Mario Is A Slut And A War Criminal

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

Two more weeks of gender!

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

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