !” “…are you trying to propose to me?” “… Please say yes.”
“Oh no. That can’t be right.”
“You’re not allowed to do that!” “Says who?!” “Your mom.” “I can’t believe you called my mom.”
“You’re gonna have to stop narrating everything you’re doing, you’re gonna give us away.” “Sorry.”
“I’ve never wanted anything so much in my entire life.”
“He’s my worst enemy. My nemesis.” “Didn’t you meet him like five minutes ago?” “Yes.”
“This is it. This is my sign!” “… That’s a cereal box.”
“I’ve done my fair share of stupid things in my day, but this is just ridiculous.”
“I hate you. But I hate them more. So I guess my hatred for you can wait.”
“What? I told you it was going to be dinner with my parents.” “Yes but you didn’t tell me your parents were like that!”
“Whether you like it or not, I’m your only hope. So what’s it gonna be?”
“Can you stop it?” “What? I’m just looking at you.” “I know, it’s creepy, stop!”
“I don’t remember that, that doesn’t sound like me.”
“You think you can stop me? That’s so cute.”
“Can you just-” “CaN yOu JuSt-” “Stop!” “StOp!” “One of these days I am going to kill you.”
“I’ve never been this happy before.” “Not even when you had to wait at that burger place so they ended up giving you extra large fries for free that one time?” “Not even then.”
“Uhm, I fell.” “Upwards?”
“I feel like you’re not hearing me; I don’t want more flowers. I just want you here, at home, with me.”
“This is not how I thought tonight would go.” “I know, isn’t it great?!”
“Is it supposed to be able to bend that way?” “No, definitely not, this is bad.”
“How are you able to do that?” “I honestly have no idea.”
“You need me for something, don’t you?” “Oh please, like you don’t need me for something too.”
“Silvia…” “Yes, Mickey?” “How you call your loverboy?” “Come here, loverboy!” “And if he doesn’t answer?” “Oh, loverboy!” “And if he STILL doesn’t answer?” “Yo loverboy, you better listen up when I’m talking to you!-” “No babe, we practiced this”
“I’m not angry, just disappointed.” “For the last time, I didn’t know we only had one doughnut left or I would have asked you!”
“I don’t want to talk about it.” “Do you want to …sing about it?”
“You truly are one of a kind.” “Thank you.” “I didn’t mean that in a good way.”
“I know you think I’m the villain, but I’m not.”
“I just want you to be happy. Whether that’s with or without me.”
“Let’s never speak of this.” “Agreed.”
“You can’t pay to get this kind of entertainment, baby!” “You catching fifteen grapes in a row is not entertainment.” “Says who?!”
“Where are we?!” “What makes you think I’m any less lost than you are?”
“Let’s go back to our place.” “Our place?” “Yeah. If you want it to be.”
“I thought I could trust you.”
“Hey, uhm, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you…” “Oh, no, don’t tell me you’re gonna go all sappy and confess your love and everything to me now, are you?” “Well now I’m certainly not gonna to do it!!”
“I don’t need your protection, I just need you!”
“This is making me really upset.” “I’m sorry but we don’t really have time for you to be upset about this right now.”
“Ugh, that kid is being so annoying.” “Isn’t that your daughter?” “Yeah, so?”
“I want to speak to the manager, please.” “Dude, this is a frat party, I don’t think they have-” “The manager!!!”
“What are you doing?” “What are you doing?” “Don’t change the subject!”
“Babe, we agreed to only use that code word for emergencies.” “I know, but-” “And a video of a turtle and a duck being best friends is not an emergency, is it?”
“I’m very easily upset and very outwardly aggressive, which is a terrible combination.”
“Wow, I’ve been really annoying today, haven’t I?” “Not any more than usual, sweetie.”
“Hey-” “No!” “Why are you groaning like that?” “No offense, but you’re the last person I wanted to see today.” “What, why?” “Cause I actually wanted to have a good day.”
“If I die on this night, then so be it! You have been a good friend, a trusted-” “You’re just going to a gas station, it’s not-” “Silence!!”
“I want you to stay. I’m asking you to stay.”
“Can you stop yawning, please?” “Sorry, but this is just so boring.” “It’s your daughter’s dance recital!”
“I don’t want to shoot you, but I will if I have to. Step aside.”
“You’re the most poorly written character I’ve ever met.” “What?” “What?”
“I don’t want to die, please don’t let me die!” “I’ll do whatever it takes to get you out of here alive, I promise.”
“I’m in love with you.” “Wow. I don’t know whether to thank you or give you my condolences, honestly.”
“What happened here?!” “I tried to catch a spider.” “With what, a flamethrower?!”
“This is amazing! How did you know I wanted this?” “What do you mean? I listened to you.” “You what now?”
“Over my dead body!” “Hm, shouldn’t be a problem.”
“Explain yourself!” “…I honestly don’t think I could even if I wanted to.”
“What are you doing here?!” “What do you mean? This is my house.” “You were dead two days ago!” “Oh, right, that. Well-”
“I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.” “Would it help if I presented the information by way of dance?” “No but it would be funny”
“Hey, is this a bad time?” “Yeah, actually-” “Ok, great, so-”
“Unless they can hoedown, I’m not interested.”
“I can’t, I’m allergic.” “To water?” “… Yes.”
“Not to be rude but you’re the stupidest person I’ve ever met.” “Look who’s talking!!”
“I hate your guts.” “That makes two of us.”
“Do I know you?” “You will momentarily.”
“I didn’t come this far only to come this far.” (source)
“You can’t just say ‘yo mama!’ as a response to everything!” “Yo mama!” “no!!”
“Aren’t you supposed to help me?” “What do you mean? I am helping!” “You making paper airplanes out of the wrapping paper is not helping.”
“What are you thinking about?” “Wouldn’t you like to know?” “Yes, that’s why I asked dumbass”
“I don’t know how you’re gonna top this. Hopefully you won’t”
“This is gross, and illegal.” “So?” “Just thought I’d mention it.”
“Please don’t be mad”
“Why did you do that?!” “I don’t know!!”
“A good friend wouldn’t let me do this.” “It’s lucky I’m not a good friend, then.” “You’re right about that.”
“You know, you make being your guardian angel very difficult.”
“Every time I look at you I can only think of one thing.” “Oh yeah, what’s that?” “The Boney M 1994 smash hit that inspired an entire generation-” “Oh no” “Ra-Ra-Rasputin!!!!-” “PLEASE STOP”
“Don’t you think I’d love you back if I could?!”
“I’d rather eat a whole bag of pecans than spend another minute with you.” “…” “And I’m allergic to pecans.” “Yeah I got that.”
“Grief is the price we pay for love. Ask yourself if it’s worth it.”
“Get me out of here, now!” “What’s in it for me?” “Your head.” “… Alright.”
“I can’t do this anymore.” “You don’t have a choice.”
“I just want to make sure you’re ok.” “That’s very sweet of you but please stop flashing that flashlight into my eye every two seconds.”
“You want to what now?” “Open a bakery.” “That’s weird, I never saw you as the bakery type.” “Why not?” “Well for starters you’ve killed fifty people over the last two days.”
“I’m going to make you go first.” “Of course you are.”
“This makes no sense.” “Shut up.”
“I’d rather be stuck in a time-loop playing Monopoly forever than do that again.”
“Don’t take it personal, they always argue with people they like.” “I do not!”
“It’s of elvish make!” “Look, I don’t care if Elvis made it-” “… I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.”
“Look upon me and fear!” “You’re 5'2” I could stomp you to death with one foot.“
"I’ve never used this before.” “It’ll be fine, just don’t- Don’t do that.”
“Can you cook me some-” “No.” “You didn’t even hear what I wanted you to make!” “Doesn’t matter. I’m never going into that kitchen ever again.” “What happened in there the last time?” “Horrors. Horrors you can’t imagine.”
“Careful!” “I’m always careful.” “That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”
“It’s just personal preference.” “Whether or not to kill someone is not personal preference!”
“I wish you’d stop doing that.” “And I wish you’d stop being so annoying. Guess neither of us are getting what we want anytime soon, huh?”
“I hate you.” “I hate you too.” “… So, want to be friends?” “Sure.”
“I can’t believe you actually spent your money on this.” “I know, right?! You can’t put a price on this thing, baby!” “That’s.. that’s not what I meant.”
“Look, it’s obvious we won’t come to an agreement on this.” “Right.” “That leaves us only one choice, doesn’t it?” “Yes.” “Fight to the death-” “-Dance off.” “…”
“What would make you think I actually cared about you?” “Oh, please. You and I know both know the truth. You’re just too much of a coward to admit it.”
“Hey, are you listening to me?” “Sorry it’s just really hard to focus when you look like that”
“This is… interesting.” “No, this is wrong! This is vile, it’s disgusting!” “… Interesting.”
“For the hundredth time, constructive criticism about your cooking is not a personal attack-” “Then why did you say it in that tone?!”
“Don’t make me choose. Please don’t make me choose.”
“Well, they’re certainly sprightly, aren’t they?” “I don’t know what that means but yeah it sounds right.”
“Why do you always think the worst of people?” “Just saving time.”
“I just want you to push me up against the wall and shake me real good!” “Can this please wait we’re at Costco”
“Do you think they’d christen the baby with a squirt gun if we asked?” “… Why would we ask them about that?” “Do you think they would or no?”
“You wanna know what I think?” “No, but you’re probably going to tell me anyway.”
“I love you.” “Yikes, let’s not get into that right now.”
“Don’t talk to me!” “Please it was just a game of Monopoly-” “Silence!!”
“To save you the time and me the breath,”
“I know who you are.” “Oh, so you’ve heard of me?” “Your face is everywhere it’s kind of hard to ignore.” “Right.”
“Ye shall not pass!” “Please I just really need to pee!”
“I can’t believe they’re gone…” “Good riddance if you ask me!” “NOT at thE FUNERAL!”
“Don’t worry, I put the ‘fun’ in 'funeral’!” “I don’t want to find out what that’s supposed to mean.” “Oh, don’t worry, you will!”
“Look what you did!!” “You’re saying that like it wasn’t the point?”
“Every moment with you is a living nightmare.” “I’m glad.”
“Everyone has a weakness. Yours seems to be that you think you don’t have one.”
“There is a darkness deep within me… No matter my efforts it never ceases to claw at my heart, filling me with dread and despair day and night as I sleep and wake in a never ending cycle of doom and disaster, knowing I shall never be set free from the traps of time and torture within me..” “… Are you ok dude?”
“May I presume that you are, indeed, an idiot?” “Yes, you may.”
“I have to talk to you.” “Ok.” “And you need to actually listen.” “Oh..”
“Why on earth do you think I’m into you??” “You always use that sweet nickname for me, remember?” “'Stupid moron’ is not a sweet nickname!!”
“Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna see me.” “Someone is definitely going to see you.” “Why?” “Look at yourself!”
“Why are you so heinously incompetent?” “Can you please calm down, it’s only Monday morning.”
“Why are you smiling? I’m not dead yet, you know.”
“Hey babe, can you let me in? I forgot my keys.” “What’s the password?” “Can we not do this again we’ve lived together for five years-” “The PASSWORD!!!”
“Life is like a game of Monopoly, sweetheart. Equally chaotic and confusing with or without a plan.”
“I’m sorry I can’t go, I avoid any social situations at all costs.” “It’s our wedding-”
“Why are you so annoying?” “Why are you so mad about it?”
“Here are my final thoughts: You are stupid and this plan was dumb.” “Thank you.” “You’re welcome.”
“I’m sorry, I tried, I really did… I’m so sorry. Please forgive me.”
“Please go away.” “We’re handcuffed together, how am I supposed to-”
“I love you with every fiber of my being.” “You’re a ghost so that really isn’t saying much sweetie.”
“Wait, you like me?” “Yeah, isn’t it obvious?” “You sure have a funny way of showing it!”
“I hate you!” “Well now we at least have one thing in common.”
“Listen, if ABBA could come together after both of their divorces and make more music together afterward, you can do this!” “Well after that passionate speech I guess I have no choice.”
“Sure, he’s handsome, but can he cook pecan pie without a recipe?” “Why would that matter?” “Answer the question!”
“You can disagree all you want but that doesn’t make me any less right.”
“You can’t make fun of me.” “Says who?” “Your ugly face, that’s who!”
“This has ‘This Will End Badly’ written all over it. Ready to go?”
“What happened in here?” “See, you ask me that but I don’t really know where to start-”
“Stop always asking me questions you know I don’t know the answer to.”
“I just wish things would make sense for a change.” “I wouldn’t count on it.”
“That’s *name*, otherwise known around these parts as the big dipshit.” “Oh, nice.”
“I’m not qualified to do this, but it’s never stopped me before, so I guess here goes nothing!”
“Oh, trust me, I can dance!” “Is that you or the tequila talking?”
“I don’t know what I thought was going to happen, but this was definitely not it.”
“What was that noise?” “What noise?”
“Gimme, gimmie, gimme a… serotonin.” “Are you ok?”
“Hi, nice to meet you. Prepare to be killed.”
“Where are we??” “Gee, I’m so glad you asked. Let me just activate my google maps implant and-”
“Hey, do you remember that time when-” “No. No, I do not. No further questions, please.”
“Why are you so upset all of the sudden?” “You killed my dad!” “Right, that.”
“I love you.” “Are we playing a game of telephone I don’t know about? What’s going on?”
“Don’t be stupid, I’m not in love with them! Why would you think that?” “Well for one thing you haven’t been able to close their facebook page from your browser in five weeks, so-”
“I just need someone to tell me they’re glad I’m alive.” “I am. So unbelievably glad, more than you could ever imagine.”
“Why aren’t you talking to me?” “Because I’m mad at you.” “Why?” “Need I remind you–”
“You’re everything I’ve ever dreamt of.” “So you’ve only ever had nightmares, huh?” “Yeah.”
“Isn’t it time for you to go to bed?” “Isn’t it time for you to mind your business??” “… Ok. Bed, now.”
“Are you drunk?” “Nooo, whyyy?” “Because you just told me you want to carry me around like a sloth baby.” “Ooooh my little sloth babyyyy!”
“Hon, it’s 4 am, why are you up?” “I… I just have to organize this bookcase…” “*sigh* ok, which is it, by height or color?”
“What did you say?” “WhAt DiD yOu SaY?” “STOP!”
“AHH!!” “What?? What is it?” “Why can you bend like that?!”
“I love you.” “YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW- Oh, wait, hold on-”
“That’s interesting.” “… You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?” “Not a clue.”
You come here often?“ "I- … We both live here.”
“I’m sorry but looking like that has to be a punishable offense.”
“Are you lying?” “Why would I lie?” “Because we’re sworn enemies and hate each other’s guts?” “Oh, right, that. Forgot”
“What are you doing??” “Bold of you to assume I’d have an answer to that question.”
“… Are you singing to yourself?” “Oh, yeah, sorry, I didn’t notice.” “No, please, keep singing. It’s nice.”
“Are you okay?” “No. But I will be, with time. I hope”
“Should we do something about this??” “… Or we could just do nothing?” “Yeah let’s do that.”
“How was the cult meeting?” “For the last time, family dinner is not-
"If you so much as look in their direction again, I will kill you, is that clear?”
“What are you doing here? I thought you were dead.”
“How long have you been having these nightmares?” “For months… I just need them to stop. I’ll do anything to make them stop.” “Anything?” “Anything.”
“I haven’t seen you since you blacked out and threw up in my shoes at that party last year.” “… So is that a ‘no’ to the date, or…?”
“Bro you must have the most selective hearing known to man.” “… Sorry, did you say something?” “AAARRRGH!!”
“I miss you. Please come home. Please.”
“He’s got a stick of something stuck up somewhere is you know what I mean.” “Nice.”
“I love you more than I love Ewan McGregor.” “Wow, babe, do you really mean that?” “…. yes.”
“Bro I’m pissed, you really can’t have s#!t in Detroit.” “…I gotta be honest, half the time I have no idea what you’re saying.”
“You really should get a grip.” “You’re one to talk!”
“Why did you do that?!” “I was just trying to be cool.” “Well, it did not work.”
“I gotta tell you, I don’t like our odds on this one.” “Since when has that ever stopped us?” “Just thought I’d mention it.”
“So, about last night…”
“How do you feel?” “Torn apart.”
“And you can be sure of this: I will never cry over it. Never.”
“This isn’t a competition, you know.” “Spoken like a true loser.”
“Hey, it’s me, hope you’re doing well.” “My dog died last night.” “Aw. Anyway-”
“I’m sorry, ok? Here, I brought cookies!” “You killed five people.” “Not a raisin person I see. Noted.”
“Where’s the kid??” “The what?” “You remember that you were supposed to pick them up today, right?” “… I gotta go real quick-” “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”
“I can’t do it, I can’t…” “You don’t have a choice.”
“And whatever you do, don’t-” “Don’t what?” “… Do that.”
“I haven’t wanted anyone this bad in a long time.” “I hate that I have to ask this, but do you mean that in a romantic or violent way?” “Both.”
“How do you stay so good, even through all of this?”
“I need you to stay alive… please… I don’t know how to live without you.”
“I’m really glad you feel that you can be honest with me.” “Well you drugged me so I didn’t really have a choice-” “Shh. I really love the growth our relationship is going through.”
“Are you ok? And don’t lie to me.”
“Taken your meds today?” “Yeah, why do you ask?” “No reason.”
“I feel like I’m gonna throw up.” “Please don’t, this car’s new-”
“I think I’m ok now…” “You’re not.” “Why do you care, anyway? Aren’t you supposed to hate me?” “Be quiet. Lie still.”
