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What do you think about the headcanon of trolls having tails?
I actually think it's really cute. I don't write or draw them that way myself because that's just not how I imagine them but I love a lot of the art and stories that give the Trolls tails. If you haven't seen their art yet Mobiitez has the most adorable art for the Trolls I've ever seen.
I think it's a really neat design and it looks amazing in fanart renditions of the characters. I'm glad the actual movies don't have them, though, I think it'd look a bit odd.
Have some PopRock!Branch with a tail just for fun, I wanted to see how well I could draw a full-body Troll so why not.
Harry & Reg’s Snake Sanctuary
Not only did Sirius break out of Azkaban to find his younger brother, Regulus, ALIVE but living in Grimmauld Place AND raising Harry. Not only was his brother alive and raising Harry, but Harry has turned Sirius’ old bedroom into a snake sanctuary… leaving Sirius to sleep on the couch.
Sirius: REG. Why the hell is my room filled with snakes…?!?
Regulus: Blame Harry for that one.
Sirius: Oh really!? You expect me to believe you, the Slytherin, had nothing to do with this?
Regulus: I didn’t say I had nothing to do with it, but it is primarily Harry’s fault.
Sirius: How so?
Regulus: Well he’s a parseltongue you see, and starting around the age of 6 he just started coming home from the park, walks, and even the zoo once, with snakes tucked in his pockets. It was so cute Sirius I couldn’t possible tell him he couldn’t keep them. Plus, he talks to them, they all live here because they want to. They are free to leave if they wish.
Sirius: ….
Sirius: …. How many snakes exactly are in here?
Regulus: We lost count around the 25 mark. It was at the 10 snake mark that we transformed your room into a sanctuary for them. Isn’t it adorable?
Sirius: Not the word I was going to use, but sure…
Help finding this fic
OK so Harry and Draco are engaged from a young age Harry is raised by Wolfstar Like they adopted him He is the heir to the Potter and black Family Harry doesn't truly have friends besides Draco until they get the hogwarts. They have a shared cat/kneazle That adores Draco and is a bit fat. Harry still meets Ron and Hermione on the train. At 1 point on the way to hogwarts across the black lake Harry and Ron gets soaking wet and when Draco sees he Casted a drying spell on Harry to dry him off and Ron makes a comments can I get one of those and Hermione asks him how he knows that's spell already They are still Sorted into the respective houses that they are Draco was concerned about falling out of favor with Harry but Harry Insures him that hes never gonna fall out of favor when I last read it they were in 1st year and if I remember correctly that it was only 3 chapters so far And Draco makes a Comment that Harry is gonna be the head of the black Potter and malfoy while he is the consort of all 3 families.
Please help me find this I've been looking for it for a long time I remember reading I cannot find it again And sorry for being a little conjumbled I was typing as I remembered And I believe that it was on A03 When I remember it fits that style of that website It's a look of it and layout I will add more if I remember more
happy birthday, reese <3
For @r33sespieces :)
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“Shh, no, you have to be quiet.”
Sirius pauses outside Harry’s room, cocking his head. Harry’s been holed up in there since shortly after dinner, but Sirius hadn’t thought too much of it. It’s been pissing down all afternoon, and Sirius figured both of them could use a lazy day. For his part, he took a luxurious nap earlier, and the newest book in a romance series he’s been following arrived by owl post this morning. He’s looking forward to curling up with it in front of the fire. If he’s lucky, maybe Harry will come downstairs with his chess set later and ask to play a game together.
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I need this to be a fic OK this but also it think about the blood quill And how they would react to umbridge All the kinds of h*** that would be embraced it would be great
While also being absolutely adorable, if Harry had been raised by Jegulus and Marylily there’s absolutely no way he would have been forced to compete in the triwizard tournament.
Crouch Sr would have been like “I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do, the contract is legally binding” and then the next day the Marauders and Slytherin Skittles burst into the great hall (Lead by Barty of course bc he’s nothing if not a petty bitch) like “I THINK THE FUCK NOT”
They would raise so much hell it wouldn’t even be worth it forcing Harry to stay in the tournament.
America: My wrist hurts.
Canada: Why? You stayed home from the meeting because you hurt your ankle.
America: I had to write ‘I will not be stupid, and hurt myself ever again’ like, a million times.
Canada: Who made you do that?
America: Me.
Canada:
America: It needed to be done.
America really lets Canada talk to him in ways no one should EVER be talking to the only world power.
Pffft are you kidding Matthew can talk to Alfred however he wants. Canada has Big Dog Privilege, but the big dog is actually a huge baby in need of constant support and affection, and Matt’s the one to provide it 90% of the time. Even if Matt is ripping him a new asshole, more often than not, Alfred will respond like a kid being scolded by their mild-mannered parent. It helps that when Matthew really blows up on him, Alfred almost always deserves it. Matt receives more apologies from Alfred than anyone else on earth, which makes sense based on geography alone, but is additionally layered with the special privileges (and burdens) Canada holds in relation to its only neighbor. So while the brothers do often engage in shouting matches, in the modern day Matthew almost never sees any negative consequences from their arguments, and usually receives apology gifts shortly after.
So yeah, Matt might provoke the nuclear-powered hellhound now and again, but the hellhound usually responds like a kicked puppy. Sure, he got kicked because he tried to bite someone’s arm off, but he’s still a kicked puppy. A nuclear, world-dominating, over-militarized puppy who would die if it meant keeping Matt’s love and support.
