Latest Posts by oattymeallio - Page 3
Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruce’s too?
Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.
Tim: How old is he?
Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So he’s 3.
(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didn’t know about.)
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3 years ago
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Damian: How old are you?
Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: I’m a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.
X-men '97 as text posts
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Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.
It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.
I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.
Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.
Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.
He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.
“alfred come look at my evil plan”
“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”
EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:
“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.
Something just occured to me.
Jason's full name is Jason Todd. Jason is a Greek name, coming from Iason which means "to heal". Todd is German, from Tod, which means "death".
His name literally means "to heal death".
big and litol wing art dump ^_^
here is the fic from the third one!!! go read it rn !!!!!!
yes im very normal about them :)
*makes a minute long edit*
Imagine knowing you’re hotter than your crush’s twink boyfriend…
Anyway this is based off of this Madilyn Mei song everyone go listen to it and then draw some romance to go along :)
Now have some alternate lyrics that made me laugh way too hard:
i need timbernkon with timkon OBSESSED with their very pretty, very deranged boyfriend.
i need them to keep track on him, literally clinging to him like their lives depend on it.
and I need bernard to shower them in affection and touch because they're crazily touch starved.
incorrect quotes (pt4)
Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.
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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-
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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”
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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.
tfw your boyfriend is the number 1 shipper of you and your best friend
this came to me in a vision
[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter (X) reply chain. Red Robin (@/spleenless) writes, "Where there's a screen.........." Under his caption is a picture of the Batcomputer, which has the Ao3 homepage pulled up. He is not logged onto his account, if he has one. Someone with the user "Gregg rulz ok" (@/nitwenjoyer0) replies, "Ao3 on the batcomputer is insane" with four crying emojis after. Both tweets were posted on April 27.]
"Benny Dow" being Bernard, ofc.
wdym robin 121 wasn't just gay chicken?
it's never too early for nudes
oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
Dick: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Bruce: You could of said literally anything else.
Dick: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Bruce: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random things. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Happy Birthday Timmy!!
Weekly art 12: Doodles for volume 2
can't wait to be back next year <3
The way Jon mirrors Talia's pose.
YJ inspired Jason I stare at you
Dick: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me. Jason: I think killing a titan would fix me. Tim: You want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid. Clark: What are these words? Bruce: Don't ask.
AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note
"Two of them are yours the third one is free"
And Bruce rolls with it
Tim: I could fix Batman
Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead
Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!
Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you
Jason: Aw, thanks Tim
Tim:
Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...
Jason: Stop it
b word
grilled cheese
yEaH “wHaT iF”
au where instead of wanting to murder his own replacement, jason just decides to. replace somebody else. and that's now dick ends up in an increasingly ridiculous back and forth fight between himself and some random fucker who keeps showing up in a nightwing costume pretending to be him
dick's never been more pissed off in his life. theres literally nothing he did to deserve this, and now he has to fight for the vigilante persona HE created? it only gets worse because the more frustrated dick gets about the whole situation, the funnier this fake nightwing seems to find it.
it gets personal when damian starts calling the fake nightwing his big brother too. of course, jason was there first, but dick doesn't know that. and it's driving him fucking insane
he thinks that he's got the guy when he stands on top of a building in the middle of a massive fight, tries to do a quadrupal somersault, and promptly eats shit in front of everybody, but instead of realising he's a faker now the rest of the underworld thinks that nightwing's losing his touch.
he cries in alfred's arms at the injustice of it all.