“Ok bestie, I see what you’re saying.” “Please stop talking like that.”
“Ok, fine, it’s on. You. Me. Karaoke at eight.” “What kind of threat is that??” “You’ll see.”
“Did you just kick that guy in the nuts for no reason??” “Yeah, that’s feminism, baby!” “No, no, it’s really not-”
“Inhumane. Disgusting. I can’t believe you’d do something like that.” “Give me a break-” “Say hello to Geoffrey RIGHT NOW.” “He’s a dog, why do I have to-” “SAY IT!” “…. hello, Geoffrey.”
“Citation needed, please.”
“I don’t like the cut of their jib.” “Do you have to talk like that?” “Talk like what?” “Never mind.”
“We shouldn’t do this, it’s not right.” “Ok Mr. Geneva Conventions.”
“Now, kneel before me. Kneel!”
“Hey, come here a sec.” “Are you going to serenade me about how I’m the love of your life and how your universe would have no light if I weren’t in it?” “No?” “Then no.”
“You got what you wanted, didn’t you?” “I didn’t want it like this! Not like this…”
“I know it’s not much, but, maybe I could hold you, just for a little while.”
“If you want even the slightest chance of surviving this, you have to do exactly as I say, got it?”
“If only one of us is can make it out of here alive… it’s gonna be me.”
“Honey, what’s going on? Why are you crying?” “*sniffs* What if they don’t like the wrapping paper on the gift?” “They will, honey, don’t worry. Go back to sleep.” “Are you sure?” “One hundred percent. Trust me.” “Okay.”
“This is outrageous!” “Sweetheart, you have to calm down.”
“Back then I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse. But then I met them, and I thought, uh oh.” “And we’ve been inseparable ever since.”
“How was your day?” “Nice. Why do you ask?” “Because I wanted to make sure you had a nice last day before I kill you”
“Where are the others?” “You mean the scum you call friends?” “Yes, now where are they?”
“You’re an idiot.” “Takes one to know one.”
“Why did you do that?? I got what you were saying, I didn’t need a demonstration!”
“Listen, we don’t want any trouble.” “Well I guess that’s too bad, cuz I do.”
“What are you laughing at?- Actually, I don’t wanna know.”
“If only one of us is can make it out of here alive… it’s gonna be me.”
“Honey, what’s going on? Why are you crying?” “*sniffs* What if they don’t like the wrapping paper on the gift?” “They will, honey, don’t worry. Go back to sleep.” “Are you sure?” “One hundred percent. Trust me.” “Okay.”
“This is outrageous!” “Sweetheart, you have to calm down.”
“Back then I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse. But then I met them, and I thought, uh oh.” “And we’ve been inseparable ever since.”
“How was your day?” “Nice. Why do you ask?” “Because I wanted to make sure you had a nice last day before I kill you”
“Where are the others?” “You mean the scum you call friends?” “Yes, now where are they?”
“You’re an idiot.” “Takes one to know one.”
“Why did you do that?? I got what you were saying, I didn’t need a demonstration!”
“Listen, we don’t want any trouble.” “Well I guess that’s too bad, cuz I do.”
“What are you laughing at?- Actually, I don’t wanna know.”
“Happy birthday!” “My birthday was a month ago.” “Yikes.”
“So what are you doing to celebrate this year?” “The same thing I always do.” “Wallow in loneliness and self-loathing?” “Yup.”
“Tomorrow would’ve been their twenty-first birthday.” “Would have been?” “Yes. As in I’m going to kill them so they won’t live to see it.”
“I never thought I’d live to see this day.” “I’m so glad you have.” “Me too.”
“Happy birthday.” “How’d you know it’s my birthday?” “Just a lucky guess. Anyway, here’s your ID.” “Where did you get that??”
“I hope you like it, baby.” “Aw, this is so sweet, you shouldn’t have-” “… Well?” “Sweetie, what is that?”
“I know you usually hate celebrating your birthday, so I thought I’d make it a little bit extra special.” “By kidnapping me?” “Now you’re being a little dramatic.”
“Happy birthday!” “Didn’t we celebrate my birthday last year?” “Birthdays are kind of an annual thing.” “Oh.”
“I just want this day to go by in silence, ok?” “Sure, whatever you want.” “Thank you.”
“Do you know what kind of cake they’d like?” “How am I supposed to know that? Cake-preference isn’t really a common topic of conversation on the battlefield.”
“I need a reason to stay.” “I can’t give you any. Not any good ones, anyway.” “A bad one will do.”
“Want to know why everyone hates you? It’s because you are so obviously the envy of everyone in this room and yet totally unaware of it. It’s infuriating.”
“Remember that summer by the cabin when we stole your grandad’s boat and got stuck in the middle of the lake?” “I remember you being the reason we got stuck because you dropped one of the oars in the water.”
“Come, dance with me.”
“I don’t regret a single second I’ve spent with you.”
“You make me miserable, you know that?” “Then how come you’re smiling?”
“Don’t open your eyes yet!”
“You can’t tell me what to do.” “Listen, normally I’d let you do what you want, but when that thing involves holding a knife to my face, I feel like I should get to have some say.”
“Now, I’m not saying if I saw them in a burning building I would leave them in there, but-”
“Why does every outing with you have to turn into some sort of ethical dilemma?” “More fun that way.”
“So, yeah, anyway. Where was I?” “You’d just killed your brother with a teacup.” “Right. So, he comes back to life-”
“Boy, have I got news for you!”
“According to my sources, that’s a load of bullshit.” “What sources?” “How about my common sense?”
“Never you mind!”
“I’m not mad, she had to do what she had to do.” “She kidnapped your mom!” “I’m just saying,”
“I’m not so sure about this…” “That’s why you’re not the one in charge!”
“Suck it up buttercup, we’ve got work to do.”
“That’s interesting, but have you considered this…” “… what?” “Therapy?”
“I’d like to suggest a heart-to-heart conversation about this, but considering you don’t have one, that’d be difficult.” “Quite.”
“What happened here?” “I-” “No, stop, I don’t want to know.”
“You’re the eager kind, I see.” “No, just impatient.”
“I had no time to think, so I made a judgment call. But, as I should have known from previous experience, I have very poor judgment.”
“Well, what if you-” “No.” “What?” “I don’t want advice, I just want to complain.” “All right. Go off then, I guess.”
“I’m so single even my mom won’t return my calls.” “Your mom is dead, sweetie.” “I know, but still.”
“Just get it done; it doesn’t much matter how.” “… Machete?” “Yes.” “Gun?” “Yes.” “Lazer gun?” “Yes.” “Rabid monkey?” “Yes.” “Hm… what about a voice-activated fighting drone that shoots lemon juice into people’s eyes-” “JUST GET IT DONE!”
“How was your day?” “Oh, you know, the usual.” “I doubt there’s much ‘usual’ about your usual day.” “I won’t fight you on that one.”
“Well, what do you think?” “He’s nice.” “And?” “And I hate him with every fiber of my being.” “Why am I not surprised.”
“What are you doing?” “Waiting for inspiration to strike.” “How’s it going so far?” “Not good.”
“Crap, what do we do?!” “I don’t know! I majored in physics not in fighting big ugly monsters!” “Look, I don’t think calling it ugly is helping!”
“If nothing’s killed me so far, I doubt this will.” “One can only hope.”
“If we lose this-” “It’s just a game of Capture the Flag honey, it’s not that serious-” “If we lose this, I’m divorcing you.”
“What do you want from me?” “You’ll see soon enough.”
“Can I ask you a favor?” “Can you ask me? Yes. Will I do it?” “… you haven’t even heard what I was going to ask-” “No.”
“Never underestimate the power of a well-timed prank, young padawan.” “See, this is why I never introduce you to people.”
“Not to sound desperate, but, we’re desperate.”
“Don’t ever ask me about that again, is that clear?”
“Hear that?” “Hear what?”
“There you are! I’ve missed you!” “What- What’s going on?”
“Am I supposed to know who you are?”
“I’m bored, wanna do something?” “Sure, what do you want to-” “Bank robbery.” “…” “…” “Should I be concerned?”
“Please, tell me what’s wrong.” “*sigh* Lately, I don’t know, I guess I just don’t feel seen.” “Well, I am blind, darling.” “Yes, of course, sorry. My bad.”
“I love you.” “I don’t believe that.” “Doesn’t change the fact that I do.”
“What’s it going to take to convince you?”
“I’m in love with you.” “… What in the world for?”
“I would prefer death to this.” “I really wish you’d stop talking like that.”
“Why is your face purple?”
“I haven’t felt like this in a long time.”
“But I’ve realized that I’ll never be enough for you. And as much as it hurts me to say it, I’ve realized that you’ll never be enough for me, either.”
“I’m so nervous.” “It’ll be fine, don’t worry.”
“I was fine on my own, and then you came waltzing in with your long eyelashes and beautiful smile, and now look at me, I’m a mess of epic proportions. And it’s all your fault.”
“Something tells me I’m going to regret this.”
“This will be a lot easier for the both of us if you don’t fight.”
“Fighting is a lot more intimate than undressing, don’t you think?”
“What, you’re not hungry?” “Not hungry enough to eat whatever that is.”
“Why do you have to be so difficult? Sit still!”
“Get out of the way kid, this is none of your business.” “Oh no you don’t. If anyone’s going to kill her, it’s gonna be me.”
“This is getting ugly. We have to leave, now.”
“Don’t you realize that I’m only trying to protect you?”
“I want to stay with you.” “You know I’d never let you do that.” “Why?!” “Why do you think?!”
“Wait, were you worried about me?” “Don’t flatter yourself, I just didn’t want to have to deal with your corpse.”
“Look, I’m sorry I burned your house down and eradicated your entire family, but I think it’s time for you to stop holding a grudge.”
“Don’t give me that. You meant what you said and you know it.”
“All of that to say… I hate you and I wish you were dead.”
“Man, what’s up with that guy?” “He’s just like that. You get used to it. I hope.”
“Don’t you think you’re being a little overdramatic?” “I will literally set you on fire right now.”
“Don’t you think you should reconsider your copious intake of *insert food/drink*?” “Don’t you think you should shut your mouth?”
“This seems like a needlessly complicated way to do this.” “Well I’m in charge so if you have any better suggestions you’re free to keep them to yourself.”
“You want to tell me what’s going on here?” “No, no. Definitely not.”
“Will you stop that?” “Stop what? I wasn’t doing anything!” “I know. Just thought I’d save us the time for when you eventually do something.”
“I haven’t let a man speak to me that way since 2005, and I certainly am not about to now.”
“I promise you’ll be okay.” “What about you?” “Don’t worry about me. Just get out and don’t look back.” “But-” “Promise me.”
“We’re gonna need a whole lot of glitter glue to get out of this one, ladies.”
“That’s my girl.”
“You’re crazy!” “Oh, honey, rest assured, you don’t even know the half of it.”
“How can you be so calm right now?!” “Worrying won’t change anything. You need to calm down.” “Don’t tell me to calm down! You just blew that guy’s head off!!”
“Why are you wearing that thing?” “What thing?” “For goodness sake- YOU’RE WEARING A TRAFFIC CONE ON YOUR HEAD!”
“Don’t you realize how much is at stake?” “You know I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t.”
“That’s embarrassing.”
“Look, I’m not any more thrilled about this than you are, but can we pretend to like each other for one night?” “All right, fine. But just know that I’ll be wanting to throw up the whole time.” “Likewise.”
“Wait, are you saying what I think you’re saying?” “That kind of depends on what you think I’m saying. But, yeah, sure.”
“What’s wrong with your face?” “What do you mean?” “Oh, wait- You always look like that? Yikes.”
“I would strongly encourage you not to do that.” “Why?” “You don’t want to know.”
“Come with me, please.”
“What’s that smell?”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth?” “Well, your mom never complained.”
“Just admit defeat, you’re completely powerless.” “Maybe. But that doesn’t mean I’m defeated just yet.”
“I’m here to do a job. Feelings have nothing to do with it.” “How naïve. Feelings have everything to do with it.”
“So how do you two know each other?” “We’re married.” “Oh!”
“How dare you speak to me that way?”
“I can’t go in there! Are you crazy?” “And why on earth not?” “Look how I’m dressed!” “Darling, you could wear a potato sack and still be the marvel in any room. Now let’s go show them, shall we?”
“Trust me, you’re doing great, just keep going.” “I’m so scared, I can’t do this!!” “Yes, you can. Trust me, you’re almost there!”
“I’m quite proud of you.”
“How do I know I can trust you?” “Well you’ll be dead in about two minutes if you don’t, but it’s up to you.”
“I would be lying if I said I didn’t see the signs… But then again I’m dyslexic, so-”
“Man, not this guy again…” “What?” “I’ve killed that guy five times already but he keeps coming back, it’s really starting to get on my nerves… Wait here, I’ll be right back.”
“You’re not scared of me. I like that.”
“What’s going on??” “Be quiet.” “Why?” “I’m grieving.” “Grieving what?” “My dignity.”
“Well I might not be the smartest guy around, but even a broken clock is right once a day!” “No, that’s… That’s not…”
“Do you see now why everyone hates you?” “Yes, isn’t it marvelous!”
“Are you ok?” “Please don’t ask me that.”
“Where are you going?” “I don’t know yet. But I’ll let you know when I get there.”
“Just because I’m not allowed to do it doesn’t mean I can’t do it. There’s a difference!”
“Enough talking. You came here to play, didn’t you? So, let’s play.”
“He’s dangerous.” “How? He seems nice.” “Exactly; he’s charming. And charm is a man’s most effective weapon.”
“Stop talking, please. Your voice is shrill and piercing and thoroughly unpleasant.” “A simple ‘shut up’ would suffice, you know.”
“I’m having murder thoughts. Come back later.”
“I can’t do it!” “Just shoot your shot, dude. One day they’ll be dead and so will you.”
“I’m so sorry I hurt you.” “Don’t sweat it, I could’ve just as easily have hurt you.” “Well, it’s cute that you think that.”
“May I thunder victoriously against him in the battle for your heart, my sweetest one.”
“What’s going on?!” “Just do as I say and ask questions later!”
“All right, that’s it! Your bloodline ends here!”
“This doesn’t look very promising, does it?” “In my humble opinion? No.”
“Is that mistletoe I see?” “I’m pretty sure that’s poison ivy, actually.” “Well, I’m not picky.”
“Am I crazy, or-” “Yes.” “… You didn’t even hear what I-” “Don’t need to.”
“I’ve loved you from the first moment I ever laid eyes on you.” “Wasn’t that at that party when I was hurling my guts out into the toilet?” “Okay so maybe not the very first moment,”
“Hate you.” “Hate you too. Have a nice day, sweetie.” “You too, babe. See you after work.”
“You followed a recipe this time, right?”
“Are we really about to have this discussion again?” “Yes, and we will keep having it until you realize that I’m right and you’re wrong!”
“How did you end up way out here?”
“Let me tell you something.” “Hm?” “If anyone were ever to write a biography about you, it’d be called The Life of a Dumbass. And situations like this are the exact reason why!”
“Why?” “I don’t know why, and I don’t care why!”
“I’ll give you a word of advice: never wear two pairs of socks.”
“I learned at seventeen why you should never ever wear two pairs of socks.”
“I’m a little kerfuffled.”
“That’s a good example of childhood trauma she hasn’t recovered from.”
“Maybe the oldies are onto something with this.”
“I’m forever in your debt, my friend.” “Just buy me a burger and we’ll call it even, okay?”
“I’ve given this a lot of thought, and I think you may be overthinking this.”
“I just want to be with someone who makes me want to live. Someone who makes me glad I’m alive, who’ll make me see the beauty of it. Right now, all I can see is the pain. I want to smile again.”
“I thought you didn’t care about me.” “Only you would be stupid enough to think that.”
“I know you’re a little behind the times, but that’s extreme even for you.”
“It’s scary.” “All of life is scary, sweetheart. But you can’t give up.”
“He’s a complete and utter grump and she’s a precious ray of sunshine. It’s meant to be.”
“Whew, glad that’s over!”
“Everyone’s going to see straight through this.” “No way, I paid top dollar for this!” “Where, the dollar store?!”
“I’m really nervous.” “Me too.” “Yeah?” “Yeah.”
“I had a really good time tonight.”
“You look gorgeous. As always.”
“Look, kid, this isn’t personal. It’s just business.” “You stole my grandfather’s ashes!” “Again, nothing personal.”
“Wow, I’ve never seen such a terrible bowler in my entire life.” “Shut up!”
“But just so you know, I intend on being as confusing and annoying as possible the entire time.”
“In terms of sense, there is none detected.”
“I can fix this, I can fix this!” “How?!” “I don’t know, but I can!!”
“Whatever you decide, whether I agree with your decision or not, I’ll support you.”
“Have you seen my bee-jar?” “Your what-now?” “My jar full of bees. Thought that’d be pretty self-explanatory.” “Yeah, I got that part,”
“Being a rational person, I’d strongly advise you against doing this. But I’m also a curious person, so by all means, go ahead.”
“Down, boy.”
“I feel conflicted.” “Why?”
“You obviously aren’t able to take care of yourself right now, so, just for now, I’m going to do it for you. But just know I’m not happy about it.”
“Maybe, just maybe, this was a bad idea.” “You think?!”
“I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but that was by far the stupidest.”
“This is not an insult, just an observation,”
“Oh no! … Anyway.”
“Just seems like everyone’s coming after me these days.” “Wonder why.”
“Room’s a mess, just the way you like it.”
"Don't be fooled, what you're witnessing is a crime."
"Just you wait."
