Olivervander-blog - Mattock

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes, even though I post stupid bollocks when I’m drunk. This community is awesome

Ok, I’m a bit obsessed with the batshit crazy movie RRR- can anyone with an understanding of physics explain how fucking impossible what comes next in this scene would be? Looks awesome but how would Ram get enough momentum?

A classic. Second series of Dexter = best series of Dexter

I’ve done this.

“Mate”

I think the kink community should use more weird/silly honorifics for dominants. Master/Mistress, Sir etc. are all well and good, but why not have some fun with it?

Milord. Doctor. Your Grace. Your Holiness. Your Eminence. Chef. Chief. Admiral. Monsignor. Deacon. Coach. Cap'n. Quartermaster. Lieutenant. Consigliere. Padrone. Godfather. Capo. Alpha. Gaffer. Guv'nor. Governor. Mister/Madam President. Skipper. Tyrant. Supremo.

Just a thought.

I remember the first Pokémon games

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!