So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.
physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll
i'm rereading the percy jackson books and i'd forgotten how weirdly funny some of the chapter titles are
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just learned that Im deeply compelled to draw Jon needlessly tiny
why are literally 90% of the people i know absolute idiots. they are buffoons. fools. they need constant surveillance or else they'll just forget that they need to breathe. i did not ask for this.
i am included in this 90% of people. i am a dumbass.
me as a dm: alright im gonna need y'all to make a vibe check
haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
thatch - they/them i like the sims a lot and also other things sometimes
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