"Deep breaths, come on. Deep breaths."
"This stuff is intoxicating." "Thanks!" "As in poisonous." "Oh."
"What do you mean 'why am I laughing'?!"
"Don't ever say I never do anything for you."
"You thought I wouldn't notice, huh?" "Shut up."
"I don't want to talk about it."
"What's so funny?"
"Is that a fact or are you just guessing?" "Do you even have to ask?"
"Look what I found!" "Oh, wonderful honey, wonderful, let me see. What is that...? IS THAT A SNAKE?!"
"Why are you doing that?" "I'm a little forgetful these days, so I need these notes to remind me of things." "You won't forget me, right?" "Oh, never! And if it ever seems like I have, I'm just playing a game, so you just play along, ok?" "Ok!"
"Look at my dress!" "Spectacular. Stunning. Slay."
"Have you seen my glasses?" "You mean the ones on the top of your head?"
"I picked you these flowers." "Daisies! My favorite!"
"I'll tell you, the world's a lot different now from when I was your age." "How?"
"Tell me a story!" "I think you've heard all of my stories, honey... Well, except one."
"I'm not interested in that stuff anymore, grandma/grandpa." "Pity me, I guess I missed the newsletter in which that announcement was made!"
"Did you really make these?" "Yes, I did." "Can you show me how?"
"Why are you walking like that?" "I put my leg on the wrong way this morning, I think!"
"I will not accept defeat. You either win, or you die." "All right, calm down, dude."
"Over my dead body."
"Why are you doing that?" "I'll give you a hint: Revenge."
"You have to leave. Now!"
"This is without a doubt going to have international implications." "It's just pie, honey-" "Just pie?!"
"Don't you think they're a little young for this?"
"Why did you do this to me?"
"You shouldn't be here!" "Neither should you!"
"Let's have a glass of milk and calmly discuss this like adults."
"Together?" "Together."
"Watch this." "Do I have to?"
"Like braids in short hair, I too am barely holding it together."
"I'm burnt out." "We just started!"
"I actually hold a world record." "Oh, cool! In what?" "Dumbassery."
"What's that smell?"
"How's that fair?"
"When I wake up I'm afraid of the idea of facing the day." "I'm sorry to ask this, but, are you... are you quoting Adele?"
"Take no pity, take no prisoners."
"If I'd known I'd have brought some flowers!"
"Meet me at the hotel room." "Ok, Mr. Pitbull."
"He's an evil prick." "Isn't he-" "My husband? Yes."
"I've come to steal and plunder, fellas."
"Smile!"
"As they say, sharing is caring." "I don't think it applies in this situation."
"Play me something." "I haven't played in so long, I don't know..." "Please."
"If I'm going down-" "I'm going with you. I know, I know."
"I'll do whatever's necessary." "I hope so. For your sake. And for the sake of your loved ones."
"How's that even possible??" "We don't know."
"It's always excuses with you!"
"Out of all the people I hate, I hate you the most." "Aw, you really mean that?"
"I haven't been this stressed since I led the conga-line at Uncle Larry's wedding."
"You know... maybe I'm the problem." "You think?!"
"Now what in the fresh-" "My mother's here!" "-homemade bread is going on here? Roberta! Good to see you."
"It is as I suspected, he's a moron."
"Uh oh." "What do you mean 'uh oh'?!"
"Why are you shaking?"
"You're making it really hard for me to play nice right now."
"Tomorrow, he dies."
"Look at this plant!!"
"I'm hearing a lot of accusations and not seeing a whole lot of evidence!" "The dishes are right there!" "... Touché."
"It's time to get the old noggin' joggin', fellas."
"You're coming home with me."
"Please go buy some furniture, I'm begging, this is so sad."
"I suggest you get my name out of your mouth with quickness and haste, honey."
"He just told me I'm Corbin Bleu-ing it, what does that mean?" "I'm so sorry, he means to say that you're pushing it." "... To the limit?" "...Yeah."
"Does he always talk using movie references, or...?" "For my own sanity's sake, I'd prefer not to answer that."
"It's crime time, boys!"
"We're on the same page here." "Yeah, in different books!"
"It's time for you to step up."
"I'll take it from here."
"I'm trying my hardest not to be creepy here." "Yeah, well, try harder."
"Poor baby."
"How you like me now?"
"For once I'm going to need you to work with me instead of against me." "What's in it for me?"
"Come again?"
"You heard what I said."
"Can I ask you for some advice?" "Sure, but there's no quality guarantee." "Obviously."
"Why is she doing that?"
"I fear this is a real threat to my mental stability." "What mental stability?"
"Given the choice of failing on the cautious side and failing on the risky side, I've found the best place to land is in the middle."
"Be forewarned: I'm about to become ten times more insufferable."
"Since when do you knit?" "Since when did I give you permission to be all up in my business? Exactly. So shut up."
"Get in here, right now!"
"And I've been clear on that since the beginning."
"Give me the keys!"
"There's no way, there's just no way."
"Since when?"
"Is this what love is supposed to feel like?"
"I'm not going to let how I look, dictate the way I live my life."
"I feel like I'm gonna throw up." "It's cuz you're always on that phone!"
"I hate you." "Marry me."
"Life is a highway, and I'm always stuck in traffic."
"Bestie I will tear you to shreds."
"Your mother didn't carry you for nine months for you to behave like this." "You don't know my mom at all, do you?"
"Great, so out of two hundred-and-sixteen passengers there's not a single pilot/captain/doctor on board, but we've got five marine biologists, two graphic designers, ten chefs, one Banksy impersonator, and four composers. Fantastic. We're all gonna die." "Anyone here a funeral directory by any chance?"
"Why would you lie about something like that?"
"Stop being so dramatic." "There's a bone sticking out of my arm!" "And?"
"¿Como es?" "I don't speak french, sorry." "*visible confusion*"
"Boo, you psychopath."
"Make no mistake, vengeance will be ours." "Grandma-"
"I know you don't mean to, but sometimes you come across as very villainous."
"Do I regret it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Without a doubt."
"You've got a real attitude problem, kid." "That's just his personality, sir."
"This isn't a competition, dude." "You're right, it's not even close!" "That's not what I meant."
"I want to go home..." "I know, I know. We will, soon, okay?"
"I've decided to be nice." "... Why?"
"Could you please shut up and stop being so annoying?" "Sorry, you're gonna have to pick one, I can't do both."
"Do you recognize this?" "Where did you find that?"
"Here, you're gonna need this." "Is that a machine gun? Who brings a machine gun to lunch??"
"And when I rule the world,-" "Don't you mean 'if'?" "... As I was saying, when I rule the world,"
"Why is no one dead?"
"Riveting."
"Fascinating."
"I hate that I can't tell whether you're joking or not."
"Why are you doing that? This is not a thumbs-up situation."
"You better watch your back!"
"This is feminism, baby." "It's really not..."
"Who still asks for permission?"
"Lighten up, it's tradition!"
"You hungry?" "Famished."
"That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve been listening to myself speak for twenty years."
"Let’s just say we have unfinished business."
"You're in my way. Move."
"Don't worry, it'll all make sense later." "I sincerely doubt that."
"Do you have to wear that?"
"You drugged them?!" "Yeah, what's the problem?"
"Are you always this jittery?"
"What are you doing?" "Tidying." "...Why?"
"Listen here, ugly."
"Let me throw up real quick-"
"Since when are you part of the group?" "Since I can beat up all your asses, that's when." "...I'll give you that."
"Any questions?" "Several. First of,"
"Pay attention, this is important."
"I get the feeling that you don't like me very much." "I don't."
"This feels illegal." "It's not, I checked." "That doesn't make me feel better."
"Are you two fighting again?!"
"On the bright side, it can't get any worse." "I strongly doubt that."
"You can keep telling yourself that, but it won't change what happened."
"And who's going to pay for this?"
"Coming from you, that doesn't really mean much."
oblivious idiots in love
“ you really don’t see it, do you? “
“ if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask [her] out, do you? “
“ you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. “
“ i think i’m falling in love with you. “
“ is that really all [she] is to you? “
“ [he] kissed you? “ it was more of a peck... “
“ [she’s] just a friend? “
“ you’re so full of shit. “
“ come on, you’re in love with [her]. “
“ doesn’t take an idiot to figure it out. “ “ are you calling me an idiot? “
“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “
“ so you kissed [him], and then you... “ “ ran away. i mean... “
“ friends don't look at each other that way. “
“ not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything… “
“ friends don’t talk about each other that way. “
“ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “
“ it’s just an innocent kiss. “
“ it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved. “
“ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “
“ we're just friends. “
“ you're still hung up on [name of ex]. “
“ if you refuse to make a move, i will. “
'' man, fuck that guy. [he] doesn't deserve [her].''
'' go show [her] what [she’s] missing. “
“ god, just, put us all out of our misery and admit it already. “
“ you were practically made for each other. “
“ she shut me down last time, remember? “
“ you’re in denial. “
“ i am not in denial! “
“ you should be with someone who respects you. “ “ and who would that be? “
“ look me in the eyes, and tell me you don’t feel something for [them]. “
“ do you have a crush on me or something? “
“ are you asking me out? “ “ no! i mean yes, maybe, as friends? “
“ don’t let this one go. ''
'' he’s perfect for you. ''
“ unless you don't like me, in which case i take it back. “
“ do you think that this, us… do you think it could be something more? “
“ [she’s] everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing [her] as a friend. “
“ i’m worried, that if we go there, and things don't work out... you know, things might never be the same. “
“ you know that’s not the case. [she] adores you. “
“ you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious. “
“ of course i love [him]. we’ve been friends for ages. “
“ grow some balls and be honest with [her]. “
One-Liners - Dialogue Prompts
Romantic Part 1 and Part II
“I could listen to you all day.”
“Have I already told you how cute you look?”
“One kiss is just never enough.”
“Not to sound cheesy, but your smile really lights up the room.”
“I cannot find the words to describe how I feel about you.”
“Being happy, fortunately coincides with making you happy.”
“Call me when you get home, so I know you’re safe.”
“Tonight was just perfect.”
“However many years we have left, I want to spend them all with you.”
“I have the feeling that you’re trying not to kiss me and I give you permission to just do it.”
“You remembered my favourite food.”
“Sometimes, being with you feels like a dream that I don’t ever want to wake up from.”
“Being half-asleep is a very good look on you.”
“You can always talk to me, I will always be here for you.”
“I’ve missed you so much.”
“I have never felt this safe with anyone before.”
“My heart feels like it’s dancing when I look at you.”
“I really want to spoil you today.”
“How about we just stay here and cuddle?”
“I’m so excited to give you a hug.”
“You never have to fear that you’re losing me.”
“I want to capture your smile, so I can always look at it.”
“Thank you for choosing me.”
“I wish we could stay in bed all day.”
“You’re my favourite person.”
“Hugging you makes everything better.”
“Tell me something I can do for you today.”
“I’m very lucky that you put up with me.”
“What would make you the happiest right now?”
“I just want to hold you close.”
Smutty Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3
“I dreamed of your legs wrapped around my waist.”
“Don’t act innocent when we both know where your mouth was two minutes ago.”
“We should probably leave, before we start a scandal.”
“Stop looking at me like that or my knees will not hold me any longer.”
“I think you lost your underwear somewhere.”
“My tongue still remembers the way you taste.”
“Is there some space left in that bathtub?”
“The way your eyes get darker when you get aroused, is making me lose my mind.”
“I want to count every one of your freckles with my lips.”
“Jealousy seems to be a great motivator for you.”
“Oh no, there is only one bed, what will we do now?”
“I could make you feel better.”
“Get back down here, we’re not done yet.”
“Later you will definitely need to tell me where you learned this.”
“I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.”
“You’re a lot more flexible than I thought.”
“I want to please you.”
“Tell me what you would want to do, if you were here right now.”
“Your shirt got a little dirty, how about we take it off?”
“I want to give you a hickey, so everyone can see how I feel about you.”
“Oh, I love that sound you make.”
“Do you want to take it off or should I do it for you?”
“I never imagined you to be so sensitive, but I love it.”
“Maybe you could use that mouth for more than just talking nonsense.”
“If we weren’t in public right now…”
“Your hand feels much better than my own.”
“As soon as we’re both sober, we can do every dirty little thing you ever dreamed of.”
“Come on, you have to work for it.”
“I’ll take it that you like what you see.”
“Your moans will wake everyone up and I’m oddly fine with that.”
“Your eyes are already saying yes, now I just need your mouth to tell me the same.”
“I can never seem to get enough of you.”
“How about we continue this somewhere more private?”
“Oh, can you feel this?”
“We won’t be missed for a couple hours, we should take advantage of that.”
“I went to the gym, so I will be able to hold you up even longer.”
“How about we get really dirty before we shower, so that it’s actually worth the effort?”
“Reality is even better than my dreams.”
“I told you, you would eventually start begging.”
“You always know so well what I like.”
“Oh, you’re such a tease!”
“I’m not necessarily hungry for food right now.”
“You’re so tense, do you want me to make you more relaxed?”
“Hmm, is that a threat or a promise?”
“Who would have thought that this is something that you’re into?”
Physical - Part 1 and Part 2
“Your hands are always so soft.”
“I would love to run my hand through your hair.”
“Come on, let’s take a nice bath together.”
“I think your legs were made to be wrapped around my waist.”
“You know, I prefer you naked, but that dress also looks breathtaking on you.”
“Do what I say or I will mercilessly tickle you.”
“I’m in love with your voice.”
“Did you know that your eyes change colours when you look at me?”
“I’m obsessed with the way your hand fits in mine.”
“You smell amazing.”
“I don’t think I have ever felt safer than in your arms.”
“Tough day? Do you want me to give you a massage?”
“Let me wash your hair for you.”
“The taste of your lips is like a drug.”
“You have a million freckles and I want to count them all.”
“Your lips are just too damn kissable.”
“That colour looks perfect on your skin.”
“Sometimes when we hug, I don’t ever want to let go.”
“Don’t roll your eyes at me.”
“Should I comb your hair for you?”
“Your body fits perfectly with mine while dancing.”
“Come on, take my hand.”
“Those legs of yours look like they go on forever.”
“Your hands are so cold, let me warm them up.”
“Did you know that you have a million freckles on your shoulders?”
“That look in your eyes means nothing good.”
“Is that a blush I see?”
“Can I braid your hair?”
“Ah, your feet are ice-cold!”
“I can hardly wait to put a ring on that finger.”
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kisses...
during a thunderstorm
to celebrate an engagement
under the stars
to reveal a pregnancy
in bed
on the neck
to end a first date
before work
to end a relationship
as a distraction
to ring in the new year
in the shower
to keep your mind off of things
in which you have to keep quiet/try not to get caught
to reveal your feelings
in the rain
to say i love you
when you're dancing
to forget the previous night
across your whole body
to make someone jealous
a la lady and the tramp
broken relationship prompts
” we used to be a lot closer. ”
” what happened to us? ”
” you broke my heart. ”
” i'm sorry for the way things ended. ”
” i don't want this to end. ”
” it's gonna take some time, but we're gonna pull through. ”
” just hold me. ”
” can i trust you? ”
” you were my best friend. now you're just some distant old acquaintance passing by. ''
'' we're nothing. ''
'' that part of my life is done. ''
'' so it was all for nothing? ''
” i love you. ” ” you broke me. ”
'' i don't wanna see you. i don't wanna be with you. i just want you to go. ''
” did you ever even love me? ”
” i stood by you, through everything. ”
” have i lost you forever? ”
” i don't know what i want. ”
” please forgive me. ”
'' curse me to hell, and maybe i'll come back an angel. ''
'' friends don't break each other that way. ''
'' i told you not to break my heart, and that's exactly what you did. ''
” i can't pretend like i don't still miss you. ”
” i'm tired of fighting. i don't wanna do it anymore. ”
'' please don't leave me. ''
'' you need to be honest with me, otherwise we're never gonna solve this. ''
” i didn't have the heart to tell my parents what happened [between us]. ”
” you hated me before and we become friends. ”
'' things are never gonna be the same, name. ''
'' it's done. that part of my life is done. ''
'' do i really mean that little to you? ''
'' i still need you in my life. ''
'' i can't be your friend. it's too damn hard. ''
'' i can't see you anymore. ''
'' i don't wanna hear your voice. i don't wanna talk to you. i don't even wanna look at you. and i sure as hell don't wanna be your friend. ''
'' stop fighting me, we're on the same page! ''
'' keep your friends close and your enemies closer. ''
'' you screwed us over. not me. ''
'' damn you for making me do this... ''
'' this was you, not me. you did this to us. ''
'' things are not fine. they haven't been in a while. ''
'' but this, all of this? you're taking it for granted. ''
“ i can fix this. “ “ no, you can’t/it’s too late/it’s over. “
need refs/inspo for period clothing?
here you go:
Medieval (9th-15th century):
10th century and earlier
Romance (1000-1250)
11th century
12th century
13th century
more 13th century
14th century
more 14th
15th century
and more 15th century
Gothic (1150-1550)
Renaissance (1520-1650)
16th & 17th century
16th century
more 16th
Tudors (1500-1550)
more Tudors
Elizabethan Period (1558-1603)
Jacobean Era (1603-1625)
17th century
more 17th century
and again
and even more
this won’t stop
Baroque (1600-1750)
Georgian Period (1714-1830):
18th century
more 18th century
18th century women’s fashion
18th century men’s fashion
Rococo (1720-1770)
Classicism (1770-1790)
children 18th-19th century
Regency Preiod (1811-1820)/ Empire (1800-1820s):
1790-1820s
more stuff on regency and georgian era
even more
that’s not enough regency
and more
how is there so much
early 19th century men’s wear
early 19th century women’s wear
Victorian Period (1837-1901):
Romantic Era (1820-1840s)
Civil War Era/1850-1860s
1870-1890s
more victorian
Edwardian Period (1901-1910):
1900-1910s
Belle Epoque (1880-1910s)
more edwardian/belle époque
Modern:
1910s-1920s [Fashion between the World Wars]
1920s
more roaring 20s
so much 20s
1920s hairstyles
1930s
1930-1940s
1930-1950s
1950s
more 50s
1960s
1960-1970s
1980s
lots of periods in one spot/fashion through centuries:
here, here, and here is almost everything (and properly ordered)
also here with lots of historic fashion magazines
historic fashion
costumes of antiquity
more historical clothing
history of fashion
more history of fashion
“vintage” clothing
historic costumes
children’s historical fashion/toys
details
historic wedding dresses
historic assecoires (hats, shoes…)
hats
masks
parasols
lots of embroidery/jewlery
it indeed is western/european centric, I’m sorry for that, but for other cultures I simply don’t have so many references
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
Gee, I don't know how to research writing Characters of Color tastefully:
So You Want to Write a Fantasy: Writing Female Characters
So You want to Write a Fantasy: Culture
SYWTWAF: Writing What you Don’t know
Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack
Some primers
More Primers
RaceFail ‘09: Or where Deepad’s I didn’t dream of Dragons comes from, and why.
