Paper-nightlight - 💫

the other day i had a fortune cookie and there was simply no fortune in it and i felt that 

important reminder: frogs are good

thank you for your time

Concept: sealed ancient evil unleashed after a thousand years of deathless slumber, except it turns out that its evil was defined entirely in terms of defiance of divinely ordained social hierarchies, and in the meantime the society of the land it once plagued has transitioned from a divine-right monarchy to a parliamentary democracy, so now it’s just having an existential crisis like “what do you mean blasphemy isn’t a crime anymore?”

*is handed a gender, promptly lists it on ebay*

those food cat memes always make me think of a kitten wearing a costume that his mommy made him

au where everything is the same but the magnus archives episodes are titled like famous youtuber vlogs so at the beginning of every episode jonny has to dramatically & ominously say shit like WOMAN MADE OF WORMS TRAPPED ME IN MY FLAT FOR TWO WEEKS! Story time! and I DONT REALLY EXIST *NOT CLICKBAIT* and Q&A: FILMING A GHOST SHOW AND WATCHING YOUR SOUND TECH GET BEAT UP BY AN ACTUAL GHOST

Finally some good fucking news

fellas is it gay to be gay