I Am Not

“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”

Mark pays a visit to his mother’s for the holidays  Hope everyone has the chance to make fond memories before the year ends <3 Patreon is Cremexbutter

Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator 

;)

Reblog and say which one you got

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Be delicate

i broke a can opener and that's how my day has been

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry

guess who i’m talking about

did you guess? Well you’re fucking WRONG because it’s Susan goddamn Pevensie

They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in

her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is fucking busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that shit back

her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow

I like the pinks and purples under her bitchin as hell leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face