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This is my absolute favourite 😂

Eli: Can I get some advice? Like, flirting advice?

Stiles: Szczenię, I wooed your old man with sarcastic bitchiness and ideas for murder.

Eli: ...never mind.

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Eli: Dad, can I get some dating advice?

Derek: I didn't realise I was dating your Ta for the first six months. I gave him deer teeth as an anniversary present.

Eli: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Eli: Hey, Dziadek?

Sheriff Stilinski: It took me a year to realise your babcia was flirting.

Eli: OH, COME ON!

Love this 😂

Smash or Pass? by nddshkwch on AO3

PLS GO READ IT IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY I SQUEALED AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MUCH JUST THE SUMMARY HAD ME GIGGLING LIKE A MAD LAD Y'ALL CHECK IT OUUUUTTTTT

I am stuck on the dumbest idea ever.

Werewolf Claudia Stilinski.

As in, there was never any dementia and she's the one bitten in "Wolf Moon" because she heard her dumbass kid ""sneaking"" out and follows him and Scott.

hc that Clark doesn’t get the human instinct/reaction of a gut feeling or the hairs standing up on the back of your neck since he’s Kryptonian, so sometimes Bruce just freezes up and says “something’s wrong” and Clark resigns himself to it like ah yes, that weird human thing again and is baffled when 99% of the time Bruce’s gut is absolutely right

So like dumb headcannon I have is that stiles dad used army chants to help stiles complete a task when he was a kid (adhd goes insane). The sheriff was in was in the army before he became a cop, so like his sergeants used to do when he was in training, he belts out a chant and stiles responds. (I know nothing of the American military system. As I am not an American or military)

So stiles just starts using the same chants when training for lacrosse, and then when training with the hale pack. Scott is actually so fucking pumped to be able to chant back now that he doesn’t have asthma.

It starts at the very end of a training day when Derek is going all “I’m am the alpha” on them and the pack is exhausted. So under his breathe stiles just starts chanting. And Scott responds, and back and forth they go, to the confusion of everyone listening. And somehow the win against Derek. (He was confused and let his guard down, surprise attack)

So then the pack just starts using chants. They use it in lacrosse training which gets picked up by the team. They use it at games to intimidate other teams. Anytime a team member sees other out in public they just belt out chants to each other and then completely ignore that it just happened. Sometimes other people around them will join the in. That made for a surprising 8am grocery visit for the sheriff. One moment he was grabbing kale and the next he was back in training.

And in pack training which is a way to boost morale and let out steam. Eventually they come up with their own and sometimes they have competitions to see who could make up either the best one, or the worst. They also use it to wake up other pack members by screaming it at 3am.

Stiles is having the most productive time ever.

This is adorable. I love it and needed to share it, I don’t care who sees it lol.

I love this so much 💚

Sterek idea: Stiles magic actually revolving around strings, like with his murder board, and that one scene with Lydia where she plucks the string. But he doesn’t know, it’s just something he learned from his mother.

He keeps string in his pockets and tied around his fingers. He ties string bracelets around the wrists of the people he loves as protection.

One night when Derek come over to ask for research sometime during season 2/3. Stiles just looks at Derek and sees how mentally, emotionally and physically drained he is. So without thinking he unties the red string from his pinky and wraps it around Derek’s pinky. Maybe also presses a kiss on the knuckle.

Derek is so confused about what just happened but he doesn’t want to untie the string from his pinky. He also doesn’t know why he suddenly wants to hunt down a deer and give it to stiles but he’s going to ignore that.

(Scott who sees the string around Derek’s pinky proceeds the wear as many of the string bracelets that stiles made him over the years…because he’ll be fucking damned if Derek is the only one wearing stiles strings. This becomes a status among the betas with how many strings and how colourful the strings are. Derek is only one to have a red string. The betas buy stiles red strings to get him to complete their collection but he never does. He growls at Erica when she tries to steal his string)

And then Stiles gets kidnapped and none of the werewolves can pick up a scent, it’s like he vanished from thin air. Derek is losing his mind when he feels a tug on his pinky, and he swears he can see a red string floating from finger into the distance. He follows the string and finds Stiles. The string falls of his finger when he rescue a stiles but he ends up picking it up and puts it his wallet.

When they get married Derek ties the string around his wedding band. And Derek always make sure to buy stiles as much string as he wants.

#wheresthelie

you would think that after the millionth time stiles is right and saves their asses they would be like "hey guys I think we should listen to stiles he seems to know what's going on" and yet