Writing characters of Color
Writing Outside your experience
Media Representations Wiki - stereotypes/tropes/culture/etc
On A:TLA’s whitewashing - All The World’s White, the Rest of Us merely live in it
The Face of the Other: Do Manga & Anime characters look “white”?
Describing Characters of Color pt 1 & Describing Characters of Color (pt 2)
I Didn’t Dream of Dragons
Shame
So You Want to: Avoid Unfortunate Implications
Transracial Writing for the Sincere
Why Writing Colorblind is Writing White
What a Girl Wants: Representation
An Equal Place at the Table
Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes
The Problem With Colorblindness (and the Rest of Racebending.com)
Making Movies for White People: A Tongue in Cheek critique of Minority Representation in the Media, or lack thereof
From Margin to Center: Writing Characters of Color via Racialicious
Writing Characters of Color - a helpful community!
Why my Protagonists aren’t white (even though I am.)
The Dangers of Telling a Single Story (a helpful Video)
The Lack of People of Color in Historical Fictions
How to Read and Respond to Literature of Color
The Advantages of being a White Writer (in getting published)
Writing Characters of Colour (Now With 10% Less White Liberal Anxiety!)
Fic and Skin Tone (discusses Nyota Uhura, otherwise relevant)
On Problematic Writing
Writing Race in YA fiction: Debunking Myths
Diversity Writers: How to Write People of Color
The Importance of Inclusionary Writing
Racialicious
Overcoming the Noble Savage and the Sexy Squaw: Native Steampunk
The Intersection of Race and Steampunk: Colonialism’s After-Effects & Other Stories, from a Steampunk of Colour’s Perspective
Beyond Victoriana: For EVERYTHING Steampunk/1800s/Industrial Revolution that isn’t just Victorian England and the archives Tales of the Urban Adventurer
Can I just watch A Game of Thrones in Peace? (A brown feminist fan rant).
Fantasy and Sci-Fi race Bingo
Invoking Strangely Colored people
Many Voices
AfroFuturism, SciFi, and the History of the Future
Some Open Thoughts on Race & Dsyutopia
When Will White People Stop Making Movies like Avatar?
Portraying POC in YA Fantasy: Are we There Yet?
Debunking White Fantasy
Racism in Fantasy
Magical Realism is Fantasy written in Spanish.
#Beardy unwashed white fantasy guy
Describing Characters of Color in Writing
Your Default Narrative Settings Are Not Apolitical
On Writing LGBTQ characters (another list)
1.) It’s not hard to figure out what to do, there are plenty of resources.
People say you have to get it right, do your research, but … what else are you supposed to research? It’s not like people with more pigment in their skin have completely different personalities than those with less, any more than any individual. It’s frustrating when I can’t even figure out what the heck people are talking about.
Bam. Research step one done for you.
2.) Writing characters of color/minorities is a good thing.
I don’t like the notion that fantasy authors are under some kind of obligation to present ethnically diverse worlds. I’m English, and a fair sized part of English history consists of unwashed beardy white people in mead halls. If I’m inspired by my own history and cultural heritage, then that’s what I’m damn well going to write about. I’m not writing about some other culture just to appease the people who think there aren’t enough black characters in fantasy, or whatever. You want it, you write it. Nothing to do with me.
You’re wrong.
3.) Your all White Fantasy Land Didn’t Exist in Real Life:
…the rather medieval one has more diversity than real medieval Germany probably had […] In a world with medieval means of transport, it just doesn’t seem natural to me to mix dark-skinned people with blue-eyed blondes in one setting. I just try to give the people a colour that fits the place where they live.
You mean like the people from Africa and the Middle east who began to take over Southern Spain, as well as the Jews who were pretty well spread out throughout Europe, the Middle Easterners they would have met on the Crusades, and the incoming Mongol Hordes who spread to the very edges of Eastern Europe before the empire finally collapsed? Don’t forget that Turkey is right there, and the silk road would have gone from Song Dynasty China, through India, and ended in Turkey before moving further westwards into places like Germany. Also the attempts at the Franco-Mongol alliance would have been pretty interesting. (That’s about the 13th century - arguably smack dab in Middle Ages Europe and definite contact between France/Christian Europe and the Mongolian Empire.)
Unless you’re writing everything in the far reaches of Denmark or something, historically speaking, I call bullshit on people who have societies that are only all white ever, because it’s just inaccurate. Consider the relative closeness of Northern Africa to Spain, or Turkey to the rest of Europe, the conquests of Alexander the Great, the Crusades, Slavery existing in Europe, including England, the slave trade, imperialism, Pax Mongolica, The Silk Road, Jewish Diaspora, the Islamic Empire vs The Holy Roman Empire, Egypt, Algeria, China’s sailing across the world, The Maruyan/Gupta Empires of India, tea trades, Columbus sailing in hopes of finding China, etc, etc, etc.
4.) I mean I just don’t believe you anymore. It’s unrealistic. Seriously guys.
You’d think I’d just denied the holocaust or something. Get a grip. All I said was that I’m going to write about my own cultural experience and anyone who thinks I should do otherwise for the sake of political correctness can bugger off.
This isn’t even about being PC this is just not being wrong about everything.
good lord.
Writing with Color: Description Guide - Words for Skin Tone
We discussed the issue of describing People of Color by means of food in Part I of this guide, which brought rise to even more questions, mostly along the lines of “So, if food’s not an option, what can I use?” Well, I was just getting to that!
This final portion focuses on describing skin tone, with photo and passage examples provided throughout. I hope to cover everything from the use of straight-forward description to the more creatively-inclined, keeping in mind the questions we’ve received on this topic.
So let’s get to it.
S T A N D A R D D E S C R I P T I O N
B a s i c C o l o r s
Pictured above: Black, Brown, Beige, White, Pink.
“She had brown skin.”
This is a perfectly fine description that, while not providing the most detail, works well and will never become cliché.
Describing characters’ skin as simply brown or beige works on its own, though it’s not particularly telling just from the range in brown alone.
C o m p l e x C o l o r s
These are more rarely used words that actually “mean” their color. Some of these have multiple meanings, so you’ll want to look into those to determine what other associations a word might have.
Pictured above: Umber, Sepia, Ochre, Russet, Terra-cotta, Gold, Tawny, Taupe, Khaki, Fawn.
Complex colors work well alone, though often pair well with a basic color in regards to narrowing down shade/tone.
For example: Golden brown, russet brown, tawny beige…
As some of these are on the “rare” side, sliding in a definition of the word within the sentence itself may help readers who are unfamiliar with the term visualize the color without seeking a dictionary.
“He was tall and slim, his skin a russet, reddish-brown.”
Comparisons to familiar colors or visuals are also helpful:
“His skin was an ochre color, much like the mellow-brown light that bathed the forest.”
M o d i f i e r s
Modifiers, often adjectives, make partial changes to a word.The following words are descriptors in reference to skin tone.
D a r k - D e e p - R i c h - C o o l
W a r m - M e d i u m - T a n
F a i r - L i g h t - P a l e
Rich Black, Dark brown, Warm beige, Pale pink…
If you’re looking to get more specific than “brown,” modifiers narrow down shade further.
Keep in mind that these modifiers are not exactly colors.
As an already brown-skinned person, I get tan from a lot of sun and resultingly become a darker, deeper brown. I turn a pale, more yellow-brown in the winter.
While best used in combination with a color, I suppose words like “tan” “fair” and “light” do work alone; I’d just note that tan is less likely to be taken for “naturally tan” and much more likely a tanned white person.
Calling someone “dark” as description on its own is offensive to some and also ambiguous. (See: Describing Skin as Dark)
U n d e r t o n e s
Undertones are the colors beneath the skin, seeing as skin isn’t just one even color but has more subdued tones within the dominating palette.
Mentioning the undertones within a character’s skin is an even more precise way to denote skin tone.
As shown, there’s a difference between say, brown skin with warm orange-red undertones (Kelly Rowland) and brown skin with cool, jewel undertones (Rutina Wesley).
“A dazzling smile revealed the bronze glow at her cheeks.”
“He always looked as if he’d ran a mile, a constant tinge of pink under his tawny skin.”
Standard Description Passage
“Farah’s skin, always fawn, had burned and freckled under the summer’s sun. Even at the cusp of autumn, an uneven tan clung to her skin like burrs. So unlike the smooth, red-brown ochre of her mother, which the sun had richened to a blessing.”
-From my story “Where Summer Ends” featured in Strange Little Girls
Here the state of skin also gives insight on character.
Note my use of “fawn” in regards to multiple meaning and association. While fawn is a color, it’s also a small, timid deer, which describes this very traumatized character of mine perfectly.
Though I use standard descriptions of skin tone more in my writing, at the same time I’m no stranger to creative descriptions, and do enjoy the occasional artsy detail of a character.
C R E A T I V E D E S C R I P T I O N
Whether compared to night-cast rivers or day’s first light…I actually enjoy seeing Characters of Colors dressed in artful detail.
I’ve read loads of descriptions in my day of white characters and their “smooth rose-tinged ivory skin”, while the PoC, if there, are reduced to something from a candy bowl or a Starbucks drink, so to actually read of PoC described in lavish detail can be somewhat of a treat.
Still, be mindful when you get creative with your character descriptions. Too many frills can become purple-prose-like, so do what feels right for your writing when and where. Not every character or scene warrants a creative description, either. Especially if they’re not even a secondary character.
Using a combination of color descriptions from standard to creative is probably a better method than straight-up creative. But again, do what’s good for your tale.
N A T U R AL S E T T I N G S - S K Y
Pictured above: Harvest Moon -Twilight, Fall/Autumn Leaves, Clay, Desert/Sahara, Sunlight - Sunrise - Sunset - Afterglow - Dawn- Day- Daybreak, Field - Prairie - Wheat, Mountain/Cliff, Beach/Sand/Straw/Hay.
Now before you run off to compare your heroine’s skin to the harvest moon or a cliff side, think about the associations to your words.
When I think cliff, I think of jagged, perilous, rough. I hear sand and picture grainy, yet smooth. Calm. mellow.
So consider your character and what you see fit to compare them to.
Also consider whose perspective you’re describing them from. Someone describing a person they revere or admire may have a more pleasant, loftier description than someone who can’t stand said person.
“Her face was like the fire-gold glow of dawn, lifting my gaze, drawing me in.”
“She had a sandy complexion, smooth and tawny.”
Even creative descriptions tend to draw help from your standard words.
F L O W E R S
Pictured above: Calla lilies, Western Coneflower, Hazel Fay, Hibiscus, Freesia, Rose
It was a bit difficult to find flowers to my liking that didn’t have a 20 character name or wasn’t called something like “chocolate silk” so these are the finalists.
You’ll definitely want to avoid purple-prose here.
Also be aware of flowers that most might’ve never heard of. Roses are easy, as most know the look and coloring(s) of this plant. But Western coneflowers? Calla lilies? Maybe not so much.
“He entered the cottage in a huff, cheeks a blushing brown like the flowers Nana planted right under my window. Hazel Fay she called them, was it?”
A S S O R T E D P L A N T S & N A T U R E
Pictured above: Cattails, Seashell, Driftwood, Pinecone, Acorn, Amber
These ones are kinda odd. Perhaps because I’ve never seen these in comparison to skin tone, With the exception of amber.
At least they’re common enough that most may have an idea what you’re talking about at the mention of “pinecone.“
I suggest reading out your sentences aloud to get a better feel of how it’ll sounds.
“Auburn hair swept past pointed ears, set around a face like an acorn both in shape and shade.”
I pictured some tree-dwelling being or person from a fantasy world in this example, which makes the comparison more appropriate.
I don’t suggest using a comparison just “’cuz you can” but actually being thoughtful about what you’re comparing your character to and how it applies to your character and/or setting.
W O O D
Pictured above: Mahogany, Walnut, Chestnut, Golden Oak, Ash
Wood is definitely an iffy description for skin tone. Not only due to several of them having “foody” terminology within their names, but again, associations.
Some people would prefer not to compare/be compared to wood at all, so get opinions, try it aloud, and make sure it’s appropriate to the character if you do use it.
“The old warlock’s skin was a deep shade of mahogany, his stare serious and firm as it held mine.”
M E T A L S
Pictured above: Platinum, Copper, Brass, Gold, Bronze
Copper skin, brass-colored skin, golden skin…
I’ve even heard variations of these used before by comparison to an object of the same properties/coloring, such as penny for copper.
These also work well with modifiers.
“The dress of fine white silks popped against the deep bronze of her skin.”
G E M S T O N E S - M I N E R A LS
Pictured above: Onyx, Obsidian, Sard, Topaz, Carnelian, Smoky Quartz, Rutile, Pyrite, Citrine, Gypsum
These are trickier to use. As with some complex colors, the writer will have to get us to understand what most of these look like.
If you use these, or any more rare description, consider if it actually “fits” the book or scene.
Even if you’re able to get us to picture what “rutile” looks like, why are you using this description as opposed to something else? Have that answer for yourself.
“His skin reminded her of the topaz ring her father wore at his finger, a gleaming stone of brown, mellow facades.”
P H Y S I C A L D E S C R I P T I ON
Physical character description can be more than skin tone.
Show us hair, eyes, noses, mouth, hands…body posture, body shape, skin texture… though not necessarily all of those nor at once.
Describing features also helps indicate race, especially if your character has some traits common within the race they are, such as Afro hair to a Black character.
How comprehensive you decide to get is up to you. I wouldn’t overdo it and get specific to every mole and birthmark. Noting defining characteristics is good, though, like slightly spaced front teeth, curls that stay flopping in their face, hands freckled with sunspots…
G E N E R A L T I P S
Indicate Race Early: I suggest indicators of race be made at the earliest convenience within the writing, with more hints threaded throughout here and there.
Get Creative All On Your Own: Obviously, I couldn’t cover every proper color or comparison in which has been “approved” to use for your characters’ skin color, so it’s up to you to use discretion when seeking other ways and shades to describe skin tone.
Skin Color May Not Be Enough: Describing skin tone isn’t always enough to indicate someone’s ethnicity. As timeless cases with readers equating brown to “dark white” or something, more indicators of race may be needed.
Describe White characters and PoC Alike: You should describe the race and/or skin tone of your White characters just as you do your Characters of Color. If you don’t, you risk implying that White is the default human being and PoC are the “Other”).
PSA: Don’t use “Colored.” Based on some asks we’ve received using this word, I’d like to say that unless you or your character is a racist grandmama from the 1960s, do not call People of Color “colored” please.
Not Sure Where to Start? You really can’t go wrong using basic colors for your skin descriptions. It’s actually what many people prefer and works best for most writing. Personally, I tend to describe my characters using a combo of basic colors + modifiers, with mentions of undertones at times. I do like to veer into more creative descriptions on occasion.
Want some alternatives to “skin” or “skin color”? Try: Appearance, blend, blush, cast, coloring, complexion, flush, glow, hue, overtone, palette, pigmentation, rinse, shade, sheen, spectrum, tinge, tint, tone, undertone, value, wash.
Skin Tone Resources
List of Color Names
The Color Thesaurus
Things that are Brown (blog)
Skin Undertone & Color Matching
Tips and Words on Describing Skin
Photos: Undertones Described (Modifiers included)
Online Thesaurus (try colors, such as “red” & “brown”)
Don’t Call me Pastries: Creative Skin Tones w/ pics 3 2 1
Writing & Description Guides
WWC Guide: Words to Describe Hair
Writing with Color: Description & Skin Color
Describing Characters of Color (Passage Examples)
7 Offensive Mistakes Well-intentioned Writers Make
I tried to be as comprehensive as possible with this guide, but if you have a question regarding describing skin color that hasn’t been answered within part I or II of this guide, or have more questions after reading this post, feel free to ask!
~ Mod Colette
Hurt/comfort dialogue prompts:
“you look like you could use a hug.”
“do you want to talk about it? ”
“hey, it's ok... i've got you. ”
“you know you can tell me anything, right?”
