👆 Truest Shit Anyones Ever Said

[Interview with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the Jonathan Ross show, ca. 2004, just after the release of SBaHJ 5 Electric Boogalive]

My wife (ao3) is away at war (Error 503) and I do not know when she will return

Cleo isn't messing around....

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

ENOUGH drawing those minecraft youtubers as twenty-something twinks can get some middle aged men with smile lines and grey hair at least