One of few good pictures of Ares <3
(Using the cat as a pillow)
Me and my trans pansexual ass be like-
I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction
Blep
Holy—
This has been a wild ride
We’ve hit the two year mark on the game I’m in and wow
And the next session will be the final one
In the dnd game I’m in yesterday we discovered something amazing
My friend sent me this after saying something without context and I felt like I needed to share it
The characters
Dm: dungeon master
Darya (Rogue Fighter (Pirate) Tabaxi): my character
Salsa/Salvera (Bard bird): my friend that did this
Makoto/Mak/Mac n Cheese/Freddy Faz Bear (Chaotic ass barbarian dragonborne)
The player/friend that’s been gone so he’s turned into Freddy from security breach
God/Caius (unarmed fighter): NPC we dragged along
So we stepped into basically a boss arena in these super cold icy mountains
Darya rolled stupid high on history and investigation a 31 and nat 20 with a total of 34
She finds a symbol of Tiamat in the floor
(And some other things but what matters is the symbol)
(We have dealt with Tiamat and Asmodeus before when Mak accidentally released hell)
AND OUT OF NO WHERE
MY GOOD PAL
THE PC OF SALSA AKA SALVERA
“Tiamat is Cotten eye joe”
We all started dying
And I was sent this
Darya stood staring at her mother who she had looked up to her entire life.
This wasn’t right.
But she knew it was the truth.
And so…
She said to her
You’re no captain.
And I should have seen it long ago.
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My dnd character last session and something close enough to what was said :D
In the dnd game I’m in last night we did a few things:
We spent far too long trying to open a door only to learn it was a sliding door.
The other player had to mute themselves because of how much they were dying XD
We also spent two game days somehow rebuilding a sky ship while the apocalypse is looming.
The sliding door was on the ship.
I LOVE BEING MORE FEMININE!!! AND IF YALL DONT LIKE ARTISTS DRAWING ME THAT WAY I DONT CARE!!!! I ALSO LIKE BEING MASCULINE AT TIMES!!! I FLIP FLOP!!! IF ANYONE CROSSES A LINE I WILL SAY SOMETHING!!! WHO CARES LETS ALL BE SILLY!!!!
Todoroki: Hey guys, what are you watching?
Izuku: Kitten Football.
Todoroki: Why?
Izuku: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then Kacchan came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep-
Bakugo: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!
Todoroki:
Izuku: Kacchan sees the show differently than I do.
Here’s a mostly accurate self portrait sadly my binder doesn’t have the flags :((( and I don’t have elf ears- lmao
But yea
I’m kinda gay in all the ways :)
An idiot who manages to keep a menace to society and a horseThey/them/he/him
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