Olimponero - My Little Corner Of Madness

Okay but imagine. Percy’s going to high school post canon, and he, being extremely attractive, is instantly popular. He has a lot of friends, some fake, some genuine, and he can tell which are genuine. A lot of girls also try to flirt with him, but obviously he’s dating Annabeth, so he shuts them down real quick. However, his instant popularity and unintentional wooing of girls gains him instant dislike from some of the guys who had already been popular. They want to teach this newbie a lesson. Thing is, they find out very quickly that roughing him up won’t work. Any attempted fight ends with him pinning his arm against your throat with your back to the wall and a warning to leave him alone. He even managed to come out on top when it was six v one. So they resort to the next best thing.

Words.

At first, nothing seems to bother him. Sneering comments about his looks and stuff bounce off of him like rubber, and he usually responds with a sarcastic comment that leaves them floundering for words. (Percy once got a severe panic attack in class after someone mentioned a bottomless pit, and they mocked him about that once, but it ended with Percy’s foot on someone’s throat and a dangerous gleam in his eye that sent the message to never, ever joke about that if you wanted to live.) But then that changes when they find a new topic to target. The ‘ringleader’ of the popular guys who dislike him, Brad, shares literature class with him. The lit teacher at that school likes to publicly humiliate students who don’t do well on tests or essays by not-very-subtly announcing their grade when they get their paper/test back. One day, Percy gets an F on a test, and Brad notices that he seems more sullen when he sees how he did. He also has noticed that Percy is no slacker, and does genuinely try hard on his schoolwork. He mockingly teases Percy about his grade, and Percy tenses for a split second but then just rolls his eyes.

But that split second was enough for Brad to know that he’d found a weak spot.

The group redoubles their effort, viciously tearing him down with taunts about his grades, his intelligence level, everything and anything they can think off. And Percy knows it’s stupid, but it starts to get to him. Because he (thinks he) knows they’re right. And though his mask of impassivity never breaks, Brad can tell that their comments get to him.

When they find out he has dyslexia, it doesn’t deter them (cause they’re assholes) but instead gives them something new to also mock Percy about. They tease him inside of class and out, sometimes volunteering him to read when the teacher needs someone to read for the class, and mocking him/over-exaggeratedly stuttering when he inevitably slips up once or twice. The tip of his ears turning bright red is the only tell that their words are humiliating him.

It all escalates when Brad’s girlfriend, Lena, dumps him in favor of trying to get with Percy (hilariously unsuccessfully, as it turns out). Brad is furious, and the group is ruder than ever before, constantly harassing him. Percy is not the type to take this lying down, and snaps back with sass (as he had been doing from the very beginning as well), but they know they’re still getting to him anyway. One day, Percy is talking to a very pretty, sweet looking blonde girl who none of the guys recognize (it’s Annabeth visiting Percy cause her school is on break) and as they’re walking past the pair, who are discussing where to go on a date, Percy says, “I think that-“

But that’s as far as he gets.

“Let me stop you right there,” Brad interjects, interrupting him. “I know whatever you’re about to say is going to be moronic, since you began it with ‘I think’ when you clearly can’t think.”

Which isn’t Brad’s most creative taunt, but Percy had gotten a C on an essay earlier that day (which had been an opinion essay. He’d gotten a C on what he thought.) and so he just glares. It was also Brad’s first mistake. Annabeth is fuming by the end of Brad’s sentence.

“What did you just say to him?”

“What to Per-C minus?”

Second mistake. Annabeth blinks at him, her anger growing at the nickname.

“You like that?” Brad says, somehow misinterpreting her fury for being impressed. “We’ve also got Doesn’t Know Jack-son, and-”

Annabeth grabs his wrist and twists it sharply, not enough to break bones, but enough that it hurts. By the end of their conversation with her, Brad and his group are promising to never talk to Percy again, and they mean it because they do not want to risk the wrath of this blonde girl if she finds out they broke their word. Once they’ve run away with their tails between their legs, Annabeth turns to Percy. She’s prepared to rant about how those guys were moronic jackasses, but she sees his expression and instead pulls him into a hug.

“Listen, Seaweed Brain.” She stops. “You know, when I call you that, I don’t-“

“I know, don’t worry,” Percy interrupts.

“Good. Anyway, don’t listen to those guys. They’re completely wrong. You may be boneheaded at times-“

“Hey!”

