Happy Valentine’s Day, Kinky People!

Sometimes I just wake up and I’m automatically a baby girl and I have daydreams of a daddy deep inside me taking care of it and whispering to be quiet because it’s morning. And then I realize I’m all wet and my juices are running down my legs and I didn’t even touch myself. 🙈

And then he slides out and baby has to clean him up, but it’s okay, because she needs a bottle with milk every morning so she gets enough protein.

Then baby follows daddy to the shower because it’s fun to kneel down and wash him up.

“Daddy, I’m still wet, though...”

“I know, but you have to wait until tonight, little girl. Only daddies cum this early.”

~OtWC

Me: listen, I'm the kind of boy your mother warns you about

Me 20 mins later: S-so am I your good boy? Please be gentle

**literal dream**

Gimme a lil boy! 🤗🤗🤗🤗

When I Ask You If I Can Do Adult Things

It’s not because I actually want to do them, it’s because I want to hear you say, “No, baby, you’re too little for that.“

So, tonight, I darkened my hair and got cute bangs for the first time in about 15 years. Cue 10/10 picking up Daddy Doms more easily.

Yessss

Favorite

K, but this needs to be a sweet little boy shopping with their mommy, and when they get sad about the price tag, mommy smiles and hands them their credit card.

This also works for big boy toys and Amazon.

Only rule: All da little boy cuddles and coos must commence immediately after. 🤗🤗🤗

~#OtWC

Me: *Sees a fluffy fuzzy stuffie in store*

Me: I need it!!! *procedes to carry it around the entire time*

Friend: are you gonna buy it?

Me: *looks at stuffie, looks at them, looks at price tag* hhhhhh noooo….

Friend: are you gonna put it back then?

Me: *pouting* yeah… I guess *reluctantly puts stuffie back and whispers* I’m sorry I love you

Happy early birthday, baby?

~#OffTheWallCouple

When people have no depth...

Like you literally don’t understand how boring you will become to me if it seems like the only thing you want me for is sex.