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Merthur Modern AU

Merlin was late for work, his first day of work to be exact. He already knew he'd be cutting it close so he had no time to stop for breakfast and barley made it out of his small apartment clothed. He was running to say the least, well until he landed flat on his face.

The busy streets of the city, the smell of sewer systems, which was lovely. The staccato footsteps of passerby's, horns of cars, and the random guy on the corner preaching. New York City in all of its glory.

Arthur Pendragon was sitting in his car. New York City the last place he'd ever want to be but, as destiny would have it that's where the family business is located. Not exactly everyone's dream job but his duty. He had promised to look after the business after his mother passed and the Pendragons where not a family made on lies. The light changes and Arthur begins to move forward until he sees a man fall right Infront of his car. Leaning his head out of the window he yells to the man

"Get the hell out of the road some of us have places to be"

"So do I your highness, my apologies for falling down"

Merlin quickly responds. All the time while just focused on being late. He jumps up as gracefully as he can. Which no fault of his isn't graceful at all. The stranger then yells again

"Get out the road"

"You get out of the road"

"I'm meant to be in the road you ass"

Arthur watches as the man gathers himself up running off mumbling something the whole time. 'Well dangit the light is red again bluming idoit.' He thinks to himself

Merlin is proud of himself he's only a minute late so no one will notice. When he walks into the office he is greeted by Gwen shoving a coffee and bagel his way.

"Thank you?"

"Thank me later the CEO's kid is coming to look at our branch today so get to work please."

"What? Okay, okay, thanks Gwen."

"Of course Merlin."

Merlin runs to his desk to get to work.

Arthur is nervous. He had never really like attending business things no matter how important they were to the company. His father would cart him around when he was younger using him to brag about all the things Arthur had done. None of which were Arthur's choice but oh well that's life. Today he had to check out the branch in New York. His Father had decided it best for him for this task but Arthur thinks his father just didn't want to have to travel far.

He stand in front of the doors to the office. Straightening his red tie as he walks in. The Manager of the location greets him.

"Hello Mr. Pendragon, it's lovely to have you here today. I'm Lancelot if you need anything I'll be in my office."

"Please call me Arthur and thank you Lancelot."

...

(I don't know what else to write rn so if any of y'all want more tell me. Tbh this was just because I'm bored and I love office romances where they get into a little fight before they learn one is the boss and I just felt like it would work with Arthur and Merlin so yeah)

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i'm curious to know the ratio of writers to readers on ao3 so here's a poll. when i say writer, i mean people who have published works on ao3, doesn't matter if it's once, or if it was ages ago, or if it's a regular occurrence. when i say reader, i mean people who have never published a work on ao3. the reader vote still counts if you don't have an account on ao3. if you're a writer who is also an active reader, please still click on the "writer" option!

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

THE NEW MOVIE JS SO GOOD AHHHHHH

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

You know what really hit me hard in the Barbie movie?

That scene at the beginning where Barbie goes around her normal day, at the president's office, at the court, at the nobel prize ceremony...

All the Barbies, when being complimented on their achievements, being told they're doing an awesome job, when they, themselves, talk about their work and what they've achieved...

None of them doubt it. None of them are awkwardly trying to go 'oh it was very hard, I had help, it wasn't that important..."

No. Instead, they own it. They are confident. They know their value, they are not afraid to say 'I am good at what I do. I wrote an excellent book. I am great at being President of Barbieland. I am strong. I am a doctor and very good at my job. I am a lawyer and me showing feelings and empathy does not diminish my work in any way."

That scene actually hit me even harder than Gloria's speech. Because how often have I been hesitant to say I have done a good job, how often have I done my best to tone down my achievements because I didn't want to be seen as bragging, because I myself wasn't even sure it was that good, because I never think it's good enough?

Too often.

I'm going to try and work on that. Because I am badass, and I write good stories, and I deserve to be proud of them.

Because I AM good enough.

So umm notice for everyone. The companies are out to get me.

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

*makes a mistake* *nearly throws up about it*

Wtf I was not expecting this today

"all sins are attempts to fill voids" what a line. what a fucking line. i will be angry for the rest of my life that i did not write this line.

Something about how conformity won in the end, proven by how Todd matches Nolan's steps perfectly despite what Keating teached them earlier in the film

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

Don’t get wrong I eat up those little fan fictions about Arthur thinking Merlin is scared of magic and what not but, Merlin’s best friend literally had magic in Arthur’s POV so like he knew Merlin was chill with magic. Like Ik it’s fanfic and all that but it low key make me mad sometimes. Also like it’s right there that Arthur even though knowing Merlin is okay with magic loves him anyways and doesn’t make him out as an enemy WRITE ABOJT THAT. Sorry I just feel very strongly about this.