“-but you’re not stupid. Not even close. You’re really, really smart and clever, and they don’t know the first thing about you. Don’t let them get to you. You’re smart and funny and loyal and cute-”

Percy pulls away from the hug, waggling his eyebrows. “You think I’m cute?”

Annabeth sighs in exasperation. “We’re dating. Yes, I think you’re cute.”

Percy’s grin grows and he wiggles his eyebrows again. “You think I’m cute.”

Annabeth rolls her eyes fondly, and interlaces her fingers with Percy’s, tugging him out of the school doors. “Yeah, yeah, Seaweed Brain, you’re cute.”

(As they walk outside, Percy turns to a random passerby, points to Annabeth, and says, “She thinks I’m cute.”

Annabeth drags him away, muttering, “I can’t take you anywhere.”)

Il problema non è il problema,il problema è il tuo atteggiamento verso il problema,comprendi?

Capitan Jack Sparrow

Annabeth Chase Headcanons

She is amazing and deserves love. 

Her hair is almost always in a messy bun

It’s just easy 

And so much more effective 

And Annabeth lives for effective 

I mean, come on, her attention span isn’t great 

But she wants to do well at everything 

She more or less refuses to wear skirts 

And she’s not overly fond of cats 

She finds them down-right disrespectful 

She loves dogs, though 

Really loves dogs 

She would never, ever admit it 

But she loves it when Percy kisses her forehead 

Because, secretly, she likes feeling protected 

And safe 

And cared for 

Because she’s never really felt like that 

She and Piper definitely have so many sleepovers 

Where sleep isn’t actually a thing 

And they get so high on sugar 

And watch Disney movies 

Coz Annabeth’s never actually watched any

Hazel and Rachel try to teach her to draw 

She cannot draw 

Architecture? 

Yes

She understands the concepts and can draw straight lines and stuff 

Details and shading? 

Never going to happen 

And swimming’s not the best

She can do it, sure 

But she’d quite like to stay out of the water, thank you 

Percy’s helping her 

She and Jason have the nerdiest conversations 

With so many references no one gets 

Except maybe Piper 

And when she and Leo work on a project together 

It’s outstanding 

Absolutely genius 

She and Magnus talk a lot now 

She teases him over Alex 

And he keeps sulking 

Because she’s already dating Percy 

Ok,but imagine if WB and Netherrealm studios made a fighting game like Injustice or Mortal Kombat,but with HoO characters,using BoO book cover for the game cover too

just some lil au ideas to keep in mind

your girlfriend decided to kick you out at 3 am and I tripped over your boxes of shit in the hallway in my drunken trip to my apartment now I’m half passed out in a pile of your clothes au

every time you sneak out of your damn house you go through my yard and my dogs won’t shut up and I am tired of it prepared to be soaked with water guns on your way to your next party au 

when we stopped at the red light we were both blasting the same song au 

you thought you were alone in the hotel gym so you decided to sing eye of the tiger at the top of your lungs whilst exercising and I found it so entertaining I just had to meet you and tell you how I am now your biggest fan au

does my mail really accidentally get sent to your house this often or are you just taking advantage of my magazine subscriptions bc when you bring it by the corners of a few pages of my gossip magazine are always folded  

“I have been driving for the last 5 hours and all I want is some god damn beef jerky, so GET YOUR HAND OFF THE LAST PACKAGE ON THE SHELF YOU MAY BE HANDSOME STRANGER, BUT NO ONE IS STANDING IN BETWEEN ME AND THAT SALTY SNACK” 

I was trying to get revenge on my friend for putting foil in my microwave but it was dark and I was full of adrenaline (and maybe a little drunk) I’m so sorry that I wrote dick with marshmallow cream and glitter all over your window au

why the hell is this mall so big and the map so confusing?? Please help me I’ve been looking for a bathroom for twenty minutes au

“sir I can’t give you any more samples this is the third time you’ve come here today” au

you’re used to people having to look up at you and being intimidated by your height, but now that I’m standing you’re a bit surprised to find me eye to eye with you and now you’re starting to regret that snarky remark au 

“what do you mean you’ve never seen the lord of the rings?? prepare yourself for a fucking marathon and lots of coffee my friend” au 

I somehow always get you as a cashier at walmart and its always when I’m buying the weirdest shit at the weirdest time “A head of lettuce at 3am?” ”its a long story” au

you just caught me cleaning up some graffiti on our apartments and congratulated me on being an awesome person and decided to help me clean but little did you know I was only cleaning it so I could have blank canvas au