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I straight up do not trust you if you did not enjoy a single book you had to read for English class. I know they assigned some real stuffy stinkers and the curriculum varies across districts but not one? Not The Outsiders? Not The Picture of Dorian Gray? Not Fahrenheit 451? Not even Frankenstein? Damn. That’s crazy.
If 6 year olds were YouTubers they'd be making 35 minute video essays called like "The Problem with Tag" "How Toys get You to Play Longer" "The Brown Cow Chocolate Milk Theory" "We Need to Talk About Pretend"
I wish wine tasted like sprite
still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic
“Once in a Lifetime” with every second beat removed
jeopardy question: it's the "dribbling sound" beloved by NBA fans everywhere. me: what is donk donk donk. sport noises for $800
whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk
return of the jolly ogre
return of the jolly ogre
“The Dungeon”
Olivier Schrauwen
Mome v14
moon
saturn
smell this or you're fired
Are you can gay
Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause