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Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Was too fun to make.

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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@ the anon that send the ask that started with Dee and Rem getting drunk, i saw your ask and i wanna let you know that 1. it made me giggle. 2. Yes they would ABSOLUTELY do that. And 3. Im sadly not gonna answer it because i wanna keep the blog as pg as possible im so sorry GDHGDDH

Also @ the other anon that sent an ask abt Dee's hair, i saw it too im just waiting for motivation to Hit because i wanna make a doodle of it gdhdhs

Music you’ve probably or probably never heard before and I would recommend

Tally Hall: Band that basically made whatever they wanted until they stopped making music. really, they made hard rock, rap, and whimsical stuff all in one album. very Beatlesque.

Jellyfish: 90′s band i don’t know much about, but theyre similar to Tally Hall

Jack Stauber: The guy that made that Peppermint song and Buttercup(oh, I’ll do it sometime). he’s got a youtube channel with short little songs paired with claymation, vhs-type animation, irl video, all in one and more

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME: They’re an indie band with a new-wave type feel. got dire lyrics and catchy, fun tunes.

Tori Amos: Alternative and punk artist that started in the 90′s and is still going. she’s got a lot of slowish songs and some upbeat ones; I recommend “Raspberry Swirl.”

Bryan Scary (and the Shredding Tears): the man usually makes music ALL BY HIMSELF, and occasionally adds other people. he’s got the piano playing of Elton John and the voice of Billy Joel. sounds like 70′s pop.

Cosmo Sheldrake: like the more whimsical brother of Hosier.

Beach Bunny: girl who writes tumblr aesthetic songs; gives you nostalgia from when you were never alive.

Studio Killers: masters of party music. You’ve probably heard heard them before, just didn’t know who they were.

Lemon Demon: Heard one of his songs. So groovy, I melted. same guy that made potter puppet pals. genius.

MIKA: reincarnation of Freddie Mercury.

Mother Mother: Haven’t heard much of them. “Oh Ana” is good for you if you’re interested in cool chords and anorexia(i think that’s what it’s about).

*Exception* The Beatles: Yeah I know you’ve heard them before, but just don’t let their music die.

Arlie: Beatlesish nostalgia feel.

Jade Bird: Awesome woman on guitar who writes 90′s-type hits and throws you back to the 70′s.

Listen to them all, even if it’s just one song. Any additions?

So you seriously don't know what podcast to listen to next? On tumblr? Alright...

Buckle up bc this is the storytelling fiction-podcast Megapost. These are all fiction podcasts that are not Talkshows, but storydriven. Some i have listened to, some I havent. Most, if not all of these, you can probably find on YouTube or Podbean.

DONE: (7)

These are podcasts that i have finished or caught up with as of March 2020. I can't speak for newer seasons, but I'll try to give an impression of them:

Welcome to Nightvale

(a classic and many people's hook into podcasts. Tells the story of a strange desert town through local radio. Complete with all kind of LGBT+ representation, a gay canon main character, absolute weirdness and a lovably terrible antagonist, this still running podcast is an absolute must-try)

The Penumbra Podcast, Juno Steel Plotline

(The story of a genderfluid depressed detective on mars and his dangerous dance with a mysterious master thief, told in a beautifully sound-designed ongoing podcast.)

The Magnus Archives

(This still-running podcast starts relatively slowly but really takes off after the first season, telling one short horror story per episode and building a intricate metaplot about an asexual archivist with big dumbass energy and his assistants)

Wolf 359

(A walking pop culture refrence, a mom-friend boss, a crazy russian scientist and a glitchy AI live and work in a space station about 7 light years from earth. Besides a plant monster, mutiny and betrayal, this finished podcast also has a well-rounded and memorable cast that you'll be sure to love)

Eos 10

(Dr Ryan Dalias is transferred to Eos 10 as part of the medical team, which formerly had been led by a drunk misanthrope and a nurse with a very particular skillset. While trying to deal with a hypochondriac royal, an abnormal Christmas tree and a terrorist, this rather lighthearted podcast has its genuine moments)

