Amazing “Precious” Insects By David Chambon

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On 20 April, 2008, Brazilian Catholic Priest, Adelir Antônio de Carli, attempted to set a new world record for flying the longest attached to a cluster of balloons. Using 1000 balloons, Carli was said to reach altitudes as high as 6000 metres. At some point during this voyage, Carli disappeared. Balloons from his contraption were later discovered floating in the sea. He had equipped himself with a parachute, five days worth of food and water, a GPS device, and a phone. On 4 July, 2008, Carli’s waist and legs were discovered floating in the sea. The rest of his body was never found.

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I HAD MANY ALIEN ABDUCTION EXPERIENCES AS A CHILD. I WOULD WAKE UP, FROZEN WITH FEAR, UNABLE TO TALK OR MOVE BUT STRICKEN WITH AN ANIMALISTIC PANIC. THERE WOULD BE THINGS WATCHING ME FROM JUST OUTSIDE OF MY VISION, PROJECTING INTO MY MIND. WHEN THEY HAD GOTTEN ME THAT FAR, THEY WOULD BEGIN TO LEVITATE ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. LATER - I SAW A TRIANGULAR UFO BY THE BAY BRIDGE, IT WAS ENORMOUS & JUST FLOATING THERE. LATER - I SAW A SERIES OF FLASHING LIGHTS OVER THE SAN FRANCISCO HILLS HIGH IN THE CLOUDS THAT LASTED FOR OVER AN HOUR. THEY WERE COMMUNICATING. UFOS ARE REAL.