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Art by • Frank Frazetta
We're carpooling to work
the concept creep of gooner:
niche fetish involving jerking off to porn (often edging) to the point of inducing a state of stupidity and cock/porn worship -> person who jerks off frequently or is obsessed with jerking off -> generally horny people -> anybody who has ever looked at porn or thought about sex ever -> “degenerates”
things the tolkien biopic needs to include:
tolkien being such a bad driver edith refused to ride in the car with him driving
young tolkien and edith dropping sugar cubes on the heads of passerby from the second story of a tea room
tolkien and lewis going to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears
tolkien almost ending his friendship with lewis because he hated santa claus making an appearance in narnia so much
tolkien’s entire writing group except for lewis fucking hating his writing because of all the elves
literally everyone hating going for walks with tolkien because he would stop and stare at every tree he passed for like 20 minutes
tolkien owning a goblet with the black speech (that he made up) on it and refusing to drink out of it because it’s an “accursed language”
tolkien inventing the “one ring to rule them all” verse while in the bathtub and jumping out
tolkien dressing up as an anglo saxon warrior and chasing his neighbors down the street with an axe
tolkien entering the room shouting beowulf in old english at his students the first day of classes
tolkien convincing his class that leprechauns were real
tolkien stealing a city bus while attending oxford and taking his friends for a joy ride
tolkien being a savage replying to a letter from the nazis
tolkien hating the beatles with a passion and refusing to let them make a lotr movie
tolkien hating his crazy american fans and calling them his “deplorable cultus”
“jirt”
Christ Crispy Treats. 6/10
let's slime on mama
[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.
[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).
doom skateboard trikx
yummers bro…..
wanted to draw something colorful and who better to use than my rainbow rats :D
Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.
overdose
The sillies
Dancing with a doll
Hullo again, I'm just here to show you guys my ranfren self-insert and all things I've been drawing related to it
First full body drawing, her name is Cato! Cause my name is Caro, so...yeah.....is it too cringe? Lol
This one is based on real life facts, yippie!!!
I love Sebastian, he has that kind of vibe that makes ya want to baby him, but he'd just look at you weird cause he's not a baby and doesn't need you patronizing him heheh
Anyways, I'm only publishing these cause my coworker told me I should, and it reminded me how 10 years ago my classmates told me I should publish my comics somewhere, and I never did, and now those comics only live on their memories (probably) cause I forgot about em
Love you all a lot, I actually do, even if we're not friends and I don't know you much
Muak~
Bye bye!
yooo I was chilling with @sall0 and drew her son🙏 (i love him)
Haii, uh just a silly request..can u draw nana or Satoru? It’s okay if u don’t have time but I’ll appreciate if you did draw one of them!! ♥︎
HI!! Sorry if it took a while, but here it is finally >:)
The beautiful snake woman from the basement!!
I'm doing...
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Art trade with @nuri4ever!
Nuriseb it's so cute 😭🫶
✿ 𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐎𝐂 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐊𝐈𝐍 ✿
main fandoms consists of specifically the minecraft movie, trigun and ranfren!
psd credit ; https://www.deviantart.com/kittenkaiju/art/plastic-heart-a-freebie-psd-coloring-939686965
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Dancing with a doll
Face transformation ♡
Rukia kuchiki ❄️
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert
happy lesbians