Giovanni Is So Stupid I Love Him

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

those food cat memes always make me think of a kitten wearing a costume that his mommy made him

why are literally 90% of the people i know absolute idiots. they are buffoons. fools. they need constant surveillance or else they'll just forget that they need to breathe. i did not ask for this.

i am included in this 90% of people. i am a dumbass.

when ppl act like leaving gifts for fairies is to get the fairies’ attention so they’ll be kind to you~~ when really leaving gifts for fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

Have a great day today.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

usa? you know that’s not real

bear and bird are friends