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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

would my adoring fans like to see my little guy Frank (hi Matt)

tumblr outlasting 4chan really is the epitome of “luigi wins by doing nothing”. this webbed sight is held together with printed homestuck strips and destiel fics and somehow managed to live past “the internet hate machine”.

RIP 4chan, and here’s one last meme for you:

gotta say 4chan won a spiritual war by dying via hacking (cool) rather than via capitalism like we will (trite and unoriginal)

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

i regret nothing

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Asking for a decaf at a coffee shop when you're extremely caffeine sensitive sucks so bad cause they don't do it like, half the time. They just give you full caff. It's like if you go to a place where they sell water and then water with evil ghosts in it and you say please just regular water, hold the evil ghosts, and the underpaid worker who you tipped 30% on a single cup says "ok" and then puts evil ghosts in your beverage remorselessly

every time someone infodumps to me about some crazy shit i say ‘i am learning so much’ and no one will ever know it’s a reference to this screenshot of my middle school group chat that i treat like a well known meme

canceled my prime membership today

i made a dumb little animation to understand the basics of aseprite

*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.

No, you cannot eat my sandwich.

Mom’s response:

Best friend response:

And he had to change school districts 😝

This is so fucking funny