penguinweeb
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There's an up-and-coming Tech Giant, called Fenton Works, and Batman is determined to prove that the company is a front for a villain.
Danny, after his parents turned from Ghost hunting to being the first official Ghost Anthropologists, decided to repurpose some of their weapons.
And, well, there was a contest being run by Wayne Enterprises; whoever can design a robot that will help the environment got prize money and a grant.
Danny, in all his mechanical engineering prowess, was bored. So he designed a thing. Repurposed the Fenton Guns into a cute robotic tortoise that would clean the beach.
It spiraled from there, and now Fenton Works is the leading name in green technology that's cleaning up the Earth bit by bit. Sea Dragon robots that clean oil and trash from the ocean; beach tortoises that clean the sand and beach and deposit their hoard of trash into designated receptacles that Danny uses as material to make more robots; Cryptid "stalker" robots with long legs that delicately patrol forests to perform "fuel management" and clear out the underbrush to help manage wildfires; moving gargoyle robots that sit on top of skyscrapers to help clean the air with huge sail-like wings, etc.
Basically, Danny pulls a Doctor Elisabet Sobeck, but with less world ending and more actually helping. (Not that the world ending was Elisabet's fault, of course, but different franchise)
And due to the number of times aliens try to attack and rogues send their own robots to attack people, naturally Danny installed self-defense protocols, along with one single golden rule written into the very OS of every single robot; Save Humans Whatever the Cost.
Problem is, Batman has never seen robots like this not be used for evil purposes, and he knows that their power source (a closely guarded Fenton Works secret) is some sort of liquid that glows green.
He really only knows of one liquid that glows green.
So he's determined to find everything he can about Fenton Works, because there's no way that Daniel Fenton isn't actually a villain in the making.
Danny's just thrilled for the chance to work with Wayne Enterprises.
Source: シルヴァー
Special thanks to lavitaoscura for cleaning!
imagine with me Danny ends up in Gotham some how and is a mad scientist that is hired to make cool shit and gets BANK but then the bats crack down on the shit and they see a 13 year old boy with big ass goggles with machinery all around him and looks up for a second before glancing up again as if confirming what he saw and then slowly turns around “Hi…? I swear if these are one of my delusions than I will be complaining to HR- wait am I… HR?”
Danny ends up in Gotham after Nasty Burger happened, but to not become Dark Danny, he buried himself in machine work, using some blueprints from his parents' lab as a baseline and then eventually creating his own.
Some guy in Gotham found him one day and decided that he had a talent for making stuff like this, and that he'll pay Danny handsomely if he made some things for him, and, well. Danny was pretty low on money from his parents' bank account after blowing most of it on machine parts.
So he accepted.
Then the guy started requesting some other things for some other people and he eventually became his middleman for the big hitters in Gotham who wanted his stuff. Well, not that he knew his stuff was being given out to the big hitters that also include villains, since he spent most of his time just building, then eating, then passing right the fuck out, and repeat.
Then the bats crack down on him, and Danny's been making some shit for more than 24 hours already with no rest time and just a little snack here and there, and then he questions if he accidently inhaled something he wasn't supposed to because the bats are literally in his workshop/house.
So he thinks he maybe high as shit right now and then just treats them like they weren't there and goes back to making his thing because that one guy said a person with a fuck ton of money wanted it. Then Batman pulls him away from the machine and he's like: "Huh."
Still thinking this is a massive hallucination because he's high as a kite, he tries to get Batman to let go, but his grip is pretty strong, then he pokes him and then goes: "Oh, maybe this isn't a hallucination."
"Oh sugar honey iced tea."
I love eating food. It really keeps me going
I just thought of a funny DpxDC prompt.
Danny was at a convention in Gotham. He was also getting some unfavorable attention from someone that mistook him for a Wayne and get them to leave him alone when he spots Bruce Wayne. He immediately goes up to Bruce and goes “There you are dad! This guy won’t stop following!”
Bruce, barely paying attention, on cloud nine because one of his kids needs help, just helps Danny and threatens the other person to take them to court for stalking his son or something.
Danny says his thanks and leaves.
Bruce doesn’t realize Danny wasn’t one of his kids until later.
For the number/pairing
29 with enki and samon (possibly involving a bear trap? 🥺)
i'm going to take a guess on which prompt it is, please link it next time though as i've noticed people find prompts i did years ago that i haven't reblogged since then.
send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble
29. “I thought you were dead.”
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his patience was weighing; all enki could register was the excitable rambling nonsense of the child proclaiming to be his brother was spewing.
finally he stated firmly. "samon." and it immediately shut the child up looking at him. "if you want to train and become like me, walk two miles through the forest then back here." he looked into the large intimidating green of the forest and whined.
"awwww that's no fun!"
