Oattymeallio - Oatmeal

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

Tim: You can't just run around here shirtless! Where's your binder!?

Jason: Shit! Where is my...... Did you forget I'm cis?

Tim:........maybe. It's hard not to when your tits are bigger than mine

Damian: You forgot too, idiot

Jason: Why don't you wait until you're taller than my tits before you run your mouth

Bruce: I will give you each $500 right now to talk about anything else

original / idea from @bugflies00

Weekly art 12: Doodles for volume 2

can't wait to be back next year <3

i’m going to start creating swear words

I have no idea if this video will work (I really hope it does) but here’s an idea I had floating around my head for a bit

Still not awesome at animatics but I’m getting better💪

Skulker: Is that why you keep calling yourself "Danny"?

Johnny: That's his name.

Skulker: Is it?

Danny: Yes! You never bothered to find out?

my life is a crack show slam poetry, but its not really poetry its just a drunk guy on a stage trying to ryhme shit

I was made a bill cipher humanisation

I rewatched gravity falls and was make my childhood dream come true - drawing own bill humanisation….

Here is some sketches