Boss Told Me It Was "my Turn" To Name The Bettas

why are literally 90% of the people i know absolute idiots. they are buffoons. fools. they need constant surveillance or else they'll just forget that they need to breathe. i did not ask for this.

i am included in this 90% of people. i am a dumbass.

Hot take of the day

the f in frog stands for friendship

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

goast

GOAST

goast

goast

goast

GOAST

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you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions

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