Ninja-freak

When queried, coworker who wants to play in my campaign said he hasn’t made his Commissar yet because his reason was that he’s a slut.

Him: I know, I haven’t read anything yet because I’m a slut.

Me: … Can you make your Commissar slutty?

Him: ASSLESS CHAPS?!

Me: ASSLESS CHAPS!!!!

And then we both started standing like this because there are always convenient gusts of wind, and he always has to have his butt out.

Him: ARE YOU GOING TO DRAW THIS? *while posing*

Me: HOW CAN I NOT??? *posing too*

Him: If you draw it I’ll do it.

Me: Don’t challenge me.

Andrey Surnov evening traffic 1 subway shipyard crane cranes evening traffic 2 evening traffic 3 night shop 1  6:00 AM shooting gallery dark street pizzeria night shop 2 red café

more art by Andrey Surnov

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

Christian Lacroix Haute Couture Spring 2007

there are 2 things i love to draw and its reaper in trashy outfits and genji’s butt

u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability

Grace Jones perform at Afropunk Festival located at Commodore Barry Park in New York City on August 21, 2015

Here you go: A giant squid with the creepiest fucking arms ever caught on video on an undersea oil rig.

Here’s the video>

Master of Castelsardo - Archangel Michael. The 16th century