Porch Swinging Spirit: A Hauntingly Peaceful Scene.

I think I just gained a new personal hero

Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it with their internet and cellular phones and the absence of regular tiger attacks

Friend: “How’s that book coming along?”

Me: “Which one?”

Friend: “You already finished one?!”

Me and my seventeen half-finished prologues of various novels and thirty other abandoned books with absolutely no endings: “Well, you see...”

Every day when I drive back from my college campus I see this sign that says “Bike Stripers” and every day I get super excited about the idea of seeing hot girls stripping on motercycles before I realize it’s an auto shop. Every day. My brain forgets every day that it’s an advertisement for the auto shop. Apparently I’ve got a thing for hot girls on motercycles. And apparently it causes my brain to short-circuit for a couple seconds.

love to purchase items but at what cost

Time to go dig up another grave! You know, for science...

I finally found it! The best explanation of my sexuality (demisexual):

Mentally: a romantic

Physically: an asexual

Spiritually: a fucking slut

America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

There are many aspects of male culture that I wasn’t expecting once I started passing, but one of the ones that confused me the most was how many guys wanted to shake my hand??? Like, this is not a job interview my guy, we are in a d&d store??

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