"then you will never be like me."
that struck an emotional nerve as he went wide eyed, almost teary eyed before shaking it off with a determined expression. "i'll become you faster then you became yourself aniki!"
"that makes no sense."
not listening to him the boy ran into the forest, the rustling fading until it was silent. enki sighing in relief, the panda to his side shaking it's head in disapproval as he went back meditating.
.........
the metalic 'snap' of a trap caught his ears as he looked to his right, his panda was unharmed. the snap was further away anyways in...the forest.
he sighed getting up and walking in, that damn kid got himself into something dangerous, how annoying.
"samon."
he walked a little faster, deeper into the woods looking left and right, how big was this place again? why did that even matter though? he was likely fine...likely...
"samon!"
he ran jumping over tree roots, leaping onto branches when the ground was too irritable for his bare feet, harshly landing in an opening.
"SAMON!"
"what?!"
enki almost fell back as samon popped out of the bush, panting lightly as the younger looked more confused and slightly annoyed.
"i thought you- you're-"
"-not done yet i know." he grumbled, coming out of it with a beartrap latched onto his tail. "but this stupid thing won't let me go!" he exclaimed shaking his tail growling, only to smack the metal trap on his forehead making him screech in anger.
a beartrap he thought, out here, so far away from him. if it didn't latch onto his tail he could've...
samon plopped on the ground panting, long enough for enki to lean down and pry the trap off his tail. sitting up samon quickly examined his tail, smiling as he stood up. "thanks aniki! i'll go fini-"
"no." the younger faltered at the sudden response, his pose drooping. "what?"
"we're...going to take a break." he stated, walking with the trap in his grasp. "come. lets replenish ourselves." at the comment of snacks samon quickly perked up following suite.
unbeknownst later during his snacking of the elder's absence back into the forest, and the brown bag he took coming out full with metallic clanking inside
dark green is a nice color. underrated
DC/DP Crossover Idea #37
Where when Danny gets de-aged instead of moving him to a different location or even dimension, Clockwork just…keeps him in his part of the realm.
Which leads to when the Justice League somehow comes into contact with Clockwork for whatever reason, they first see talk imposing creature with a purple flowy cloak before the middle of the cloak to reveal a bumbling and babbling baby sitting in one of those baby carriers.
DP x DC Prompt #1
Danny's halfa status gets discovered by his parents and they go full trigger-happy on him. He barely manages to escape, but he is severly wounded still. He's sixteen.
Dani (or Elle or however you wanna call her) finds him by chance (oh nononono Clockwork had nothing to do with this, wink wink) and yoinks him up to bring him somewhere safe. She's a little distracted, so she doesn't notice when she runs -or, well, flies- into a house. Literally. (nop definitely not Clocky's fault)
John Constantine nearly has a heart attack when two fucking ectoplasmic ghosts, the most solid, most radioactive, strongest, most destructive fucking ghosts crash through his window and land right in front of him. For some reason, the House of Mistery hasn't even cursed them despite being uninvited. He's like "welp, guess I'll die, but I ain't going down without a fight" until Dani starts crying and begging for him to help her brother. Then he's panicking because holy fuck these are kids, there's a bleeding dead child in his house.
Then Dani de-transforms and Danny's trandformation breaks as he falls unconcious and holy fuck now there's two very alive kids who used to be dead like, a minute ago and fucking shit that's a lot of blood.
So Constantine patches Danny up and Dani tells them they've got nowhere to go. She's a clone with noo family except for Danny and, well, his parents are the ones that almost make him go from half-dead to fully dead. On a whim, John decides fuck it and lets them stay at his house however long they need to. The House of Mistery is really fucking big after all nd it's already full of monsters and shit, what's two more ghosts to haunt it?
So they spend time together. Shennanigans ensue and a pranking war or two happen at some point. Those fuckers cause him so much trouble he's sure if he hadn't tricked his way into inmortaality he would be getting gray hairs.
Then, at some point, the ghost siblings do something that's incredibly fucking stupid like open up a book of spells constantine hadn't taught them yet and going ballistic through the house, chasing monsters and playing with literal fire. He fixes whatever nonsense situation they'd gotten themselves in (since when was he the one to fix other people's problems?) and scolds them for being dumb and irresponsible when he hits that oh in italics moment and realizes oh shit, I'm a father now.
He scoops them both up in an embrace and tells them thay could have gotten hurt and they both go oh shit, we have a father now.
Basically their dinamic doesn't change, except Dani and Danny call him dad sometimes. They talk about life and death and dying when he finds out they don't have a grave, not even a cenotaph!
The Phantom duo hadn't really thought it was that important. Sure, they were half-dead, but not all the way, why would they need a grave? They didn't even have a body to bury!