Gay Future

(a more or less sarcastic podcast based on the fanatic homophobic ideas of Mike Pence, this short podcast is set in a dystopian future in which everyone is gay and makes fun of YA books, heteronomy and a bunch of other stuff along the way)

Alice isn't dead

(an extremely atmospheric podcast from the same people that made nightvale which follows an anxious truck driver looking for her wife. A lot of American Gothic, excellent atmosphere and genuinely heartfelt comments on love, humanity and freedom make this a true experience)

IN PROGRESS: (7)

Podcasts that i am currently listening to/catching up on and thus can already reccomend, but not fully comment on.

Within the Wires

(one story per season, the first being subliminal messages being told through relaxation tapes)

Archive 81

(a young man is sent to categorize an entire Archive of tapes in a remote storage unit. Nothing goes wrong, of course. Really takes off in the second season)

The Bright Sessions

(the recordings of therapy sessions for supernaturally talented humans)

Kingfalls AM

(the Radiostation of Kingfalls, a weird little town in america)

The White Vault

(a rescue team is sent to a remote outpost in the arctic)

The Habitat

(a team of trainees is sent to live isolated in a simulation of a space station. Not fictional, real life recordings)

Start with this

(a podcast about making podcasts)

TO DO: (33)

Podcasts that have been reccomended to me but that i haven't tried. Feel free to add reviews or podcasts.

Wooden Overcoats

The Black Tapes

The Adventure Zone

Palimpsest

Starship Iris

Limetown

Ars Paradoxica

Kakos Industries

SAYER

The Amelia Project

Inkwyrm

uncanny County

Star Stripper

Radiolab

the Truth Podcast

Alba Salinx

The Penumbra Podcast (Second Citadel Storyline)

Zero Hours

Outliers

Death by dying

Mission to Zyxx

RABBITS

Station to station

caravan

The 12:37

Under Pressure

What's the frequency

We fix Space Junk

beef and dairy network

the bunker

the far meridian

girl in space

mabel

Podcasts as random images I have saved on my phone

Kaleidotrope

The Magnus Archives

Wolf 359

The Penumbra Podcast

Wooden Overcoats

King Falls AM

Dreamboy

Welcome To Night Vale

The Two Princes

The Bright Sessions

I like to think that Navy went looking for Army first

A New Kind of Experiment Chapter 3: Making Music

Summary: It’s time for Logan and Roman to give the Human his first test.

Characters: Logan, Roman, Virgil, and Nate (Procrastination)

Warnings: None, I believe

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Roman hummed under his breath softly as he went over the first test for his and Logan’s new subject. It was the day after the Explorers had delivered the young Human to them and while they had given the Human the first day to get used to his new space, it was time to start the actual observation and tests.

Keep reading

INVADER ZIM ISSUE 48 THEORY TIME

this is gonna get very spoilery, so if you haven’t read issue #48 yet, better scroll

spoilers. scroll while you can!

ok. SO.

my theory is that, Zim number 1/Dib in the Zim suit? is actually Dib post 10 minutes to Doom. 

he got his Zim’s PAK attached to the back of his gigantic head. as seen here: 

I’m gonna bet that this Dib, after getting Zim’s PAK stuck to him and realizing he was BECOMING a Zim, decided to exile himself to save Earth. He’s becoming Zim, and that explains why he has no nose or ears, his weird teeth and his two hair scythes that look like antennae.

This Dib, after starting to become Zim, decided that he couldn’t let his Earth be conquered by himself, so to save it, he found the Pandora Cuadrangle and built the Zapper, which is in fact a gigant Zim trap.

He’s luring the Zims from all the Earths with an irken distress signal to trap them in the Zim void, where he’s been able to contain them and prevent them for conquering their respective Earths. for a whole of 6 months.

that’s it, that’s my hot take.