“take as long as you need to. ”
“go ahead. i'm listening. ”
“you're shivering. here, take my jacket. ”
“you don't have to pretend to be alright around me. ”
“c'mere. let me hold you. ”
“is there anything i can do? ”
“it wasn't your fault. you know that, right? ”
“hey, it's ok to cry. ”
“why are you bleeding? what happened? ”
“tell me who hurt you. ”
“shh, don't be afraid. it's me. you're safe. ”
“i won't let anything happen to you. ”
“i'll love you no matter what. ”
“of course you can hold my hand. ”
“we'll get through this together. ”
“i'm not leaving you. ”
“call or text me anytime. ”
“my door's always open. ”
“you deserve to be taken care of. ”
“come here, let me look after you. ”
“don't worry, i'll be here when you wake up.”
healthy conversation dialogue starters
feel free to use :)
“do you want a hug or do you want to be alone?”
“do you want to be comforted or do you want to be distracted?”
“what can i do for you right now?”
“that’s okay.”
“i’m not okay with that, though.”
“are you okay with that?”
“it’s okay if you’re mad. it’s okay to be angry and it’s okay to cry and be sad. its okay to not be okay at all.”
“do what you need to do, i’m here when and if you’re ready to speak.”
“i’m okay with waiting— i’ll be here no matter how long you need.”
“yeah, but i don’t want you to be that for me. i don’t want you to be that person, that’s not who you are.”
“i’m okay with you caring for me and defending me. what i’m not okay with is you thinking that caring for me makes you entitled to being my partner or #1 in my life.”
“im not afraid to cut you out of my life if it’s what i need to be sane, okay? i need you to understand that i can and will survive without you.”
“no. you don’t have that power over me.”
“you’re not entitled to my love, especially not after how you treated me.”
“i love that i’m strong as hell without you but i’m stronger with you. i love that i know that, now. i don’t want to live without you, but i know i’ll survive even if i’m forced to. i love us.”
“i love our growth so much.”
“i love that i’m a person i can be proud of. i love that you’re with me on this journey.”
“i’ve been talking to a therapist lately.” “marry me now.”
“my love isn’t conditional.”
“your love was conditional. that was the issue.”
“i need you to take initiative.”
“let me know now if this isn’t something you want to work through.”
“i felt like we were at the end and i’m sorry i avoided talking to you instead of confronting that.”
“i’m sorry i made you feel like there was something here.”
“im sorry i assumed something was here. that’s not fair to you.”
“i shouldn’t have believed that. not without talking to you.”
“let me take responsibility for my faults. going through this doesn’t mean i get to hurt other people and get away with it.”
“i’m sorry i hurt you.” “i know, but that’s fine.”
“just because getting hurt is inevitable doesn’t mean you should let yourself be.”
“i don’t need you to tell me i’m worth something. Goddammit i was worth something without you and i will be even if you don’t want me.”
“i don’t think you made me someone of worth. you helped me realize that i had worth all along.”
“stop saying thank you. you being cared for isn’t something that i’m rewarding you with it is your right as someone who cares about you.”
“you aren’t entitled to everyone’s love but damn if you shouldn’t settle for people who use that to their advantage.”
“you have no right to my secrets. if i wanted to tell them to you i would and you have no business hurting me over jealousy.”
“this jealousy thing isn’t working.”
“this isn’t working. how can we make this work?”
“i want to work through this.” “me too.”
“i need you to listen to me right now.”
“i need you to look at me right now.”
“understand that i’m my own person. i need you to understand that. please.”
i feel like we as humans are problem solvers! we always want to fix issues but sometimes people just want to know you’re there :) hope u have fun letting your characters experience healthy relationships bc they deserve it!!!!
A bunch of different writing prompts MASTERLIST
updated 12.3.22
“Hate to break it to you, but …”
“Ok, this whole thing you’re doing? I’m gonna need you to stop.”
“I can’t help but feel jealous when you turn and smile at anyone else”
“So now what? You’re just gonna chase after them with a flashlight and righteousness?”
“To save you the time and me the breath …”
“Blackmail is more powerful than money. Once you have them with blackmail, you have them forever.” “I just asked you if I could borrow five dollars, I-”
“I can teach you something else if you want”
“Does anyone care what I think?” “I know I don’t!”
“Toss me!” “Toss you?!” “Do it!!”
“Hold my beer.” “This is a Capri-sun.”
“Wow that was so wild. Crazy”
“I hope common sense is the next cool trend”
“You think you can take me?”
“Bring it on.” “Enough with the movie references, can we just fight already?”
“Relax, there is no problem/we have no problems!” *B walks in* “Ok, one problem!”
“How did you even learn how to do this??” “It’s probably best that you don’t know.”
“Tell me something I don’t know.” “I guess that would be difficult.”
“You really think you can stop me? Adorable.”
“This is ridiculous, why did you make me carry you on my back?” “Stop complaining, I need a good vantage point!” “You can literally FLY!”
“Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes, *B*!” “Listen, I love a good Taylor Swift reference as much as the next guy, but now is probably not the time-”
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
“Alright, fine. If I can’t get around you, I guess I’ll have to go through you!”
“So, you know how in _______, ___________ _______? That literally makes no sense.” “IT’S 1AM. Go to sleep!”
“For most people it goes, observe, think, speak. For *B* it goes a little differently.”
“This would be a lot easier if you weren’t so hot.”
“I don’t want your help, I want you safe!”
“Who buys 25 packs of balloons?!” “Leave me alone, it’s been a rough day!”
“Can you turn up the heat in here? It’s freezing in here!” “Sure baby, come on over here-” “nOt what I meant!!”
“Keep talking and maybe one day you’ll blurt out something intelligent.”
“I wish I was who you think I am”
“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.” “How?” “That’s not your department.”
“An asteroid could hit Earth right now and I’d still be more upset about this”
“Could you please make an effort with them?” “I don’t care about them, I only care about is you.”
“Why not?” “Because I don’t want to die!” “You can be so boring sometimes why do I even hang out with you?”
“You know that’s never gonna happen, right?” “Just let me have this”
“You’re the Ethan to my Hila.” “You have to stop using modern references I have no idea what any of them mean”
“Rules are meant to be broken.” Actually, that’s not-“ "Come on!!”
“If I get shot, will you have my back?” “…. Well…” “Say yes!!”
“He’s the embodiment of everything wrong with the world. I’m kind of into it”
“Wow that was awful. Truly.” “Thank you.”
“I’d die for you.” “Please live for me instead.”
“I don’t know, it could be worse!” “But it could definitely be a whole lot better too.” “You have a point there.”
“I think I just met the human version of a dubstep remix.”
“You’re a mess. But you’re my mess.”
“If you don’t stop now I’m calling your mom!”
“Every time I see your face I go crazy.” “Crazy in a bad way or crazy in a good way?” “Undecided.”
“Love is like a plant. It has to be watered and nurtured and eventually it’ll grow and become stronger and stronger.” “Can our love be the plant that eats bugs and stuff? That one’s really cool.” “… sure.”
“If they don’t kill you, I will.”
“We’re going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship-” “Please don’t sing the song-” “ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY!!!”
“I can’t believe you’re scared of spiders, you’re massive.” “THEY’RE SMALL AND UNPREDICTABLE AND RUN REALLY FAST, OK?”
“My therapist won’t be happy when she hears about this.”
“You look awful. You look like someone drove you over, backed up, squashed you under their tyre and did donuts in an abandoned parking lot with your face in the ground. You look like someone crumpled you up and forced you down the garbage disposal. You look like someone played a game of Operation on you and didn’t clean you up afterwards. *pause* You look terrible.” “Yeah, I got that, thanks.”
“It’s not a big deal, don’t worry about it.” “You’re literally bleeding out!” “It’s fine-” “nO it’S NOT!!”
“I just wish you’d asked me first.”
“Poopity scoop.” “… can you please just-” “Poopity scoop. Poopity scoop”
“Can I please tell you-” “No, please don’t.” “… I love you.”
“So fight me, then!”
“Everything is going as planned!” “That’s because you have no plan.” “Exactly!”
“I love you.” “You shouldn’t.” “I know/I don’t care”
“I wish this thing came with an instruction manual.”
“You’re the only drug I need, baby” “That’s sweet but you still have to take your prescription”
“That’s not very professional”
“Argh, I broke a nail!” “Is that really your main concern right now??”
“That can’t be good.”
“Yet another day of oppression and agony. When will it end?” “We’ve been married for a week stop being so dramatic.”
“If anyone else asks me if I’m ok I’m going to go ballistic.”
“This doesn’t align with my morals.” “What morals?” “… fair point.”
“Shut up.” “..I didn’t say anything?” “Shhhh.”
“I just want to throw up and die”
“You make me wish I’d never been born.” “Funny, I was just wishing you’d never been born too!”
“What are you gonna do, sing about it?” “I might!!”
“I can’t keep going. Not like this.”
“What’s that?” “What’s what??” “That thing!!”
“Hey, so, uhm-” “What is it this time?”
“You make me wish I was better, I want to be better. But I don’t know how.”
“You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.” “Aw, thank you. That means a lot.”
“Did you know that during Prohibition, moonshiners would wear shoes with wooden blocks carved to look like cow hooves under them to leave hoofprints instead of footprints, helping them evade police?” “No, I didn’t, but more importantly, how did you know that?”
“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide …” “…*begrudgingly* No escape from reality.”
“Calm down, I don’t see what the big deal is.” “You stabbed me!!”
“What’s you excuse this time?” “I’m a little bit stupid :)”
“If you were a car, you’d be a BMW.” “Why?” “Cuz I want you to Be My Wife !” “…are you trying to propose to me?” “… Please say yes.”
“Oh no. That can’t be right.”
“You’re not allowed to do that!” “Says who?!” “Your mom.” “I can’t believe you called my mom.”
“You’re gonna have to stop narrating everything you’re doing, you’re gonna give us away.” “Sorry.”
“I’ve never wanted anything so much in my entire life.”
“He’s my worst enemy. My nemesis.” “Didn’t you meet him like five minutes ago?” “Yes.”
“This is it. This is my sign!” “… That’s a cereal box.”
“I’ve done my fair share of stupid things in my day, but this is just ridiculous.”
“I hate you. But I hate them more. So I guess my hatred for you can wait.”
“What? I told you it was going to be dinner with my parents.” “Yes but you didn’t tell me your parents were like that!”
“Whether you like it or not, I’m your only hope. So what’s it gonna be?”
“Can you stop it?” “What? I’m just looking at you.” “I know, it’s creepy, stop!”
“I don’t remember that, that doesn’t sound like me.”
“You think you can stop me? That’s so cute.”
“Can you just-” “CaN yOu JuSt-” “Stop!” “StOp!” “One of these days I am going to kill you.”
“I’ve never been this happy before.” “Not even when you had to wait at that burger place so they ended up giving you extra large fries for free that one time?” “Not even then.”
“Uhm, I fell.” “Upwards?”
“I feel like you’re not hearing me; I don’t want more flowers. I just want you here, at home, with me.”
“This is not how I thought tonight would go.” “I know, isn’t it great?!”
“Is it supposed to be able to bend that way?” “No, definitely not, this is bad.”
“How are you able to do that?” “I honestly have no idea.”
“You need me for something, don’t you?” “Oh please, like you don’t need me for something too.”
“Silvia…” “Yes, Mickey?” “How you call your loverboy?” “Come here, loverboy!” “And if he doesn’t answer?” “Oh, loverboy!” “And if he STILL doesn’t answer?” “Yo loverboy, you better listen up when I’m talking to you!-” “No babe, we practiced this”
“I’m not angry, just disappointed.” “For the last time, I didn’t know we only had one doughnut left or I would have asked you!”
“I don’t want to talk about it.” “Do you want to …sing about it?”
“You truly are one of a kind.” “Thank you.” “I didn’t mean that in a good way.”
“I know you think I’m the villain, but I’m not.”
“I just want you to be happy. Whether that’s with or without me.”
“Let’s never speak of this.” “Agreed.”
“You can’t pay to get this kind of entertainment, baby!” “You catching fifteen grapes in a row is not entertainment.” “Says who?!”
“Where are we?!” “What makes you think I’m any less lost than you are?”
“Let’s go back to our place.” “Our place?” “Yeah. If you want it to be.”
“I thought I could trust you.”
“Hey, uhm, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you…” “Oh, no, don’t tell me you’re gonna go all sappy and confess your love and everything to me now, are you?” “Well now I’m certainly not gonna to do it!!”
“I don’t need your protection, I just need you!”
“This is making me really upset.” “I’m sorry but we don’t really have time for you to be upset about this right now.”
“Ugh, that kid is being so annoying.” “Isn’t that your daughter?” “Yeah, so?”
“I want to speak to the manager, please.” “Dude, this is a frat party, I don’t think they have-” “The manager!!!”
“What are you doing?” “What are you doing?” “Don’t change the subject!”
“Babe, we agreed to only use that code word for emergencies.” “I know, but-” “And a video of a turtle and a duck being best friends is not an emergency, is it?”
“I’m very easily upset and very outwardly aggressive, which is a terrible combination.”
“Wow, I’ve been really annoying today, haven’t I?” “Not any more than usual, sweetie.”
“Hey-” “No!” “Why are you groaning like that?” “No offense, but you’re the last person I wanted to see today.” “What, why?” “Cause I actually wanted to have a good day.”
“If I die on this night, then so be it! You have been a good friend, a trusted-” “You’re just going to a gas station, it’s not-” “Silence!!”
“I want you to stay. I’m asking you to stay.”
“Can you stop yawning, please?” “Sorry, but this is just so boring.” “It’s your daughter’s dance recital!”
“I don’t want to shoot you, but I will if I have to. Step aside.”
“You’re the most poorly written character I’ve ever met.” “What?” “What?”
“I don’t want to die, please don’t let me die!” “I’ll do whatever it takes to get you out of here alive, I promise.”
“I’m in love with you.” “Wow. I don’t know whether to thank you or give you my condolences, honestly.”
“What happened here?!” “I tried to catch a spider.” “With what, a flamethrower?!”
“This is amazing! How did you know I wanted this?” “What do you mean? I listened to you.” “You what now?”
“Over my dead body!” “Hm, shouldn’t be a problem.”
“Explain yourself!” “…I honestly don’t think I could even if I wanted to.”
“What are you doing here?!” “What do you mean? This is my house.” “You were dead two days ago!” “Oh, right, that. Well-”
“I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.” “Would it help if I presented the information by way of dance?” “No but it would be funny”
“Hey, is this a bad time?” “Yeah, actually-” “Ok, great, so-”
“Unless they can hoedown, I’m not interested.”
“I can’t, I’m allergic.” “To water?” “… Yes.”
“Not to be rude but you’re the stupidest person I’ve ever met.” “Look who’s talking!!”
“I hate your guts.” “That makes two of us.”
“Do I know you?” “You will momentarily.”
“I didn’t come this far only to come this far.” (source)
“You can’t just say ‘yo mama!’ as a response to everything!” “Yo mama!” “no!!”
“Aren’t you supposed to help me?” “What do you mean? I am helping!” “You making paper airplanes out of the wrapping paper is not helping.”
“What are you thinking about?” “Wouldn’t you like to know?” “Yes, that’s why I asked dumbass”
“I don’t know how you’re gonna top this. Hopefully you won’t”
“This is gross, and illegal.” “So?” “Just thought I’d mention it.”
“Please don’t be mad”
“Why did you do that?!” “I don’t know!!”
“A good friend wouldn’t let me do this.” “It’s lucky I’m not a good friend, then.” “You’re right about that.”
“You know, you make being your guardian angel very difficult.”
“Every time I look at you I can only think of one thing.” “Oh yeah, what’s that?” “The Boney M 1994 smash hit that inspired an entire generation-” “Oh no” “Ra-Ra-Rasputin!!!!-” “PLEASE STOP”
“Don’t you think I’d love you back if I could?!”
“I’d rather eat a whole bag of pecans than spend another minute with you.” “…” “And I’m allergic to pecans.” “Yeah I got that.”
“Grief is the price we pay for love. Ask yourself if it’s worth it.”
“Get me out of here, now!” “What’s in it for me?” “Your head.” “… Alright.”
“I can’t do this anymore.” “You don’t have a choice.”
“I just want to make sure you’re ok.” “That’s very sweet of you but please stop flashing that flashlight into my eye every two seconds.”
“You want to what now?” “Open a bakery.” “That’s weird, I never saw you as the bakery type.” “Why not?” “Well for starters you’ve killed fifty people over the last two days.”
“I’m going to make you go first.” “Of course you are.”
“This makes no sense.” “Shut up.”
“I’d rather be stuck in a time-loop playing Monopoly forever than do that again.”
“Don’t take it personal, they always argue with people they like.” “I do not!”
“It’s of elvish make!” “Look, I don’t care if Elvis made it-” “… I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.”
“Look upon me and fear!” “You’re 5'2” I could stomp you to death with one foot.“
"I’ve never used this before.” “It’ll be fine, just don’t- Don’t do that.”
“Can you cook me some-” “No.” “You didn’t even hear what I wanted you to make!” “Doesn’t matter. I’m never going into that kitchen ever again.” “What happened in there the last time?” “Horrors. Horrors you can’t imagine.”
“Careful!” “I’m always careful.” “That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”
“It’s just personal preference.” “Whether or not to kill someone is not personal preference!”
“I wish you’d stop doing that.” “And I wish you’d stop being so annoying. Guess neither of us are getting what we want anytime soon, huh?”
“I hate you.” “I hate you too.” “… So, want to be friends?” “Sure.”
“I can’t believe you actually spent your money on this.” “I know, right?! You can’t put a price on this thing, baby!” “That’s.. that’s not what I meant.”
“Look, it’s obvious we won’t come to an agreement on this.” “Right.” “That leaves us only one choice, doesn’t it?” “Yes.” “Fight to the death-” “-Dance off.” “…”
“What would make you think I actually cared about you?” “Oh, please. You and I know both know the truth. You’re just too much of a coward to admit it.”
“Hey, are you listening to me?” “Sorry it’s just really hard to focus when you look like that”
“This is… interesting.” “No, this is wrong! This is vile, it’s disgusting!” “… Interesting.”
“For the hundredth time, constructive criticism about your cooking is not a personal attack-” “Then why did you say it in that tone?!”
“Don’t make me choose. Please don’t make me choose.”
“Well, they’re certainly sprightly, aren’t they?” “I don’t know what that means but yeah it sounds right.”
“Why do you always think the worst of people?” “Just saving time.”
“I just want you to push me up against the wall and shake me real good!” “Can this please wait we’re at Costco”
“Do you think they’d christen the baby with a squirt gun if we asked?” “… Why would we ask them about that?” “Do you think they would or no?”
“You wanna know what I think?” “No, but you’re probably going to tell me anyway.”
“I love you.” “Yikes, let’s not get into that right now.”
“Don’t talk to me!” “Please it was just a game of Monopoly-” “Silence!!”
“To save you the time and me the breath,”
“I know who you are.” “Oh, so you’ve heard of me?” “Your face is everywhere it’s kind of hard to ignore.” “Right.”
“Ye shall not pass!” “Please I just really need to pee!”
“I can’t believe they’re gone…” “Good riddance if you ask me!” “NOT at thE FUNERAL!”
“Don’t worry, I put the ‘fun’ in 'funeral’!” “I don’t want to find out what that’s supposed to mean.” “Oh, don’t worry, you will!”
“Look what you did!!” “You’re saying that like it wasn’t the point?”
“Every moment with you is a living nightmare.” “I’m glad.”
“Everyone has a weakness. Yours seems to be that you think you don’t have one.”
“There is a darkness deep within me… No matter my efforts it never ceases to claw at my heart, filling me with dread and despair day and night as I sleep and wake in a never ending cycle of doom and disaster, knowing I shall never be set free from the traps of time and torture within me..” “… Are you ok dude?”
“May I presume that you are, indeed, an idiot?” “Yes, you may.”
“I have to talk to you.” “Ok.” “And you need to actually listen.” “Oh..”
“Why on earth do you think I’m into you??” “You always use that sweet nickname for me, remember?” “'Stupid moron’ is not a sweet nickname!!”
“Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna see me.” “Someone is definitely going to see you.” “Why?” “Look at yourself!”
“Why are you so heinously incompetent?” “Can you please calm down, it’s only Monday morning.”
“Why are you smiling? I’m not dead yet, you know.”
“Hey babe, can you let me in? I forgot my keys.” “What’s the password?” “Can we not do this again we’ve lived together for five years-” “The PASSWORD!!!”
“Life is like a game of Monopoly, sweetheart. Equally chaotic and confusing with or without a plan.”
“I’m sorry I can’t go, I avoid any social situations at all costs.” “It’s our wedding-”
“Why are you so annoying?” “Why are you so mad about it?”
“Here are my final thoughts: You are stupid and this plan was dumb.” “Thank you.” “You’re welcome.”
“I’m sorry, I tried, I really did… I’m so sorry. Please forgive me.”
“Please go away.” “We’re handcuffed together, how am I supposed to-”
“I love you with every fiber of my being.” “You’re a ghost so that really isn’t saying much sweetie.”
“Wait, you like me?” “Yeah, isn’t it obvious?” “You sure have a funny way of showing it!”
“I hate you!” “Well now we at least have one thing in common.”
“Listen, if ABBA could come together after both of their divorces and make more music together afterward, you can do this!” “Well after that passionate speech I guess I have no choice.”
“Sure, he’s handsome, but can he cook pecan pie without a recipe?” “Why would that matter?” “Answer the question!”
“You can disagree all you want but that doesn’t make me any less right.”
“You can’t make fun of me.” “Says who?” “Your ugly face, that’s who!”
“This has ‘This Will End Badly’ written all over it. Ready to go?”
“What happened in here?” “See, you ask me that but I don’t really know where to start-”
“Stop always asking me questions you know I don’t know the answer to.”
“I just wish things would make sense for a change.” “I wouldn’t count on it.”
“That’s *name*, otherwise known around these parts as the big dipshit.” “Oh, nice.”
“I’m not qualified to do this, but it’s never stopped me before, so I guess here goes nothing!”
“Oh, trust me, I can dance!” “Is that you or the tequila talking?”
“I don’t know what I thought was going to happen, but this was definitely not it.”
“What was that noise?” “What noise?”
“Gimme, gimmie, gimme a… serotonin.” “Are you ok?”
“Hi, nice to meet you. Prepare to be killed.”
“Where are we??” “Gee, I’m so glad you asked. Let me just activate my google maps implant and-”
“Hey, do you remember that time when-” “No. No, I do not. No further questions, please.”
“Why are you so upset all of the sudden?” “You killed my dad!” “Right, that.”
“I love you.” “Are we playing a game of telephone I don’t know about? What’s going on?”
“Don’t be stupid, I’m not in love with them! Why would you think that?” “Well for one thing you haven’t been able to close their facebook page from your browser in five weeks, so-”
“I just need someone to tell me they’re glad I’m alive.” “I am. So unbelievably glad, more than you could ever imagine.”
“Why aren’t you talking to me?” “Because I’m mad at you.” “Why?” “Need I remind you–”
“You’re everything I’ve ever dreamt of.” “So you’ve only ever had nightmares, huh?” “Yeah.”
“Isn’t it time for you to go to bed?” “Isn’t it time for you to mind your business??” “… Ok. Bed, now.”
“Are you drunk?” “Nooo, whyyy?” “Because you just told me you want to carry me around like a sloth baby.” “Ooooh my little sloth babyyyy!”
“Hon, it’s 4 am, why are you up?” “I… I just have to organize this bookcase…” “*sigh* ok, which is it, by height or color?”
“What did you say?” “WhAt DiD yOu SaY?” “STOP!”
“AHH!!” “What?? What is it?” “Why can you bend like that?!”
“I love you.” “YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW- Oh, wait, hold on-”
“That’s interesting.” “… You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?” “Not a clue.”
You come here often?“ "I- … We both live here.”
“I’m sorry but looking like that has to be a punishable offense.”
“Are you lying?” “Why would I lie?” “Because we’re sworn enemies and hate each other’s guts?” “Oh, right, that. Forgot”
“What are you doing??” “Bold of you to assume I’d have an answer to that question.”
“… Are you singing to yourself?” “Oh, yeah, sorry, I didn’t notice.” “No, please, keep singing. It’s nice.”
“Are you okay?” “No. But I will be, with time. I hope”
“Should we do something about this??” “… Or we could just do nothing?” “Yeah let’s do that.”
“How was the cult meeting?” “For the last time, family dinner is not-
"If you so much as look in their direction again, I will kill you, is that clear?”
“What are you doing here? I thought you were dead.”
“How long have you been having these nightmares?” “For months… I just need them to stop. I’ll do anything to make them stop.” “Anything?” “Anything.”
“I haven’t seen you since you blacked out and threw up in my shoes at that party last year.” “… So is that a ‘no’ to the date, or…?”
“Bro you must have the most selective hearing known to man.” “… Sorry, did you say something?” “AAARRRGH!!”
“I miss you. Please come home. Please.”
“He’s got a stick of something stuck up somewhere is you know what I mean.” “Nice.”
“I love you more than I love Ewan McGregor.” “Wow, babe, do you really mean that?” “…. yes.”
“Bro I’m pissed, you really can’t have s#!t in Detroit.” “…I gotta be honest, half the time I have no idea what you’re saying.”
“You really should get a grip.” “You’re one to talk!”
“Why did you do that?!” “I was just trying to be cool.” “Well, it did not work.”
“I gotta tell you, I don’t like our odds on this one.” “Since when has that ever stopped us?” “Just thought I’d mention it.”
“So, about last night…”
“How do you feel?” “Torn apart.”
“And you can be sure of this: I will never cry over it. Never.”
“This isn’t a competition, you know.” “Spoken like a true loser.”
“Hey, it’s me, hope you’re doing well.” “My dog died last night.” “Aw. Anyway-”
“I’m sorry, ok? Here, I brought cookies!” “You killed five people.” “Not a raisin person I see. Noted.”
“Where’s the kid??” “The what?” “You remember that you were supposed to pick them up today, right?” “… I gotta go real quick-” “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”
“I can’t do it, I can’t…” “You don’t have a choice.”
“And whatever you do, don’t-” “Don’t what?” “… Do that.”
“I haven’t wanted anyone this bad in a long time.” “I hate that I have to ask this, but do you mean that in a romantic or violent way?” “Both.”
“How do you stay so good, even through all of this?”
“I need you to stay alive… please… I don’t know how to live without you.”
“I’m really glad you feel that you can be honest with me.” “Well you drugged me so I didn’t really have a choice-” “Shh. I really love the growth our relationship is going through.”
“Are you ok? And don’t lie to me.”
“Taken your meds today?” “Yeah, why do you ask?” “No reason.”
“I feel like I’m gonna throw up.” “Please don’t, this car’s new-”
“I think I’m ok now…” “You’re not.” “Why do you care, anyway? Aren’t you supposed to hate me?” “Be quiet. Lie still.”
“Ok bestie, I see what you’re saying.” “Please stop talking like that.”
“Ok, fine, it’s on. You. Me. Karaoke at eight.” “What kind of threat is that??” “You’ll see.”
“Did you just kick that guy in the nuts for no reason??” “Yeah, that’s feminism, baby!” “No, no, it’s really not-”
“Inhumane. Disgusting. I can’t believe you’d do something like that.” “Give me a break-” “Say hello to Geoffrey RIGHT NOW.” “He’s a dog, why do I have to-” “SAY IT!” “…. hello, Geoffrey.”
“Citation needed, please.”
“I don’t like the cut of their jib.” “Do you have to talk like that?” “Talk like what?” “Never mind.”
“We shouldn’t do this, it’s not right.” “Ok Mr. Geneva Conventions.”
“Now, kneel before me. Kneel!”
“Hey, come here a sec.” “Are you going to serenade me about how I’m the love of your life and how your universe would have no light if I weren’t in it?” “No?” “Then no.”
“You got what you wanted, didn’t you?” “I didn’t want it like this! Not like this…”
“I know it’s not much, but, maybe I could hold you, just for a little while.”
“If you want even the slightest chance of surviving this, you have to do exactly as I say, got it?”
“If only one of us is can make it out of here alive… it’s gonna be me.”
“Honey, what’s going on? Why are you crying?” “*sniffs* What if they don’t like the wrapping paper on the gift?” “They will, honey, don’t worry. Go back to sleep.” “Are you sure?” “One hundred percent. Trust me.” “Okay.”
“This is outrageous!” “Sweetheart, you have to calm down.”
“Back then I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse. But then I met them, and I thought, uh oh.” “And we’ve been inseparable ever since.”
“How was your day?” “Nice. Why do you ask?” “Because I wanted to make sure you had a nice last day before I kill you”
“Where are the others?” “You mean the scum you call friends?” “Yes, now where are they?”
“You’re an idiot.” “Takes one to know one.”
“Why did you do that?? I got what you were saying, I didn’t need a demonstration!”
“Listen, we don’t want any trouble.” “Well I guess that’s too bad, cuz I do.”
“What are you laughing at?- Actually, I don’t wanna know.”
“If only one of us is can make it out of here alive… it’s gonna be me.”
“Honey, what’s going on? Why are you crying?” “*sniffs* What if they don’t like the wrapping paper on the gift?” “They will, honey, don’t worry. Go back to sleep.” “Are you sure?” “One hundred percent. Trust me.” “Okay.”
“This is outrageous!” “Sweetheart, you have to calm down.”
“Back then I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse. But then I met them, and I thought, uh oh.” “And we’ve been inseparable ever since.”
“How was your day?” “Nice. Why do you ask?” “Because I wanted to make sure you had a nice last day before I kill you”
“Where are the others?” “You mean the scum you call friends?” “Yes, now where are they?”
“You’re an idiot.” “Takes one to know one.”
“Why did you do that?? I got what you were saying, I didn’t need a demonstration!”
“Listen, we don’t want any trouble.” “Well I guess that’s too bad, cuz I do.”
“What are you laughing at?- Actually, I don’t wanna know.”
“Happy birthday!” “My birthday was a month ago.” “Yikes.”
“So what are you doing to celebrate this year?” “The same thing I always do.” “Wallow in loneliness and self-loathing?” “Yup.”
“Tomorrow would’ve been their twenty-first birthday.” “Would have been?” “Yes. As in I’m going to kill them so they won’t live to see it.”
“I never thought I’d live to see this day.” “I’m so glad you have.” “Me too.”
“Happy birthday.” “How’d you know it’s my birthday?” “Just a lucky guess. Anyway, here’s your ID.” “Where did you get that??”
“I hope you like it, baby.” “Aw, this is so sweet, you shouldn’t have-” “… Well?” “Sweetie, what is that?”
“I know you usually hate celebrating your birthday, so I thought I’d make it a little bit extra special.” “By kidnapping me?” “Now you’re being a little dramatic.”
“Happy birthday!” “Didn’t we celebrate my birthday last year?” “Birthdays are kind of an annual thing.” “Oh.”
“I just want this day to go by in silence, ok?” “Sure, whatever you want.” “Thank you.”
“Do you know what kind of cake they’d like?” “How am I supposed to know that? Cake-preference isn’t really a common topic of conversation on the battlefield.”
“I need a reason to stay.” “I can’t give you any. Not any good ones, anyway.” “A bad one will do.”
“Want to know why everyone hates you? It’s because you are so obviously the envy of everyone in this room and yet totally unaware of it. It’s infuriating.”
“Remember that summer by the cabin when we stole your grandad’s boat and got stuck in the middle of the lake?” “I remember you being the reason we got stuck because you dropped one of the oars in the water.”
“Come, dance with me.”
“I don’t regret a single second I’ve spent with you.”
“You make me miserable, you know that?” “Then how come you’re smiling?”
“Don’t open your eyes yet!”
“You can’t tell me what to do.” “Listen, normally I’d let you do what you want, but when that thing involves holding a knife to my face, I feel like I should get to have some say.”
“Now, I’m not saying if I saw them in a burning building I would leave them in there, but-”
“Why does every outing with you have to turn into some sort of ethical dilemma?” “More fun that way.”
“So, yeah, anyway. Where was I?” “You’d just killed your brother with a teacup.” “Right. So, he comes back to life-”
“Boy, have I got news for you!”
“According to my sources, that’s a load of bullshit.” “What sources?” “How about my common sense?”
“Never you mind!”
“I’m not mad, she had to do what she had to do.” “She kidnapped your mom!” “I’m just saying,”
“I’m not so sure about this…” “That’s why you’re not the one in charge!”
“Suck it up buttercup, we’ve got work to do.”
“That’s interesting, but have you considered this…” “… what?” “Therapy?”
“I’d like to suggest a heart-to-heart conversation about this, but considering you don’t have one, that’d be difficult.” “Quite.”
“What happened here?” “I-” “No, stop, I don’t want to know.”
“You’re the eager kind, I see.” “No, just impatient.”
“I had no time to think, so I made a judgment call. But, as I should have known from previous experience, I have very poor judgment.”
“Well, what if you-” “No.” “What?” “I don’t want advice, I just want to complain.” “All right. Go off then, I guess.”
“I’m so single even my mom won’t return my calls.” “Your mom is dead, sweetie.” “I know, but still.”
“Just get it done; it doesn’t much matter how.” “… Machete?” “Yes.” “Gun?” “Yes.” “Lazer gun?” “Yes.” “Rabid monkey?” “Yes.” “Hm… what about a voice-activated fighting drone that shoots lemon juice into people’s eyes-” “JUST GET IT DONE!”
“How was your day?” “Oh, you know, the usual.” “I doubt there’s much ‘usual’ about your usual day.” “I won’t fight you on that one.”
“Well, what do you think?” “He’s nice.” “And?” “And I hate him with every fiber of my being.” “Why am I not surprised.”
“What are you doing?” “Waiting for inspiration to strike.” “How’s it going so far?” “Not good.”
“Crap, what do we do?!” “I don’t know! I majored in physics not in fighting big ugly monsters!” “Look, I don’t think calling it ugly is helping!”
“If nothing’s killed me so far, I doubt this will.” “One can only hope.”
“If we lose this-” “It’s just a game of Capture the Flag honey, it’s not that serious-” “If we lose this, I’m divorcing you.”
“What do you want from me?” “You’ll see soon enough.”
“Can I ask you a favor?” “Can you ask me? Yes. Will I do it?” “… you haven’t even heard what I was going to ask-” “No.”
“Never underestimate the power of a well-timed prank, young padawan.” “See, this is why I never introduce you to people.”
“Not to sound desperate, but, we’re desperate.”
“Don’t ever ask me about that again, is that clear?”
“Hear that?” “Hear what?”
“There you are! I’ve missed you!” “What- What’s going on?”
“Am I supposed to know who you are?”
“I’m bored, wanna do something?” “Sure, what do you want to-” “Bank robbery.” “…” “…” “Should I be concerned?”
“Please, tell me what’s wrong.” “*sigh* Lately, I don’t know, I guess I just don’t feel seen.” “Well, I am blind, darling.” “Yes, of course, sorry. My bad.”
“I love you.” “I don’t believe that.” “Doesn’t change the fact that I do.”
