Nevermoremonster - Lenore

Goth Struggles

Me: I've got too much black in my wardrobe. Next time I'm definately going for grey. I need some more variety. I can do this!

Me: *goes shopping*

Me: *ends up adding another piece of black clothing to the infinite hole of blackness I call my wardrobe*

Me: I'm so weak. The force of the dark side is too stroooong! *ugly sobbing*

#Jack was actually the Professor’s ancestor #but after being sent to the future the Professor was then never born #therefore never made the Powerpuff girls #and the forces of evil were free to destroy the world

by Evgeniy Malykhanov

My Dragon Age experience

Me: I support the mages.

Me: *dates two ex-templars and an anti-mage elf*

You cross over to my side of the line, you don’t get to come back from that.

I’m f ucking screaming I h aT e everything

“If you were raised in the Chantry, have you never…?”