HEADCANONS!
-Euclid is the ruler there, doesn't matter what type, he just is. "EUCLYDia".
-Scalene used to be an asssistant for Euclid then they fell inlove
-Scalene is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she tries her best to see but if you lay a finger on her family, she WILL kill you.
-Euclid doesn't trust people so easily and is always aware of the people around him. Always notices the bad in people
-Euclid shows his love through gifts.
-Scalene shows her love through physical affection .
-They both throw Bill the biggest birthday parties. If you don't come, you will be publically executed. /J
-Bill is slightly closer to Scalene because Euclid is always away for business trips leaving him and his mom alone at their house
-Euclid always brings something home after the business trips. Clothes, Foods, etc.
-Scalene teaches Bill how to use different types of instruments and how to paint because she thinks it could be relaxing for him
-Euclid teaches Bill how to play chess, gives him tips on how to be a good leader because he wants his son to be just like him when he grows up.
-The whole Euclidia being destroyed thing happened when Bill was in his early teens, It just makes sense to me.
-They wouldn't blame him or resent him for destroying their dimension including theirselves. However, If they found out what crimes Bill committed, they'd be dissapointed.
Bill is lowkey very powerful like a fledgling god because his father,euclid is known as the godfather of geometry
He flickers red like his dad when angry and blue when he is sad like his mom.Aka the emotions he truly express represents his parents
His powers being blue came from his mom scalene.
Euclid will draw stars for bill like pentagrams,hexagrams or more to cheer up bill despite being hurt he gave his son medicine.
Scalene has post-partum depression because of bill's "disorder"
Scalene and euclid will wreak havoc on who dares to hurt bill ever since as a baby and that's where bill has his habit of destroying realities came from.
Euclid teaches bill how to be a mentor that bills do in gravity falls,based on how euclid is a mentor of archimedes.
Scalene will make the baby bill go up(which is actually just north) to play along with his son's visions.She would also decorate her son's room with glow in the dark stars to see her son happy
Scalene and euclid met when the stars are aligned unknowingly,same with birth of bill
Scalene always sings with baby bill lullabies before tucking bill to sleep.She is the one who bill runs to whenever he has a problem.
Scalene has depression issues while Euclid has anger issues
Euclid tried to understand bill's 3d vision by explaining how 2d is to 1d.But secretly he refuses to acknowledge it is the same to their world despite being true,because he knows it will break everything,He won't let his son do that.
My headcanon is that Euclid would sometime let baby bill wear his pant,it often falling off bill's head despite their efforts.My other headcanon is that scalene had a passion for song and both her and bill would sing together
RAHHHH
A family picture
Bill Cipher giving subtle hints of him loving his parents in his own book is my roman empire.
He practically called his dad a handsome fella aww :D
Bills parents!! I have been loving drawing these two-
I added yellow into both of their color schemes because I wanted to show how Bill reflected in both of them, AUGH
Also yes, Bill made Scalene his mama a stained-glass star she wears because I thought it was the cutest idea ever
Also, Euclid is a BAD DAD in my universe. The fact he hasn't even been mentioned makes me think he was either neglectful or just not a good parent at all which,,, I have so many thoughts (as we know from my previous comic about Bill's anger reflecting his dads) ALSO SIDE NOTE Euclid is wearing the ring on his top hat!! I thought it was a cute concept
Twitter ate it up I hope tumblr likes it too
delulu family
Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!
The one who wages
(war)
Shamura gets the oldest sib lore and cannon event too *sobs*
Okay I have this theory where The Goat is Lamb but in another parallel universe, where instead of Narinder being the one who waits, it is Shamura the god of death. What do you guys think about that?
“He goes to a different school I swear!”
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