What's Our Party Like?

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

Jonah Magnus around the 1810s and 1840s because who doesn’t love a 19th century bitch

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

some sort of love poem

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him