projecting my thoughts onto my current hyperfixation don't mind međ« đ( "house song" by searows on tt got me in the mood)
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ONE of the most important rules of the Galactic Federation concerns humanity. If a human ever says âHold my beerâ, either stop them, or run.
150 word challenge! Eddie has to watch Hermes and Tom while the dads are out! We need more Eddie interactions lol
150 words exactly!! I'm proud of this one! It's a lot harder than I thought to finish a whole idea/scene in so few words. But it was a good sort of challenging!
"Grandpa Eddie! Grandpa Eddie!"
"Yes, Hermes?" the man questioned, snagging the child off the ground to stop the constant running. Hermes giggled as Eddie pulled them further and further into the air.
"Tom wants a snack! He's hungry," Hermes claimed.
"Oh, Tom wants a snack? Not you?"
"Me too! Me too, Grandpa Eddie!"
"Well, we should go ask your brother what he wants for his snack, shouldn't we?"
Hermes barely hesitated before agreeing. "Yeah, Tom can choose the snack!"
The child in Eddie's arms began wriggling around to escape the hold. The grandfather released Hermes, only to watch them speed off in the direction of their brother.
"Hey Tom-tom, what snack do you want?"
"Snack? Can have juice? And carrots?"
"Of course you can have juice and carrots, Tom," Eddie agreed easily, ruffling the small child's hair gently, eliciting a grin from the boy. "Do you want the same, Hermes?"
"Yes, please!"
Desertduo Vigilante AU Masterpost
Welcome to the Vigilante AU Masterpost, every single post that is important to the story will be found here.
Remember, if I donât answer one question immediately, thereâs a high chance it will be explained in the future, or it was already explain in comics or asks.
Feel free to ask anything still !
Fanarts and Fanfics are VERY welcome, tag me on them or send me the link.
COMIC PARTS
Part 0
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 // 4.5
Part 5
Part 6
ASK (that are important to the plot)
What do they teach on University
Why they canât realize they are the same person
Character designs (that arenât in comics) 1
Ages
Design talk 1
Powers 1 2
Everyoneâs Roles: CUB JIMMY JOEL/LIZZIEÂ PEARLÂ TANGO
I quite genuinely don't remember if I've sent this before so if I have deal free to delete
Vampire Sausage, Dragon Fwhip, Elf/Demigod Scott and Siren Jimmy
Scott is the only one Sausage can regularly feed on because he's the most human, siren blood makes vampires like they're on something/hj and dragon blood is very bitter
All of them are Fwhip's hoard and he likes to cover them is redstone because shinys!! One time another dragon hybrid noble flirted with Jimmy and Fwhip may have almost burned down the tavern but it's fine!
I'm basing Scott after how gods work in The Kane Chronicles because I can. So Aeor can float in Scott's head but mostly leaves him alone. This leads to moments where Jimmy has to be held back from fighting the god that lives in his boyfriend's head. Scott wraps his wings around the others to help them warm up when it's snowy
Jimmy's voice is rather weak for a siren (because he got shot in the throat and died in 3rd life lol) but still very powerful. He can't force you to do anything that your 100% against like murder but if you've genuinely considered it he can shift how much your willing to do it. Sirens are more protective of areas then objects like dragons are. It's more of a get of my territory then get away from my horad.
I still find this true but also fun because of afterlife origins. Fwhip dragon canon!
Jimmy held Tom close to his chest, grinning gently at his son as the boy blinked up at him in wonder. He never would have thought that his relationship with Joel would allow for such a blessing. A tiny fist wrapped around the bandana tied at his neck, causing Jimmy to laugh lightly.
âYou like your Paâs bandana, Tom?â He whispered, bouncing his son gently as the child grinned at the sound of his laughter and voice, the movement causing the infant to also begin to giggle.
