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truly genuinely think rvb zero’s final jenga piece that caused the show to fall apart is when they took tucker’s sword from him

My toxic trait is thinking I could fix zero

(By retconning all of season 18 and bringing the rvbs back, but keeping some of the zero characters, like Raymond and Phase. Maybe One but she's on thin ice, she's only included so she can be gfs with East)

The twins! Iota + Eta :))

Your fave is a fictive: Delta from Red vs. Blue

(request by anon)

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The French really don’t fuck around.

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

do i like price because he’s a good character or do i like him because he fills the void of a good father figure in my childhood?

for only being 26, gaz sure has been through a lot... so good thing he's got price (the dad of all time)

I wish I could blaze a post telling people to test their smoke alarms but I have literally no money so if y’all could help me spread this the old fashioned way

Test your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors

I'm sorry, but I cannot and will not stop until every video game man has been babygirled and blorbified beyond recognition. This is my mission. Everything else comes second

“Noooo!!!! You don’t understand the character!” What you don’t seem to understand is that they’re my little meow meow.

Davis: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Droz: Sure! Droz: Whats your favorite color? Davis, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

america land of the free huh. why dont u go and FREE ur colonies already then.

Tons more at the source!

If you get angry abt something on the internet.. step away bro 😭

Telling someone to touch grass after making a Twitter thread essentially Only calling them an idiot is. Funny.

autistic!ghost x adhd!soap it's canon trust me guys they told me

What to say when a stranger asks about your cane in an uncomfortable way:

Most recently used: “It’s for emotional support”

Immortality is hard on the knees

I’m a professional pole vaulter

(Look side to side conspiratorially) …you can see it too?

I keep my quarters for the car wash in here

Huh? Sorry I didn’t catch that? Sorry what? (Make them repeat it until they get loud and/or embarrassed)

You should see the other guy

Do you wanna guess?

I drank raw milk once

Nothin’ gets past this guy! (loudly, pointing)

It’s actually for fitness, like ankle weights

Mmmm I just like the fact that I’m disabled is way more interesting to strangers than anything else about me

It’s a very rare pez dispenser

Wow!

I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm

Walking? In this economy? Psh!

Essential oils go in it

For shits, giggles and a debilitating neurological condition

My no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather forgot to carry madam zironi up the mountain

Cane?

It’s how I sneak snacks into movie theatres

Well it’s not for walking

(Croaky voice) I’Ve wAiTed 400 yEars for sOmEoNe to aSk mE thAt QUesTion

Finally someone noticed!

Thirst trap

Have you heard of Benjamin button syndrome

To hit small children!

I’m donating my leg to science

I’m going to be Tiny Tim this Christmas, you know, from the musical

To humble me

I mastered walking and thought I’d like a challenge

I keep rolled up $2 bills in here (whisper) …I don’t trust The banks

It’s sexy and cool

You tell me ;) no really, what’s your best guess? (wait for ittttt…. Boom now they are uncomfortable too)

Religious reasons

Then the last one on my notebook page is just a drawing of those 2 dogs from the ‘y’all got legs’ animation in sunglasses and “I got legs”

So there you go

they should invent joints that dont hurt

Illustrations Show Size Difference Between Prehistoric Animals and Modern Descendants

ghost: me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

soap: :D

Modern warfare 2 campaign deleted scene

Please excuse my meme editing 😿🙏

Question for other cane/mobility aid users: Do you use your cane/mobility aid around your home? I’ve been meaning to actually use my cane while walking around my house but I feel. Bad? About it and want to know if other people do it :D

THEY ARE SO BESTIES CODED I MISS THEM TO MUCHHH !!! i know the pd gang just left them but oh my god i hope we see them again soon they mean so much to me :(

a chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

word count: 14,503

pairings: jack cooper & bt-72-74, sarah briggs, and the 6-4

warnings: cooper has MULTIPLE mental breakdowns. grief and loss as an overall theme. medical stuff.

notes: headcanon heavy, my first ever titanfall work! this was supposed to be a oneshot of me figuring out how to write neural links. happy/fluffy ending! 3 chapters, all are already published.

im so sorry to make another post asking for help. but our water bill is due the fifth of december. its $100.2. if six people sent $20 we’d be set. i’ll post proof of paying the bill if i meet my goal and ill turn off reblogs on this post once the goal has been met!

paypal.me/akirk432 (pls send via someone you trust)

cashapp: $autumnroses93

venmo: @catmom934 (pls do not send via purchase protection it takes a fee)

Huevember day 29: Lush Caves

I drew the skrunkly!! He’s a little guy!!

I was thinking about like, what if spore blossoms’ particles could glow? I referenced cats in Christmas trees for this one :’)

Being mentally forcefully dragged from writers block for this

ao3 where's the 30k word droz/davis friends to lovers mutual pining slow burn which explains why they left the 6-4. wh. where is it ao3