But their dad, with his magic, makes them each a gravestone anyway. He puts their names in it, on Danny's he puts his date of birth and death when he was 14, and on Dani's he puts the day she was created and the day she fell through his window.
"Why that day?" she asks. "I was already dead then."
"You were born dead. The dates on a grave are to mark a person's journey and tell their tale. I put the day yoour journey started, and the day it enden, when you came here to rest."
And that was that. He put their graves on the house's prettiest spot on the garden. He placed flowers and lit up candles on them. He put protections on them so nothing would be able to harm them.
Danny and Dani felt lighter, as if a weight they didn't know they carried suddently lifted. Their bodies filled with warmth and love everytime their dad left flowers on their cenotaphs or they left them for each other. They were thankfull for them now.
Meanwhile, the JL and the JL Dark were both getting worried. Sure, Constantine was always sectretive and distant, but this was already excessive. He barely picked any calls, and when he did he barely talked and sounded incredibly tired (Dani and Danny's fault). When they had a meeting, he looked like death warmed over. Tired, disheveled and depressed (damn he missed the little shits, he couldn't wait until the meeting was over to get back home) and he always got a longing look every time he saw one of them with their protegés (he really misses his kids, damn he's got it bad for them). This has been going on for a few months and he's only getting worse.
So they ask to go visit him. Y'know, to go check on him. Just to see if he was okay. Constantine's annoyed but his kids convince him to let his friends visit him. They don't want to be seen by them (they're kinda scared of strangers) but they think their dad should hang out with his co-workers. It's not healthy to be cooped up in the house, even they get visits from Sam and Tucker!
So the JLD came to the House of Mistery. They were just catching up a bit when some magic fuckery happens and somehow they end up on the gardens outside the house (which is really just some grass and wildflowers John calls a garden). Constantine tells them to stay there untill he comes back from fixing whatever the fuck that was.
Of course, they don't stand still. They go fuck arround the "garden" while they wait for him to get back, and they come across two tombstones. Their blood runs cold when they read the names.
Daniel and Danielle Constantine.
Daniel had been dead for two years, but he was only fourteen. Danielle had been born a month or two after Daniel had, so whoever their mother was had been already pregnant when Daniel died. The girl, just two years old, had died very recently. She died just when Constantine had started to act strange.
Their friend was grieving his kids. Fuck, they didn't even know John was a father! Where was the mother? Was he married? Why didn't he tell them? Was the mother dead? Why wasn't she burried there, then? Had she left? Was their friend grieving alone?
They got back to where their companion told them to wait in. Now they understood why he didn't want them snooping arround. They decided to help their friend however they could.
Misunderstandings happen.
Blister Pack 🩹💉👻
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Blister Pack is a dp x dc au brought to you by this prompt from @stealingyourbones and @mikami1992: What if the Project Kr cloning process required a touch more refinement than human DNA?
(Well, a hurt/comfort Ghost!Conner AU, obviously 😉👻)
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danny break-dancing
Danny (trying to stop people calling him Daniel): Hi I'm Danny, short for Danthew
I decided to do some glowy silhouettes again~ A few of these are Danny Phantom inspired but they’re all excellent practice!
A compilation of my Glow pieces from the last few days, a full Rainbow!! In total it has taken me about 3-ish days to design and finish all six figures and I’m very happy with the completed project :)
DannyMay Day 5 - Doorway
“Let me tell you of a story that begins a thousand different ways, but always ends the same…”
Dropping a new Danny Phantom OC let's do this
It's a ghost horse and its special power is looking like a real horse. It shows up in places horses simply shouldn't be
It doesn't seem distressed in the least but you can't just leave it so emergency services are called and there's a big to-do to get it to safety but as soon as you catch it, it vanishes
It also seems to just know when Phantom isn't around to expedite things so every time it comes back, officials are hesitant to bother circling the wagons. But what if it's a real horse this time? They can't leave a horse stranded, that's terrible.
Horse owners in and around Amity are put on an emergency contact list so authorities can ask if any are unaccounted for, or is it that fucking ghost horse again
Anyway, people take to calling it Cotton Eyed Foal because they're always left wondering:
Where did it come from?
Where did it go?
Must be messed up to wake up in a box in a hole.
did he really fall victim to the alt right pipeline or was he already insufferable and just looking for ways to justify his behavior
It's not MY fault they're so easy to whack with a comically large angst hammer
I offer you some meh quality Vertical Limit memes
we are LIVE here in world news watching the fall of (former) PMs all around the world and– wait, what’s this?
IT’S SRI LANKA WITH A STEEL CHAIR
One of my favorite quotes for this type of thing is from Winnie the Pooh.
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
If you're hurting, that's not a bad thing. It just means you cared.
Happy Pride month y'all!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨🌈
Why is there an anime version of dr doofensmirtz in my hero academia im so confused
Urgent
Please spread