An excited figure bounced into the room, grinning from ear to ear as he approached Jimmyâs hip, Hermes coming to a pause only to look directly up at Jimmy, âMr. Sheriff! Daddy said I had to be quiet, but that I had a new baby brother!â
âYou do, Hermes. Do you want to meet him?â
Hermesâ eyes lit up in excitement, âCan I?â
âOf course,â Jimmy confirmed, smiling at the child before casting a glance at Joel who was leaning against the door now, smiling as he watched the three interact. Jimmy kneeled down so that he was closer to Hermesâ height, tilting the infant in his arms so the boy could see him, âThis is your brother Tom.â
âMr. Sheriff, I love him. Heâs so little though! Do you have to hold him all the time?â
âFor now, we do. Why donât you sit down, that way you can hold him safely too.â
âI can? How do you hold a baby?â
âIâll teach you, Hermes, donât worry.â
Hermes hesitated, âWhat if I drop him?â
âWe can hold him together if youâre worried,â Jimmy offered. âYou can sit on my lap and weâll both hold him.â
âThat! Please,â Hermes nodded, sliding onto Jimmyâs lap with wide eyes that were mirrored in the face he was staring at. Both children seemed entirely mesmerized by the other.
Tom reached out, his tiny fingers finding Hermesâ and wrapping around them.
Hermes gasped, having fallen in love with their younger brother all over again, âIâm your big brother, Hermes. Iâm going to protect you forever, Tom. I promise.â
Stewjoni are ancient bioweapons. Designed to hunt darksiders Au
The first time the troops see Obi-wan drop his human facade is when he tears Pong Krells throat out with his teeth.
Obi-wan had been having an uneasy feeling about the other Jedi and had diverted to check in when he saw what the man was doing. Then felt the darkside dripping off the man.
He completely lost his composure. He didn't even try to use his saber. Just launched himself at Krell and tore into him.
In the end Obi-wan was standing there in a daze as he calmed down. Blood all over him.
The troopers that witnessed the scene are in shock. Too stunned to move.
Finally Waxer and Fives pull themselves together enough to approach.
"General Kenobi? Wha-" Waxer starts. Biting his tongue when the jedi snaps his head around to look at him.
His eyes are glowing. Not yellow. Waxer feels a blinding wave of relief at that. Not sith yellow. But blue, with a hint of green. Some of his freckles are glowing too. A strange bioluminesance that theyve never seen displayed before.
"Sir, you okay?" Fives gathers the courage to ask.
Obi-wan blinks. The dazed, almost feral, look in his eye fades. He swollows, then grimaces. Likely from the blood in his mouth. He clears his throat and opens his mouth to answer.
His teeth have changed. Now slightly longer and sharp.
"'M fine." The redhead rasps. Voice holding a hint of something guttural. "The men?"
Waxer glances back to the troops. They still havent moved, but they also seem to have relaxed a bit.
"Fine. Everyones fine. General, what happened just now?" Waxer asks.
The jedi makes an odd trilling noise. "Ah... I may have... Lost my control. I apologize for scaring you all."
Five snorts. "Scaring us? General that was the hottest kriffing thing ive ever seen!"
Waxer doesnt hesitate to punch the ARC trooper.
Can I ask how you do rendering so well? Iâve been trying for a while and Iâve only been able to figure out basic shading.
firstly, Thank you!
Secondly, heres a fun behind the scenes of my art! I start with choosing a consistent environmental light. This is something to help the character seem more grounded in the scene. This can be as simple as making a new layer and flooding it a light colour to set everything in the same scene.
Next is figuring out where the lighting is coming from, and making the shadows and THEN where the light actually hits as a part of the shadow/multiply layer. I make an additional layer for overlay for the brightest highlights!
the rest is honestly just studying how light lands on different objects! like learning the planes of the face is super important and im still learning how it works!
This is a wonderful reference I use a lot, as well as honestly??? Just experimenting and practising! learning about things like different kinds of shadows and contouring is always good.
Hope this helps!
You, the queen of a fairy tale kingdom, got cursed to give birth to a princess whoâs going to live her life isolated in a tower the first 20 years of her life. Narrate how you avoid your daughterâs fate.
and of course the classic
We need like âunclench your jawâ posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
idk another sw:tcw au
Everything is the same but jedi in addition to being force sensitive are mythical creatures (dragon!Anakin, selkie!Obi-Wan)
idea 1
212th gets a briefing before meeting Obi-Wan which explains why they should never touch his Coat. The thing is, the briefing forgot to include a picture. Obi-Wan's Coat is perfectly safe and hidden while Cody gets an aneurism posting armed guards next to every cloak Obi-Wan dramatically sheds in battle. Obi-Wan thinks that Cody makes him pick up the cloaks after himself as a disciplinary action.