“What’s it going to take to convince you?”
“I’m in love with you.” “… What in the world for?”
“I would prefer death to this.” “I really wish you’d stop talking like that.”
“Why is your face purple?”
“I haven’t felt like this in a long time.”
“But I’ve realized that I’ll never be enough for you. And as much as it hurts me to say it, I’ve realized that you’ll never be enough for me, either.”
“I’m so nervous.” “It’ll be fine, don’t worry.”
“I was fine on my own, and then you came waltzing in with your long eyelashes and beautiful smile, and now look at me, I’m a mess of epic proportions. And it’s all your fault.”
“Something tells me I’m going to regret this.”
“This will be a lot easier for the both of us if you don’t fight.”
“Fighting is a lot more intimate than undressing, don’t you think?”
“What, you’re not hungry?” “Not hungry enough to eat whatever that is.”
“Why do you have to be so difficult? Sit still!”
“Get out of the way kid, this is none of your business.” “Oh no you don’t. If anyone’s going to kill her, it’s gonna be me.”
“This is getting ugly. We have to leave, now.”
“Don’t you realize that I’m only trying to protect you?”
“I want to stay with you.” “You know I’d never let you do that.” “Why?!” “Why do you think?!”
“Wait, were you worried about me?” “Don’t flatter yourself, I just didn’t want to have to deal with your corpse.”
“Look, I’m sorry I burned your house down and eradicated your entire family, but I think it’s time for you to stop holding a grudge.”
“Don’t give me that. You meant what you said and you know it.”
“All of that to say… I hate you and I wish you were dead.”
“Man, what’s up with that guy?” “He’s just like that. You get used to it. I hope.”
“Don’t you think you’re being a little overdramatic?” “I will literally set you on fire right now.”
“Don’t you think you should reconsider your copious intake of *insert food/drink*?” “Don’t you think you should shut your mouth?”
“This seems like a needlessly complicated way to do this.” “Well I’m in charge so if you have any better suggestions you’re free to keep them to yourself.”
“You want to tell me what’s going on here?” “No, no. Definitely not.”
“Will you stop that?” “Stop what? I wasn’t doing anything!” “I know. Just thought I’d save us the time for when you eventually do something.”
“I haven’t let a man speak to me that way since 2005, and I certainly am not about to now.”
“I promise you’ll be okay.” “What about you?” “Don’t worry about me. Just get out and don’t look back.” “But-” “Promise me.”
“We’re gonna need a whole lot of glitter glue to get out of this one, ladies.”
“That’s my girl.”
“You’re crazy!” “Oh, honey, rest assured, you don’t even know the half of it.”
“How can you be so calm right now?!” “Worrying won’t change anything. You need to calm down.” “Don’t tell me to calm down! You just blew that guy’s head off!!”
“Why are you wearing that thing?” “What thing?” “For goodness sake- YOU’RE WEARING A TRAFFIC CONE ON YOUR HEAD!”
“Don’t you realize how much is at stake?” “You know I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t.”
“That’s embarrassing.”
“Look, I’m not any more thrilled about this than you are, but can we pretend to like each other for one night?” “All right, fine. But just know that I’ll be wanting to throw up the whole time.” “Likewise.”
“Wait, are you saying what I think you’re saying?” “That kind of depends on what you think I’m saying. But, yeah, sure.”
“What’s wrong with your face?” “What do you mean?” “Oh, wait- You always look like that? Yikes.”
“I would strongly encourage you not to do that.” “Why?” “You don’t want to know.”
“Come with me, please.”
“What’s that smell?”
“You kiss your mother with that mouth?” “Well, your mom never complained.”
“Just admit defeat, you’re completely powerless.” “Maybe. But that doesn’t mean I’m defeated just yet.”
“I’m here to do a job. Feelings have nothing to do with it.” “How naïve. Feelings have everything to do with it.”
“So how do you two know each other?” “We’re married.” “Oh!”
“How dare you speak to me that way?”
“I can’t go in there! Are you crazy?” “And why on earth not?” “Look how I’m dressed!” “Darling, you could wear a potato sack and still be the marvel in any room. Now let’s go show them, shall we?”
“Trust me, you’re doing great, just keep going.” “I’m so scared, I can’t do this!!” “Yes, you can. Trust me, you’re almost there!”
“I’m quite proud of you.”
“How do I know I can trust you?” “Well you’ll be dead in about two minutes if you don’t, but it’s up to you.”
“I would be lying if I said I didn’t see the signs… But then again I’m dyslexic, so-”
“Man, not this guy again…” “What?” “I’ve killed that guy five times already but he keeps coming back, it’s really starting to get on my nerves… Wait here, I’ll be right back.”
“You’re not scared of me. I like that.”
“What’s going on??” “Be quiet.” “Why?” “I’m grieving.” “Grieving what?” “My dignity.”
“Well I might not be the smartest guy around, but even a broken clock is right once a day!” “No, that’s… That’s not…”
“Do you see now why everyone hates you?” “Yes, isn’t it marvelous!”
“Are you ok?” “Please don’t ask me that.”
“Where are you going?” “I don’t know yet. But I’ll let you know when I get there.”
“Just because I’m not allowed to do it doesn’t mean I can’t do it. There’s a difference!”
“Enough talking. You came here to play, didn’t you? So, let’s play.”
“He’s dangerous.” “How? He seems nice.” “Exactly; he’s charming. And charm is a man’s most effective weapon.”
“Stop talking, please. Your voice is shrill and piercing and thoroughly unpleasant.” “A simple ‘shut up’ would suffice, you know.”
“I’m having murder thoughts. Come back later.”
“I can’t do it!” “Just shoot your shot, dude. One day they’ll be dead and so will you.”
“I’m so sorry I hurt you.” “Don’t sweat it, I could’ve just as easily have hurt you.” “Well, it’s cute that you think that.”
“May I thunder victoriously against him in the battle for your heart, my sweetest one.”
“What’s going on?!” “Just do as I say and ask questions later!”
“All right, that’s it! Your bloodline ends here!”
“This doesn’t look very promising, does it?” “In my humble opinion? No.”
“Is that mistletoe I see?” “I’m pretty sure that’s poison ivy, actually.” “Well, I’m not picky.”
“Am I crazy, or-” “Yes.” “… You didn’t even hear what I-” “Don’t need to.”
“I’ve loved you from the first moment I ever laid eyes on you.” “Wasn’t that at that party when I was hurling my guts out into the toilet?” “Okay so maybe not the very first moment,”
“Hate you.” “Hate you too. Have a nice day, sweetie.” “You too, babe. See you after work.”
“You followed a recipe this time, right?”
“Are we really about to have this discussion again?” “Yes, and we will keep having it until you realize that I’m right and you’re wrong!”
“How did you end up way out here?”
“Let me tell you something.” “Hm?” “If anyone were ever to write a biography about you, it’d be called The Life of a Dumbass. And situations like this are the exact reason why!”
“Why?” “I don’t know why, and I don’t care why!”
“I’ll give you a word of advice: never wear two pairs of socks.”
“I learned at seventeen why you should never ever wear two pairs of socks.”
“I’m a little kerfuffled.”
“That’s a good example of childhood trauma she hasn’t recovered from.”
“Maybe the oldies are onto something with this.”
“I’m forever in your debt, my friend.” “Just buy me a burger and we’ll call it even, okay?”
“I’ve given this a lot of thought, and I think you may be overthinking this.”
“I just want to be with someone who makes me want to live. Someone who makes me glad I’m alive, who’ll make me see the beauty of it. Right now, all I can see is the pain. I want to smile again.”
“I thought you didn’t care about me.” “Only you would be stupid enough to think that.”
“I know you’re a little behind the times, but that’s extreme even for you.”
“It’s scary.” “All of life is scary, sweetheart. But you can’t give up.”
“He’s a complete and utter grump and she’s a precious ray of sunshine. It’s meant to be.”
“Whew, glad that’s over!”
“Everyone’s going to see straight through this.” “No way, I paid top dollar for this!” “Where, the dollar store?!”
“I’m really nervous.” “Me too.” “Yeah?” “Yeah.”
“I had a really good time tonight.”
“You look gorgeous. As always.”
“Look, kid, this isn’t personal. It’s just business.” “You stole my grandfather’s ashes!” “Again, nothing personal.”
“Wow, I’ve never seen such a terrible bowler in my entire life.” “Shut up!”
“But just so you know, I intend on being as confusing and annoying as possible the entire time.”
“In terms of sense, there is none detected.”
“I can fix this, I can fix this!” “How?!” “I don’t know, but I can!!”
“Whatever you decide, whether I agree with your decision or not, I’ll support you.”
“Have you seen my bee-jar?” “Your what-now?” “My jar full of bees. Thought that’d be pretty self-explanatory.” “Yeah, I got that part,”
“Being a rational person, I’d strongly advise you against doing this. But I’m also a curious person, so by all means, go ahead.”
“Down, boy.”
“I feel conflicted.” “Why?”
“You obviously aren’t able to take care of yourself right now, so, just for now, I’m going to do it for you. But just know I’m not happy about it.”
“Maybe, just maybe, this was a bad idea.” “You think?!”
“I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but that was by far the stupidest.”
“This is not an insult, just an observation,”
“Oh no! … Anyway.”
“Just seems like everyone’s coming after me these days.” “Wonder why.”
“Room’s a mess, just the way you like it.”
"Don't be fooled, what you're witnessing is a crime."
"Just you wait."
"Deep breaths, come on. Deep breaths."
"This stuff is intoxicating." "Thanks!" "As in poisonous." "Oh."
"What do you mean 'why am I laughing'?!"
"Don't ever say I never do anything for you."
"You thought I wouldn't notice, huh?" "Shut up."
"I don't want to talk about it."
"What's so funny?"
"Is that a fact or are you just guessing?" "Do you even have to ask?"
"Look what I found!" "Oh, wonderful honey, wonderful, let me see. What is that...? IS THAT A SNAKE?!"
"Why are you doing that?" "I'm a little forgetful these days, so I need these notes to remind me of things." "You won't forget me, right?" "Oh, never! And if it ever seems like I have, I'm just playing a game, so you just play along, ok?" "Ok!"
"Look at my dress!" "Spectacular. Stunning. Slay."
"Have you seen my glasses?" "You mean the ones on the top of your head?"
"I picked you these flowers." "Daisies! My favorite!"
"I'll tell you, the world's a lot different now from when I was your age." "How?"
"Tell me a story!" "I think you've heard all of my stories, honey... Well, except one."
"I'm not interested in that stuff anymore, grandma/grandpa." "Pity me, I guess I missed the newsletter in which that announcement was made!"
"Did you really make these?" "Yes, I did." "Can you show me how?"
"Why are you walking like that?" "I put my leg on the wrong way this morning, I think!"
"I will not accept defeat. You either win, or you die." "All right, calm down, dude."
"Over my dead body."
"Why are you doing that?" "I'll give you a hint: Revenge."
"You have to leave. Now!"
"This is without a doubt going to have international implications." "It's just pie, honey-" "Just pie?!"
"Don't you think they're a little young for this?"
"Why did you do this to me?"
"You shouldn't be here!" "Neither should you!"
"Let's have a glass of milk and calmly discuss this like adults."
"Together?" "Together."
"Watch this." "Do I have to?"
"Like braids in short hair, I too am barely holding it together."
"I'm burnt out." "We just started!"
"I actually hold a world record." "Oh, cool! In what?" "Dumbassery."
"What's that smell?"
"How's that fair?"
"When I wake up I'm afraid of the idea of facing the day." "I'm sorry to ask this, but, are you... are you quoting Adele?"
"Take no pity, take no prisoners."
"If I'd known I'd have brought some flowers!"
"Meet me at the hotel room." "Ok, Mr. Pitbull."
"He's an evil prick." "Isn't he-" "My husband? Yes."
"I've come to steal and plunder, fellas."
"Smile!"
"As they say, sharing is caring." "I don't think it applies in this situation."
"Play me something." "I haven't played in so long, I don't know..." "Please."
"If I'm going down-" "I'm going with you. I know, I know."
"I'll do whatever's necessary." "I hope so. For your sake. And for the sake of your loved ones."
"How's that even possible??" "We don't know."
"It's always excuses with you!"
"Out of all the people I hate, I hate you the most." "Aw, you really mean that?"
"I haven't been this stressed since I led the conga-line at Uncle Larry's wedding."
"You know... maybe I'm the problem." "You think?!"
"Now what in the fresh-" "My mother's here!" "-homemade bread is going on here? Roberta! Good to see you."
"It is as I suspected, he's a moron."
"Uh oh." "What do you mean 'uh oh'?!"
"Why are you shaking?"
"You're making it really hard for me to play nice right now."
"Tomorrow, he dies."
"Look at this plant!!"
"I'm hearing a lot of accusations and not seeing a whole lot of evidence!" "The dishes are right there!" "... Touché."
"It's time to get the old noggin' joggin', fellas."
"You're coming home with me."
"Please go buy some furniture, I'm begging, this is so sad."
"I suggest you get my name out of your mouth with quickness and haste, honey."
"He just told me I'm Corbin Bleu-ing it, what does that mean?" "I'm so sorry, he means to say that you're pushing it." "... To the limit?" "...Yeah."
"Does he always talk using movie references, or...?" "For my own sanity's sake, I'd prefer not to answer that."
"It's crime time, boys!"
"We're on the same page here." "Yeah, in different books!"
"It's time for you to step up."
"I'll take it from here."
"I'm trying my hardest not to be creepy here." "Yeah, well, try harder."
"Poor baby."
"How you like me now?"
"For once I'm going to need you to work with me instead of against me." "What's in it for me?"
"Come again?"
"You heard what I said."
"Can I ask you for some advice?" "Sure, but there's no quality guarantee." "Obviously."
"Why is she doing that?"
"I fear this is a real threat to my mental stability." "What mental stability?"
"Given the choice of failing on the cautious side and failing on the risky side, I've found the best place to land is in the middle."
"Be forewarned: I'm about to become ten times more insufferable."
"Since when do you knit?" "Since when did I give you permission to be all up in my business? Exactly. So shut up."
"Get in here, right now!"
"And I've been clear on that since the beginning."
"Give me the keys!"
"There's no way, there's just no way."
"Since when?"
"Is this what love is supposed to feel like?"
"I'm not going to let how I look, dictate the way I live my life."
"I feel like I'm gonna throw up." "It's cuz you're always on that phone!"
"I hate you." "Marry me."
"Life is a highway, and I'm always stuck in traffic."
"Bestie I will tear you to shreds."
"Your mother didn't carry you for nine months for you to behave like this." "You don't know my mom at all, do you?"
"Great, so out of two hundred-and-sixteen passengers there's not a single pilot/captain/doctor on board, but we've got five marine biologists, two graphic designers, ten chefs, one Banksy impersonator, and four composers. Fantastic. We're all gonna die." "Anyone here a funeral directory by any chance?"
"Why would you lie about something like that?"
"Stop being so dramatic." "There's a bone sticking out of my arm!" "And?"
"¿Como es?" "I don't speak french, sorry." "*visible confusion*"
"Boo, you psychopath."
"Make no mistake, vengeance will be ours." "Grandma-"
"I know you don't mean to, but sometimes you come across as very villainous."
"Do I regret it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Without a doubt."
"You've got a real attitude problem, kid." "That's just his personality, sir."
"This isn't a competition, dude." "You're right, it's not even close!" "That's not what I meant."
"I want to go home..." "I know, I know. We will, soon, okay?"
"I've decided to be nice." "... Why?"
"Could you please shut up and stop being so annoying?" "Sorry, you're gonna have to pick one, I can't do both."
"Do you recognize this?" "Where did you find that?"
"Here, you're gonna need this." "Is that a machine gun? Who brings a machine gun to lunch??"
"And when I rule the world,-" "Don't you mean 'if'?" "... As I was saying, when I rule the world,"
"Why is no one dead?"
"Riveting."
"Fascinating."
"I hate that I can't tell whether you're joking or not."
"Why are you doing that? This is not a thumbs-up situation."
"You better watch your back!"
"This is feminism, baby." "It's really not..."
"Who still asks for permission?"
"Lighten up, it's tradition!"
"You hungry?" "Famished."
"That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve been listening to myself speak for twenty years."
"Let’s just say we have unfinished business."
"You're in my way. Move."
"Don't worry, it'll all make sense later." "I sincerely doubt that."
"Do you have to wear that?"
"You drugged them?!" "Yeah, what's the problem?"
"Are you always this jittery?"
"What are you doing?" "Tidying." "...Why?"
"Listen here, ugly."
"Let me throw up real quick-"
"Since when are you part of the group?" "Since I can beat up all your asses, that's when." "...I'll give you that."
"Any questions?" "Several. First of,"
"Pay attention, this is important."
"I get the feeling that you don't like me very much." "I don't."
"This feels illegal." "It's not, I checked." "That doesn't make me feel better."
"Are you two fighting again?!"
"On the bright side, it can't get any worse." "I strongly doubt that."
"You can keep telling yourself that, but it won't change what happened."
"And who's going to pay for this?"
"Coming from you, that doesn't really mean much."
Hi!! I absolutely LOVE your page btw! I was wondering if you had any prompts for a childhood friends to enemies to lovers trope?
Hi and thank you!
@glossyvirgo2021 asked me the exact same thing and it's a bit hard to write something like this without any further info (what exactly means enemy in this context and how old are they during all of this), but I tried to come up with some dialogue prompts that fit into the trope. Mostly on the stage from enemies to lovers.
Childhood friends to enemies to lovers prompts
"You broke my heart, you idiot. And the first time always hurts the most."
