If You Think About It

Me: I’m a serious DM, who wants my players to be immersed in the game. I want them to BE their characters and get lost in a rish tapestry that we weave together.

Also Me: This town is made out of nothing but DENIM. They’ve got jeople (jean-people), jouses (jean-houses), a jown jall (jean-town-hall), and a jerchant (jean-merchant)! There’s even jater! (jean-water) What’s THAT!? Rolled a crit fail?? TIME TO GO TO THE DUNGEONS NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!

Finally some good fucking news

[ID: A quick comic done in bright colors of Helen, a woman with long spindly fingers, claw-like red painted nails, and a gray skirtsuit. It also features some random couple she presumably accosted on the street.

Helen, trying to lure the random couple into her yellow murder door: And this is a hellish nightmare death hallway with no way to escape.

Helen: Could be a nursery.

/End ID]

Helen goes back to work and honestly it’s basically exactly the same as before.

Ive been ghosting, Ive been ghosting along

Ghost in your house, ghost in your arms

the other day i had a fortune cookie and there was simply no fortune in it and i felt that 

me

What is a DM? A miserable little pile of bad accents

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

Case #0190509, statement regarding an encounter with a group of entities calling themselves ‘The Mighty Nein’