-Cody, dear, would you please fetch me my cloak? -General, I'm flattered but I'm not ready for marriage.
idea 2
Dragons have an innate need to hoard. Generally gold but not necessarily. Anakin hoards people. If he could have his way, he would gather everyone in one place and perch somewhere up high so he could keep an eye on everyone. Anakin loves vode piles.
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
If clone troopers would have to choose their own last name (like Cut Lawquane), what do you think each of them would choose/make up?
I shall start:
Cody Hardshore
Jesse Skylighter
Wrecker Sunbomber
More fake screenshots for my fic Interviews with the Jedi Order
because i love yâall, iâm sharing my familyâs recipe for apple tea (traditional fall/winter drink in west asia, turkey, and many areas of the balkans)
itâs like a more delicate version of apple cider and i basically live off of this stuff when the weather starts to cool!
1 large apple or 2 small, shredded (you can use a cheese grater)
3 cups water
1-2 cinnamon sticks
2-3 pc clove (optional)
honey to taste
1 tsp of lemon juice (add at end)
green tea (optional! some versions call for green tea but i actually prefer it without. up to you!)
throw it all in a pot and let it simmer on a low temperature for an hour or so. while itâs simmering, it will also make your home smell delicious! (if you make it with green tea, add the tea at the end, about five minutes before taking it off the heat so the flavor doesnât become bitter from oversteeping). strain into your cups and enjoy hot.
end result:
I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.
This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?
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So I noticed in A:TLA, and itâs carried over in LoK, that Airbenders always seem to have an advantage in a fight. And at first, it felt like plot armour, particularly in A:TLA.
But when Aang fought Bumi, he lost most of that advantage. And I realised that this wasnât just plot armour. Someone had sat and worked it out: nobody has had to fight Airbenders for generations.Â
None of the other nations have had to train to face them, or practised sparring with them, or anything. Apart from Bumi, no bender in the show has ever even met an airbender before Aang comes along. And in LoK, for the most part people still havenât. We never see fights between those who have (for e.g. we never see Tenzin and Lin fight); when Korra and Tenzin use airbending, its a unique fighting style that people arenât trained to manage.
Itâs a really small detail, and it fundamentally works to give the heroes an advantage (and make up for Aangâs young age and lack of combat experience), but I love how itâs an advantage in combat for completely logical reasons.
The detail in these shows is amazing.Â
I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozaiâs ass
do you see this shit my liege
Quinlan: IâVE FOUND HER! *Force pushes Obi-Wanâs bedroom door open*
Obi-Wan: *jumps out of bed, lightsaber in hand, recognizes Quinlan* Yes, Quinlan, please barge into my quarters. I wasnât sleeping.
Quinlan: THIS ISNâT ABOUT YOU OBI! I AM HAVING A CRISIS.
Obi-Wan: *falls back on bed* What crisis?
Quinlan: *collapses beside him* MY NEMESIS, MY TRUEST ENEMY!
Obi-Wan: âŠMadame Nu?
Quinlan: What, no. Jocasta has been regulated to third under MY RIVAL and your skeevy grandmaster.
Quinlan: Iâve found THE COMPETITOR FOR THE FAIR FOXâS HEART. The one who kept slipping in with those cookies and scented thank you notes and who bribed the Guardlings.
Obi-Wan: I know I am going to regret this. But who?
Quinlan: Riyo Chuchi.
Obi-Wan: The senator from Pantora?
Quinlan: Obviously. A truly manipulative schemer. Despicable. Clever. Ruthless.
Obi-Wan: Are you sure itâs the same person? Riyo Chuchi is basically a sentient gummybear.
Quinlan: A gummybear soaked in 100% Pantoran vodka maybe. I thought I was unlucky Obi-Wan. Sheâs been sabotaging me for weeks and I didnât even realize it was intentional. I almost respect it.
Obi-Wan: âŠ.and what does that have to do with me?
Quinlan: As the biggest slut I know-
Obi-Wan: Retired.
Quinlan: As the biggest retired slut I know, I need your help seducing a man before that alcoholic gummybear wins.
Obi-Wan: If I help you will not break into my apartment for three months.
Quinlan: One.
Obi-Wan: Two.
Quinlan: One and a half.
Obi-Wan: Deal.
Quinlan: Operation Bag A Fox is a go.
I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the âkids are scaryâ changeling type horror movies.
This was fun!
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