The Devil’s Brigade (also called The Black Devils and The Black Devils’ Brigade and Freddie’s Freighters, officially the 1st Special Service Force), was an elite, joint World War II American-Canadian commando unit organized in 1942 and trained at Fort William Henry Harrison near Helena, Montana in the United States. The brigade fought in the Aleutian Islands, Italy, and southern France before being disbanded in December 1944. The modern American and Canadian special operations forces trace their heritage to this unit.
It was at Anzio that the Germans dubbed the 1st Special Service Force the “Devil’s Brigade.” They were referred to as “black” devils because the brigade’s members smeared their faces with black boot polish for their covert operations in the dark of the night. During Anzio, the 1st SSF fought for 99 days without relief.
It was also at Anzio that the 1st SSF used their trademark stickers; during night patrols soldiers would carry stickers depicting the unit patch and a slogan written in German: “Das dicke Ende kommt noch,” said to translate to “The Worst is yet to Come”, placing these stickers on German corpses and fortifications.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil’s_Brigade
Cryptids
The UK: We have these cheeky little buggers called fairies. Rater tricky little fellows.
The Nordics: This is a gnome. Lovely and silly little guys that protect your house. They enjoy a prank or two but it is always in good fun!
America & Canada: Don't go into the fucking woods! You thought you heard something? No you fucking didn't. You thought you saw something? Go TF back inside! You didn't whistle back did you? What do you mean you thought you heard your grandma calling you from the woods so you responded and then it spoke back with your voice? That sounds like your own fault and a you problem now!
Why, danke, you’re a groovy one yourself, Herr Devil.
@ask-hitman-jones
Lance: so let me get this straight… none of us are straight?
Shiro: doesn’t look like it buddy
Lance: ok but don't you see a problem with that?
Pidge: what do you mean?
Lance: a bunch of gays in space
Hunk: yeah?
Lance: Gay navigating! Being gay gives us more fabulous points than anyone else but it means we can’t follow directions for shit!
Keith: oh shit he’s right
Lance: how the hell are we gonna get home
Allura: relax, I can read a map. I'm just that powerful of a lesbian
Veronica: I only want one slice.
Lance: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.
Veronica: Lance, that’s two. You just stacked two slices on top of each other.
Lance: Shh, Ronnie. Not when you eat it like this.
Lance: The body doesn’t know.
Lance: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.
Allura: What was the first?
Lance: It's very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.
Pidge: Keith! The floor is lava!
Keith: *rolls eyes*
Pidge:
Pidge: Keith! The floor is Allura dating Lance!
Keith: *leaps on Shiro’s back, hisses*
Allura: exCUSE ME?!
Pidge: Hey Matt, what’s it called when you shoot someone on Halloween?
Matt, without looking up from his book: Trigger treating.
Pidge: No, it’s homicide.
Lance and Hunk: *cackling* “Trigger treating”.
Zethrid: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Haggar: Please never become a surgeon.
*in a crowd and Lance loses everyone*:
Lance: I know!
Lance: *stands on chair and uses hands as a megaphone*
Lance: LANCE MC-FUCKING-CLAIN SUCKS
Paladins and BoM: *no noise at all*
Lance: *sad*
*huge explosion in the distance*
Lance: *hears angry Galra screaming*
Keith: wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIN’ QUIZNACK WHO SAID THAT
klance puppers!
Shiro: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Allura: [sighing] It's Lance's turn ...
Lance: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Hunk: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.
Lance:*staring at Keith* in all my 16 years of life he is the most beautiful man I have ever seen
Shiro: YOUR ONLY 16?!
Lance: yeah and Pidge is 15
Shiro: WHY ARE YOU ALL CHILDREN! Allura did you know their kids?
Allura: I’m 17
Shiro: fuck
Keith: Lance and I-
Shiro: are getting married?
Keith: no I-
Shiro, pulling out a binder: sit down, I have the entire thing planned out already-
Hunk: Hey Keith, I like your top.
Lance: I have a name.
Hunk: oh my god.
*Lance, Pidge and Hunk walking through a haunted house*
Monster:*jumps out*
Hunk: *screams*
Pidge:*jumps behind Hunk*
Lance: your doing a great job buddy, mask looks amazing
Hunk: seriously dude?’
Lance: what? I see a good piece of costume I’m gonna compliment it
Pidge: that didn’t scare you at all?
Monster: yeah a big guy missing his freaking arm pissed himself before
Lance; oh yeah I’m way to apathetic about my own survival to be scared anymore. So tell me did you make this yourself?
Lance: you can’t tell me what to do your not my top!
Shiro: fine I’ll call Keith then
Lance: no wait
Hunk: man Allura and Shiro are such a power couple
Pidge: could you imagine how beautiful their kids would be
Lance secretly Allura and Shiro’s time traveling son: yeah… I bet they make great parents
good morning ❤
A fan animation where Shuri wants real life reference for her Black Panther designs :)
Keep it appropriate guys but other than that it's up to you the votes that go to this will be also counting along with the votes on my Instagram you can go there if you wish it is ruler_of_shadows_nightshade so if you want to try again to hear your voice more whichever is more popular on what you guys want to see what's wrong on the Whiteboard