"Why do you always seem so angry with me?" "Why? You really have to ask me why I'm angry? You left me when I needed you!"
"I actually miss being friends." "I don't actually want to be friends anymore."
"We used to be best friends. What happened to us?" "Well, we got older."
"Mistakes were made, I get that. But shouldn't we start to try to get past them?"
"We were always a good team. And we could still be one."
"I miss how we were back then." "The good old times are not coming back." "But maybe we could try again for the future."
"What's the saying? With friends like you, who needs enemies?" "Maybe I don't even want to be just friends anymore."
"We grew up together..." "And we also grew apart."
I hope you both like them!
- Jana
I wish you knew just how beautiful your existence is. Oh, if only I could show you, my love. As a masterpiece of art, I'd paint you . Breathtaking and beautiful. Because that is exactly what you are to me.
Hi there i saw your prompts for the enemies to lovers! Love them all. I'm an amateur writer and i find them inspiring to write. Am I able to seek your permission to use some of your ideas in my writing? Do i have to credit them to you ? Thanks.
Sure,dear. All my prompts are free so feel free to use any. Yeah, giving credits would be nice too. Oh, and happy writing!!
Smut prompts
Never tease me like that again.
I'm bored. Wanna play?
I want to kiss you everywhere.
Can I touch you?
Touch me and you lose.
You look beautiful. But I'm afraid you'd look more gorgeous with that dress off you.
You have no idea how much I want you right now.
I want you so bad...
Ugh,baby, I cant- please...
I can't help but have naughty thoughts when you when look like that.
You know,you make me feel so naughty.
You make such pretty sounds,my love .
How do you feel,baby?" I... feel... good... "
Tell me how it feels. It doesn't hurt does it ?
Are...you ok? Is this pace good enough?
I'm gonna do the type of things that happen in your dreams .
Mmm, so beautiful...
I can't help but wonder how your cute face would look when I finally touch you
You know, how about a little fun before we go to bed?
You're more than just a fling,my love.
Does doing these kind of things make us friends with benefits?
Just friends?! Do your friends make you feel hot and bothered like this? Do they make you moan like this?!
I love your body,baby.Everything you hate about it is what drives me crazy.
I'd love to love you all night,my love.
I love how excited you are .
Right now, I'd love your kisses on anywhere but my lips.
Gosh, why can't I get enough of your body?
I love seeing you so flustered.
You're safe with me,my love . You know I'd never hurt you .
You're so cute when you're nervous.
But baby,I want to play with you ~
See what a mess you've made me ?
I need you...
You like it when I touch you?
I want to make love to you.
It looks like you're ready for me,my love.
Tell me how much do you want me, my love?
I can't help but to be turned on by the sight of you
You don't have to be so shy around me, you know?
Don't tempt me.
I'm gonna do something very crazy but I know you're gonna love it.
You have been waiting long for this, haven't you?
Did I tell you to touch?
I'm going to mark all the parts I love to show you how beautiful you are.
I will never get tired of holding you./ Your body
Would you like to do it again?
Why can't I get enough of you?
We could... do it.
I want to make you feel so good,babe.
You're so beautiful...so,so beautiful...
Come here.
What if I told you I wanted you, right here. Right now?
I'm always in the mood to play,my love
You're mine , understand? Mine!
You know exactly what I want .
I love it when you're naughty like this.
Don't mind me, just enjoying the view.
I want you so badly...
Why are you covering up? I have already seen everything.
Let me show you how much I care about you.
How bad do you want me,my love?
I-I've never done this before so I'm afraid you have to guide me.
You're so adorable. Aww, don't hide your face/ don't cover up.
I-I want you to touch you too. Please remove the cuffs...
It's not going to hurt,is it?
Wet already? I see you're so eager,hm?
Seriously,when are you never horny?
Kneel.
Stop the teasing, please...
No,I'm supposed to make you feel good.
First person to become horny/turned on loses.
Don't you wanna feel good, baby?
Imagine your otp
A: " Kiss me"
B: " Hm, where" They look A up and down. " There are a lot of places I'd love to plant a kiss" They smirk,their eyes dark with desire.
A: closes their eyes, biting their lip. " Everywhere. Just kiss me" ,they whisper.
50 Fight Scene Ideas
Two people fight without waking or disturbing a third person.
Someone uses an object that isn’t usually considered to be dangerous as an effective weapon.
It’s impossible to tell the real opponents from the ones who are illusions or holograms.
People fight in zero gravity.
People fight underwater.
People fight in a building that’s on fire.
Two people fight, and an unlikely bystander saves our main character.
Two people fight, but when a third person attacks our main character, his other opponent saves him.
Fortunately, his blood is also a weapon.
One of the fighters is drugged or drunk.
Someone’s trying to unmask the person who’s attacking him.
Someone finds out that she’s fighting the person she meant to join forces with or save.
Someone fights while wearing something that makes them appear the opposite of tough or intimidating.
They fight naked.
They fight in Times Square on New Year’s Eve.
A protester and counter-protester fight.
Someone shoves his opponent into a body of water, and then rescues him when it’s apparent he’ll drown.
Someone gets help from an animal.
A friend, co-worker, or ally suddenly attacks someone.
One person dumps a gallon of something over the other person’s head.
One person chokes the other with a computer cord.
One person chokes the other with a string of Christmas lights.
Someone defends herself from an attacker while driving at top speed.
They fight in a hospital, which makes it easy for the main character to patch himself up afterward.
Bullying the bartender or server was a mistake.
She knocks out two men with one move.
They fight in a locked closet.
He celebrates his victory too early.
Someone leaps from a considerable height to land on an opponent.
Someone breaks the rules of the duel.
Her opponent vaporizes before she can stab him.
He accidentally wounds a bystander.
Someone was only pretending to be knocked out.
Her weapon gets stuck.
Priceless objects get damaged in the brawl.
Someone uses a bed sheet in the struggle.
The fight is a ruse to distract people from what’s really going on.
Someone repeatedly tries to avoid the fight to no avail.
Someone takes refuge in a disgusting place.
He finds himself battling a creature he didn’t believe existed.
They fight on slick ice.
He fights three challengers in succession.
Her glasses get destroyed and she can barely see.
He steals his opponent’s car, not realizing his allies rigged it with an explosive.
Someone’s ridiculous move or antic catches an opponent off guard.
Someone loses an opponent in the crowd and then finds her again.
A garden tool becomes a deadly weapon.
Someone hurls a shopping cart through the air.
Someone gets bashed with a crown or tiara.
He accidentally kills his opponent.
UNREQUITED, FALSE ASSUMPTIONS & PINING PROMPTS
TO EACH OTHER
❝ i love you. and i know you don’t feel that way about me and that’s okay i just. i wanted to get to say it at least once. ❞
❝ what are you talking about— of course i love you? ❞
❝ but i do love you. i always have. i just thought you didn’t feel that way so i never said anything. ❞
❝ look i…i do care about you. a lot. and i wish i could love you that way. i really do but i just, i’ve never seen you like that. ❞
❝ …you love me? ❞
❝ why didn’t you ever say anything? ❞
❝ i did! i loved you. and i thought you didn’t feel that way so i moved on. i’m with someone now. why…why did you wait so long? ❞
❝ why did you wait so long to tell me how you feel? ❞
❝ i love you! okay? i’ve been so fucking in love with you for longer than i can remember. ❞
❝ you should have told me how you felt. ❞
❝ actually i…there was a little while there where i had this horrible crush on you. if i’d known this was how you were feeling i would’ve gone for it. ❞
❝ please don’t say it. i know you don’t love me. i don’t expect you to, but just. don’t make me have to hear you say it. ❞
❝ i’ve loved you for so long…i don’t remember what it was like to not be in love with you. ❞
❝ i can’t say no to you. and it’s just not fair. ❞
❝ please, don’t be cruel. i love you. like really love you. so if i’m just some passing curiosity for you…don’t. don’t say anything at all. ❞
❝ you don’t get it. i want the whole package with you. i don’t wanna be some fling you forget about in a few months. ❞
❝ do you know how long i’ve waited for you? ❞
❝ i don’t need you to love me back. i just want you to be able to accept that this is how i feel. ❞
❝ why did you think i wouldn’t love you back? ❞
❝ will you just slow down a minute! i’m trying to tell you i love you too. ❞
❝ i wouldn’t have been messing around with anyone else if i knew about this sooner. ❞
❝ will you stop crying so i can kiss you already? ❞
❝ honestly i’d never thought about it…i just need time to think it over. ❞
❝ i hadn’t ever taken the time to think about it. but…that doesn’t mean i couldn’t love you. ❞
❝ i just need to know. do you love me? or have i just been making this all in my head? ❞
❝ i love you. please don’t say anything yet. you don’t need to say anything. ❞
❝ no— they weren’t lying. i do. i love you. but i didn’t want you to find out like that. i didn’t want you find out at all, actually. ❞
❝ look can you just forget about it? okay? yeah i’m in love with you. big deal. it happens. ❞
❝ yes i love you. i’ll get over it. ❞
❝ are you…are you really over me? cause, that’d actually really suck because i’m not over you. ❞
❝ look, i know you love me. but you shouldn’t. ❞
❝ you are far too good to love someone like me. you’ll find someone better. ❞
TO/FROM A THIRD PARTY
❝ if that’s how you feel about them why not just say it? take a chance. wouldn’t you rather know one way or the other? ❞
❝ this whole time i didn’t see them…i didn’t see what was right in front of me and now it might be too late. ❞
❝ i love them so much it hurts. ❞
❝ love shouldn’t hurt this much. this whole thing is just consuming you in a way that isn’t healthy. ❞
❝ you either need to make a move or let them go. ❞
❝ this isn’t good for you. you can’t keep pouring yourself into someone who doesn’t even know you exist. ❞
❝ you do see how they look at you, right? ❞
❝ don’t you realize they’ve been in love with you for years? ❞
❝ they love you, dumbass. ❞
❝ look i’m so fed up with everyone knowing you two love each other except you. go kiss them or shut the fuck up about it. ❞
❝ just take a chance. you might be surprised. ❞
ACTIONS/SCENARIOS
[ CONFESSION ] for sender to interrupt receiver’s confession of love by kissing them.
[ CONFESSED ] for receiver to interrupt sender’s confession of love by kissing them.
[ STOP ] for sender to try and walk away, afraid they’re going to get their heart broken but receiver grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss.
[ STOPPING ] for receiver to try and walk away, afraid they’re going to get their heart broken but sender grabs their wrist and pulls them back in for a kiss.
[ CONFRONTING ] for receiver to confront sender after a third party told receiver that sender is in love with them.
[ DRAMATICS ] for a near death experience to drive receiver to confess their feelings to sender.
[ SEE ] for receiver to be hurt and realize sender loves them because of the way they’re taking care of them.
[ EAVESDROP ] for receiver to overhear a conversation where sender talks about their feelings for them.
[ HUSH ] for sender to ramble about their feelings and how they know it isn’t requited only for receiver to put a hand over their mouth so they’ll be quiet long enough for them to explain they love them too.
[ AWAKEN ] for receiver to not think they feel the same way but realize after a simple hookup with sender that they’re in love with them to.
[ CASUAL ] for sender to want to sleep with receiver to get it out of their system. but receiver winds up catching feelings to because of it.
[ TENSION ] for muses who have been pining for each other to finally have sex for the first time.
[ BREAK ] sender can’t take it anymore and kisses receiver out of nowhere.
[ FREE ] receiver can’t take it anymore and kisses sender out of nowhere.
[ TRY ] sender has confessed their feelings and receiver tries kissing them to see how they feel.
[ TRYING ] receiver has confessed their feelings and sender tries kissing them to see how they feel.
FOR THE “YOU CAN KILL ME BUT DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THEM” DYNAMICS
❝ i only want you. ❞
❝ i don’t need anyone else. i just…you. you’re all i need. ❞
❝ listen, i’ve lost a lot of people in my life. i learned how to deal with it but…you’re different. i can’t take it if it’s you. ❞
❝ i think about anything happening to you and i— i just. i fucking lose it. ❞
❝ you don’t understand. i need you safe. not because i don’t think you can handle yourself but because i can’t focus on anything else if there’s even the smallest possibility you’re in danger. ❞
❝ no one is ever gonna get near you again, you hear me? ❞
❝ i won’t let you get hurt. i promise. and i don’t make empty promises. ❞
❝ turn around. you don’t need to see this part. ❞
❝ just give the word and i’ll kill every one of them. ❞
❝ you can’t get all worked up every time something happens to me. that’s just life. you’re not always gonna be able to protect me from it. ❞
❝ no one else understands me. but you do. you always do. ❞
❝ i don’t think i’m the best person for you, i don’t. but i do know i’m the one that can keep you safe ❞
❝ hey— look at me. it’s over. it’s done. we’re okay. ❞
❝ who the fuck made you cry i’ll fucking rip their head off. ❞
❝ i know you’ve always got my back. ❞
❝ please, let me take care of you this time. you’re always protecting me but it tears me up inside every time you get hurt because of it. ❞
❝ can you make everyone else just go away? i know they mean well but i just want to be alone— alone with you i mean. ❞
❝ i know when you’re here, the real monsters can’t touch me. ❞
❝ oh, i am one of the monsters. but that just means i can keep all the other monsters from ever hurting you again. ❞
❝ if you’re gonna keep risking your life for me than you’re also gonna let me patch you up without a single complaint. ❞
❝ we keep each other safe. it’s my turn to protect you. ❞
❝ i killed them for you. i know you could’ve done it yourself, but you shouldn’t have to. ❞
❝ i love you because i know how capable you are. and i show that love by making sure you don’t have to be the one to always do the hard things. ❞
❝ i’m gonna make them regret ever even thinking about laying a hand on you. ❞
❝ tell me what you want me to do. i’ll do it. whatever you want. ❞
❝ i love you just like this. i love you when you touch me gently like no one else ever has. and i love you when your hands are bloody and your knuckles are bruised. ❞
❝ please, just let me protect you. ❞
❝ are you hurt? did they hurt you? ❞
❝ wait, stop you’re bleeding. ❞
❝ did you just wince? where are you hurt? ❞
❝ i need you in my life. i’m not used to that— needing people. but i do need you. ❞
❝ you make me feel things i’m not used to feeling. ❞
❝ why do you let me close when you’re always driving everyone else away? ❞
❝ you’re mine. and i protect what’s mine. ❞
❝ thank you for always being here for me. ❞
❝ you see things in me that i didn’t even know where there. ❞
❝ that’s enough. let’s go home. ❞
❝ i’m okay now. i’m safe. you don’t have to be angry anymore. ❞
❝ please stop— this is scaring me. ❞
❝ you don’t have to do this for me. ❞
❝ hey stop— stop! look at me. they’re dead now. you can stop. ❞
❝ i have to make an example outta them so no one else tries to hurt you again. ❞
❝ killing for you is easy. it’s right. it feels natural. ❞
❝ let me do this for you. ❞
SCENARIOS
[ ONE ] for sender to take a bullet for receiver.
[ TWO ] for receiver to take a bullet for sender.
[ THREE ] for sender to protect receiver and then carry them to safety.
[ FOUR ] for receiver to protect sender and then carry them to safety.
[ FIVE ] for sender to witness receiver get hurt which sends them into a violent rage.
[ SIX ] for receiver to witness sender get hurt which sends them into a violent rage.
[ SEVEN ] for sender to be hurt trying to protect receiver which makes them bloodthirsty for revenge.
[ EIGHT ] for receiver to be hurt trying to protect sender which makes them bloodthirsty for revenge.
[ NINE ] for sender to have violently protected receiver, so receiver kisses them to calm them down.
[ TEN ] for receiver to have violently protected sender, so sender kisses them to calm them down.
[ ELEVEN ] for sender to carefully approach receiver in the aftermath, gently touching them to try and bring them back to themselves.
[ TWELVE ] for receiver to carefully approach sender in the aftermath, gently touching them to try and bring them back to themselves.
[ THIRTEEN ] sender was kidnapped, receiver shows up to save them.
[ FOURTEEN ] receiver was kidnapped, sender shows up to save them.
[ FIFTEEN ] sender executes a third party in front of receiver because that person hurt them.
[ SIXTEEN ] receiver executes a third party in front of sender because that person hurt them.
[ SEVENTEEN ] sender thinks they’re alone but receiver comes out of nowhere to rescue them from someone who intends to do harm/making them uncomfortable.
[ EIGHTEEN ] receiver thinks they’re alone but sender comes out of nowhere to rescue them from someone who intends to do harm/making them uncomfortable.
[ NINETEEN ] sender has been devastated by something. receiver holds them until they calm down so they don’t do anything drastic.
[ TWENTY ] receiver has been devastated by something. sender holds them until they calm down so they don’t do anything drastic.
[ TWENTY-ONE ] sender thought receiver died so they set out to get revenge. receiver shows up in time to stand in front of them before they go too far.
[ TWENTY-TWO ] receiver thought sender died so they set out to get revenge. sender shows up in time to stand in front of them before they go too far.
[ TWENTY-THREE ] sender is in a vengeful rage because of something that happened to receiver. receiver gently approaches to calm them down saying this isn’t what they want.
[ TWENTY-FOUR ] receiver is in a vengeful rage because of something that happened to sender. sender gently approaches to calm them down saying this isn’t what they want.
[ TWENTY-FIVE ] for sender to have receiver stand by somewhere safe where they can watch sender kill on their behalf.
[ TWENTY-SIX ] for receiver to have sender stand by somewhere safe where they can watch receiver kill on their behalf.