Crack concept: Atsushi doesn’t exactly get absorbed…not completely that is.
Akutagawa: Weretiger!
Atsushi: Oh my god can you lower your volume I’m right here!
Akutagawa:…Well get off the floor then!
Atsushi: Oh jee let me just get my nonexistent leg and my nonexistent arm and oh yeah the entire MISSING HALF of my body and then I’ll be right up there with you.
Akutagawa: Sarcasm is unbecoming of you.
Atsushi: When my leg comes back I’m going to throw it at you.
Akutagawa: I see nothing changed now you’ve lost half your brain.
Atsushi: I see being bought back to life didn’t give you a sense of humour.
Akutagawa: Does it hurt?
Atsushi: You remember when you cut my leg off, the first time?
Akutagawa: Obviously.
Atsushi: I would prefer having that pain over this…every day of my life over this.
Akutagawa: You damn fool, why would you protect me?
Atsushi: Why would you protect me?
Akutagawa: I asked you first!
Atsushi: I asked you second!
Akutagawa: That doesn’t even make sense!
Atsushi: My consciousness is split between here and a 4th dimensional plane of reality where I’m being guided by a hallucination of my dead Headmaster pretending to be Dazai.
Atsushi: Nothing in our lives makes sense.
Akutagawa: I suppose you’re right.
Atsushi: Oh man am I dead? Did you just admit that?
Akutagawa: Idiot you’re not allowed to die until I kill you.
Atsushi: Well I’m at least half way there-ow!
Akutagawa: Don’t even joke about that!
Atsushi: Okay ow! Jeez keep that up and I’ll start to think you were worried- stop kicking me!
Fyodor:…Did you get any of that?
Gozen shrugs.
characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough
characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone
ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
"My favorite trope is enemies to lovers. is it? or do you think that someone is only capable of loving you after getting over their initial disgust of all your flaws?"
I never felt more attacked in my life.
was it casual when we got into such a bad argument that we then began to overturn furniture, I called you a fag, and then began to sob till I fell asleep on your bed (quote under the cut)
bunny corcoran on a trip in the most ridiculous hawaiian shirt, buying the most stupid ‘i <3 rome’ or ‘i <3 paris’ tourist shirts and wearing them UNIRONICALLY. bunny corcoran with a fanny pack and a sling with a big ass camera hanging around his neck. (the pictures are all blurry and of his own feet). bunny corcoran in socks and sandals, getting the classic tourist pictures taken like making it look like he’s holding the eiffel tower. yeah thats it.
In my dream my beloved friend looked at me with these eyes. I never loved you eyes. What did you say about me eyes. Don’t call me Odasaku eyes. God bless im not into that shit anymore. If someone prefer to play drama rather than talk as adults I don’t give a shit. It still hurts though
BSD rollerskating AU! Elise
she is a menace..
My favorite part of the secret history is when Richard is like “I think Henry asked Bunny to have sex with him in Rome and that’s why they fought” and then he proceeds to analyze how gay he thinks every single one of his friends are.
Я и моя возрастающая тревожность, когда кто-то учится лучше меня :
all of my love goes to camilla macaulay and daisy buchanan, weird blonde girls who were never truly appreciated for their weirdness