Ninja-freak

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

When the Emperor is asleep.

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

Sketch pile commission for @snowontheradio of a whole bunch of glutton knights! The painted one is their character Augustine, and the dragon is Augustine’s totally-not-girlfrienemy Linnae. I took some artistic license with their armor, because I’ll take any excuse to draw some of that late medieval articulation. Oh baby, look at those joints.

The rest of the knights are just general fun with the concept!

dude where’s my

ability to experience pleasure in the things that give me a reason to live

H E L P

who the fuck even thought wat anything above 10 °C is an okay temperature to live

Blooming Kinetic Sculptures Built with Wire by Casey Curran

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