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parkeryourefired

8 years ago

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone else who says differently is selling something.

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true love princess bride dread pirate roberts

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parkeryourefired

9 years ago

Stars

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parkeryourefired

8 years ago

When the ending to one of the "great novels of the 20th century" sucks.

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bad ending Cop out just...blah

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parkeryourefired

7 years ago

X_X

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parkeryourefired

8 years ago

The worst thing about wondering if it's better to be dead or living is not knowing the experience of being dead, and once it happens, there's no way to communicate the experience irrefutably.

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alive dead

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parkeryourefired

7 years ago

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I till drink drown

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parkeryourefired

8 years ago

It's all just a dream.

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dream

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parkeryourefired

9 years ago

How many hats could the Sorting Hat sort, if the Sorting Hat could sort hats?

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harry potter sorting hat hats sorting Questions keeping me up at night mysteries of the universe

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parkeryourefired

9 years ago

Gettin deep with Horace and Hagrid.

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harry potter hagrid Horace Slughorn heavy stuff man

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parkeryourefired

9 years ago

My favorite episode of SpongeBob was on today at my medical building. I didn't get to watch it because I had to be an adult for all the Boots in the room who were intently staring directly ahead despite no orders to do so. But, one day they will realize it's okay to be more than a statue in public settings.

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spongebob The Idiot Box best episode ever imaginaaaaaation sad Boots secure that happiness no fun in public be free Boots

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