@books-poetry-tea omg thank you for asking! So the introduction is Understanding Poetry, Pritchard is saying how good poetry is something measured by graphing it’s qualities. Poetry is yk a form of art which expresses any emotion you can think of. Poetry is a deeper way of people allowing themselves to be vulnerable and all that. On the surface I am the pages. I represent a type of scale weighing the good and the bad but sometimes my ideas of bad and good are blind sided by everything around me. So the scale Pritchard made shows human excellence not human expression. Which like omg this scene is so important to me because it really encompasses the meaning of the film. The boys ripping out the pages is them finally allowing themselves expression over excellence. I am the pages because I have become blinded by the expectations set in the environment I’ve grown in. So when the boys rip these pages away they are essentially allowing the pillars(tradition, honor, discipline, and excellence) or the expectations that have been set for them to brake away which in turn relates to me by ripping away toxic traits I’ve learned and need to unlearn.

Thank you for letting me ramble (•3•) idek if what I said makes sense but it makes sense to me so…

You know everyone in the Dps fandom is like I relate to Todd or I relate to Neil or literally any of them but tbh I relate to the introduction pages.

Yk thé pages they rip out because it puts a box on creativity so they throw it away.

Yeah I’m those pages.

No I will not explain (unless you ask please ask I want to explain)

You know everyone in the Dps fandom is like I relate to Todd or I relate to Neil or literally any of them but tbh I relate to the introduction pages.

Yk thé pages they rip out because it puts a box on creativity so they throw it away.

Yeah I’m those pages.

No I will not explain (unless you ask please ask I want to explain)

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We've all heard about the "can I buy you a drink?" bar flirting trope.

But this is Tumblr.

And I'd bet good donut money that we're more likely to spend time in a bookstore than a bar/club.

So without further ado:

A Merthur fic with Arthur coming out of that Lake in Modern times.

They find each other and are happy and Merlin shows Arthur everything of this strange new world. Everything is exciting but eventually they need to go to sleep.

But Arthur can’t sleep on Merlin’s very normal but adequate bed.

So Merlin gets him the nicest softest Mattress of all worthy for a King.

Arthur still can’t find sleep.

Then Merlin resorts to a replica of beds of medieval ages.

Arthur confirms that it’s just like his old bed but he still can’t find sleep.

Merlin brings him to one mattress shop after another to find the right thing.

At last Arthur find the right bed and immediately falls asleep.

It’s a waterbed.

And then it’s Merlin who can’t sleep in it.

Omg omg BBC Merlin as descendants. Here me out!!!

Arthur as Ben

Merlin as Mal

Morgana as Evie

Gwen as Doug

It makes perfect sense to me tbh because magic which everyone thought was evil was cast out to the isle. Then Prince Arthur thinks they should implement change so he suggests a program to bring druids over to Camelot from the isle. His father is unhappy due to what happened to his mother but allows it thinking it’ll teach Arthur a lesson. Cue Arthur getting love cookied by Merlin and falling in love even though the spell wears off. Balinor wanted revenge at the thingy and it adds up cause he’s a dragon lord so he try’s to attack everyone and Merlin stops him accidentally killing his father causing him to become the dragon lord. Don’t ask me how the third movie would work out idk ooh or Balinor could be like hades idk just some thoughts.

The scene for ridiculous with all the knights as the team would be sm fun though. Also this stuff wouldn’t keep coming into my head if the pendragon siblings wouldn’t be so in love with their servants that they would sing cheesy love songs to them.

With Speak Now TV out I am a different person because in 1 hour and 44 minutes I will have transformed into something else

my favorite sapphics <3

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

- A.R Asher

Merlin would get so mad the next day he gets his covered up by a sword(Excalibur).

Merlin would absolutely get Arthur's name tattooed after Arthur dies (probably while he's drunk). He starts regretting it when Arthur comes back.

Merlin just refuses to undress in front of Arthur for three years before Merlin is drunk enough to show him. Arthur, because he's drunk too, laughs. They fight about it for a week, before Arthur decides to get a Merlin (bird) tattooed on his shoulder.

Merlin: that's not fair

Arthur: why?

Merlin: yours looks COOL!!!

Hunith was probably constantly worried about Merlin. She did all she could and she new Camelot was dangerous but she didn’t know where else to send her son. Her only child she had to send directly into the line of fire.

Do you think she waited for a letter from Giaus saying he got caught? Constantly worried she would lose her only son.

Then when she finally gets to see him again I bet she was so relieved because he looked okay. Sure things were hard being the princes manservant and all but he was loved and she knew that. Even after see just how much Arthur cared about Merlin she just waited for that letter.

why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot

Omg Merthur but it’s kinda like little mermaid plot line.

Merlin saves a man he found in the woods but he used magic so once the man starts to wake Merlin runs.

Instead of him singing it’s like old English and Arthur we already know would send all the knights to find this man.

Once Merlin shows up to like work for Giaus Arthur is drawn to him and keeps making up injuries to see him. Merlin ofc won’t say anything about his magic.

Some rando Druid dude comes and claims he’s the man Arthur heard. He actually wants to kill Arthur. Merlin then reveals himself to save his man.

They get married and live happily ever after.

This all came about because I believe with about a doubt that Arthur would belt wild uncharted waters like no tomorrow.